You know us, QueerClickers… we love the occasional prostie. Yeah, it’s a “crime” and degrading or whatever but, lots of porn stars work as “escorts” on the side, and you’re not really against men getting paid to fuck other men, are you? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
Anyway, we recently mentioned a bear prostie in Vegas. In that same article, we referenced Markus, the first “legal male prostitute” (for LADIES ONLY) working with customers at the Shady Lady Ranch. He compared himself to Rosa Parks which is like, totally accurate… except that it’s not. at. all.
Anyway, we imagine that some of you were thinking about dressing up like a lady and getting Markus to fuck your man pussy, but you’ve missed your chance slowpokes! Because after only getting 10 customers (including 1 who was actually an undercover journalist who ended up dissing him in the New York Post ), he’s decided to pack up his ass and pursue a career doing porn in southern California.
We hope it’s gay porn, because that’s where the real money is. Hilariously, he’s “been replaced by a thirtysomething man who uses the stage name ‘Y. Not.’ Aha! We’ll tell you Y Not… because you have a stupid name, that’s Y Not.
Markus apparently left the Shady Lady Ranch on good terms because his old employer totally stood up for him as Rosa Parks walked into the sunset:
[Bobbi] Davis feels the media attacks were “more than unfair; it was a double-standard. Several papers just cremated him. If it was a woman, they never would have gotten away with it.” A number of “working women” from the area also expressed anger and dismay at their new co-worker. “They were unmerciful. I don’t know why,” Ms. Davis said. “It’s not like they’re competing for the same customers.”
Happy trails, Markus. We’re sure there’s a Randy Blue JO scene that has your name written all over it.
We were saddened to learn about the folding of Unzipped, one of the last big gay porn mags. The Sword has the details as well as a body count:
The company is waiting to roll out the official announcement, but a couple newly-unemployed staffers leaked the sad news over the weekend to sources close to The Sword. Unzipped’s blog is still up and running as of this morning, but it is likely that the two new issues currently waiting in the wings will never be printed.
I’m not sure whether the end of Unzipped’s is the result of a faulty editorial strategy or whether it’s part of the mass death of gay print media in general: The Advocate (another Regent Media property) is now just an insert in Out; the awful Genre (remember Genre?) is dead, and Instinct (also awful) can’t be far off; Playgirl only goes to the printer now if Sarah Palin is involved; and of course there was last year’s folding of Mavety Media
Mavety Media published a slew of gay porn mags like Honcho, Torso, Mandate, Playguy, Inches, Black Inches, and Latin Inches… that’s a lot of inches.
Honestly, we’re astounded Unzipped still had a magazine at all! Who the heck buys porn mags these days anyway? Sure we look at porn mags in the gay bookstore, but that’s only a pretext so we can cruise our next toilet tramp. But it still sucks because we enjoyed reading Unzipped’s blog and their pictures were hot, Hot, HOT!!! Plus, imagine all those out of work porn employees hauling their dildos and inflatable fuck dolls out in cardboard boxes… so very, very sad. We don’t know about you, but it’s hard to get it up when you’re sad.
It really seems that if gay publications want to stay afloat, they’re either going to need to become aggregate sites (like us) or provide some cool social networking site so porn fans can interact and hook up (kinda like QueerClique). So until the next best online porn mag comes along, you’re better (getting) off with us.
We’ll miss you, Unzipped.
Hey folks, it’s Chinpoko again! I’m having a great week even though I haven’t been having lots of sex (a dick’s gotta rest every now and then, eh?). But it’s given me time to think… when did most of you come out? I;m curious because just like cumming, everyone cums out differently. As a cock, the only “coming out” I ever did was coming out of a guy’s pants, and I’ve been cumming out and inside of people ever since!
I’m also intrigued because I’m hoping someone in our QCommunity will leave their coming out stories in the QComments section! You never know, I may even decide to give the best story a prize… PATA, PATA, PATA!
When a celebrity sex tape breaks in the West, it’s usually the swan song of a dying D-list career. People hem and haw, pop-culture blogs post some video stills, and a few of the celebrity’s fans get moist. But when a sex tape breaks in India, and one of the celebrities is a famous Hindu holy man with over 2 million followers, people start rioting and breaking shit.
Sun TV, a private Indian channel based in Chennai, recently featured video footage of famous, self-proclaimed spiritual guru, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, getting a handjob and a blowjob from Tamil actress, Ranjitha. The video’s pretty tame by Western standards—it features no full blown peen, drug use, or cum facials. In it, the guru basically kicks back and watches TV while his mistress massages his leg, rubs his groin and starts giving him head. For most of it, the guru actually seems more interested in TV than in the blowjob from his comely lass. However, in the last minute of the video, he throws his leg around her for some affectionate post-coital cuddling.
The second video shows him having sexual intercourse in a darkened room, but it’s so dark and unclear that we didn’t bother taking stills (though you can watch and download the videos for yourself here). But even though the videos are softcore by Western standards, what happened next is pretty hardcore!
The following Wednesday after the broadcast, angry followers of the disgraced guru began attacking parts of his ashram (a religious commune) near Bangalore in Karnataka state. Nine people got arrested for throwing stones, ransacking the place, and setting fire to huts inside the ashram.
The guru’s group, the Life Bliss Foundation, said, “we feel that a mix of conspiracy, graphics and rumors are at play in these recent events that have unfolded. We are working on a legal course of action.” At first, everyone wondered who set up the hidden camera sting operation and whether Ranjitha was involved. But finally they discovered, Nityananda’s disciple revealed that he had made the video tape. Swami Dharmananda alias Lenin Karuppan had videographed Swami Nithyananda with Tamil Actress Ranjitha. He had filed a complaint against him that he used to sexually assault the women visiting the ashram. it was one of the guru’s disciples:
Nityananda’s disciple revealed that he had made the video tape. Swami Dharmananda alias Lenin Karuppan had videographed Swami Nithyananda with Tamil Actress Ranjitha. He had filed a complaint against him that he used to sexually assault the women visiting the ashram.
The guru had already been panned in the press for charging high amounts for his retreats and camps, but as a result of this scandal, he has But in the meanwhile, the guru has disappeared! Only recently did a spokesperson on Nityananda’s behalf say that he was not hiding but merely left to attend the Kumbh Mela (a mass Hindu pilgrimage) and that would come back and meet the press on March 18.
Meanwhile, the actress in question eventually broke her silence and said she is merely the guru’s “devotee” and that their time together was merely “an offering”:
Speaking in an interview to a Tamil website, Ranjitha admitted she was a devotee of Nityananda and used to offer her services like ‘feeding’ and ‘massaging’ to him.
“The media has unnecessarily blown the issue out of proportion. I know swamiji for the past few years and my association with him is quite transparent…As a true devotee, I offered my services like feeding and massaging him regularly in his room. I used to stay with him till late and the ashram inmates knew about it,” Ranjitha is quoted as saying.
However, in the video, Ranjitha is shown not just feeding and massaging the swami, but also lying on top of him and indulging in a sexual foreplay. The video is learnt to be secretly shot by Nityananda’s onetime associate Lenin Karuppan, who has accused the swami of “misbehaving” with beautiful women and “forcing” them into performing sexual acts with him.
The entire thing’s going under investigation by Indian courts and police. Since the video aired on March 2nd, several of the guru’s organizational outposts have stopped rendering services “until the truth is known.” Gurus aren’t always expected to be celibate, unlike Catholic priests. So the idea of the swami having sex is only scandalous because it may reveal abuses that go against the traditional image of a pure, ascetic holy man, and also because his partner was a famous actress.
Sex tape scandals typically pass over in a week in America, but we have a feeling the trouble brewing in India over this scandal may go on for months!
Hey folks, it’s me, QC’s cocky pal, Chinpoko! Sex is a lot like whistling… we all make weird faces and noises while doing it, but each person does it their own way. So I wanna know how you do the dirty deed!
Every week, I’ll ask a different question and leave the poll and QComments open so you can share your sexperiences! Some weeks, I may even throw in a bonus prize for the best response—PATA, PATA, PATA!!! So without further adieu… here’s our first question:
You may remember the heartwarming story of fucked-in-the-head teen extortionist, 18-year-old Anthony Stancl of New Berlin, Wisconsin who racked up 12 felony charges and potentially over 300 years in jail by posing as a girl on Facebook to coerce 31 male high school classmates into sexual blackmail.
Well, bust out the bubbly kids, because the fucker’s been sentenced to fifteen years in prison! He’s now 19 and though he reportedly apologized to his victims, “saying he has learned to understand what his victims went through,” the same article also says that Stancl “showed no emotion” during his sentencing.
Sure, Stancl’s not the most handsome swan on the lake, but a couple of years, a gym membership, and maybe a little intensive shock therapy might have turned the toady gimp into a mediocre fuck-duck. If only he’d been patient. Let that be a lesson to you tech-savvy readers: if you’re gonna blackmail anyone for sex, do it to an adult. After all, some of adults like that sort of thing.
That reminds us, have you joined QueerClique yet?
This week’s Ask QC guy was looking tobecome an awesome bottom. However, some of us want a guy who’s already got an awesome bottom. Indie gay art zine, Butt Magazine and the American Apparel clothing store know what we’re talking about. They’ve started a contest search for The Best Bottom In The World to help them sell their million-colored under-roos. Here’s the deets:
We’re looking for a brand new bum (the best in the world!) to be the new “face” for our always expanding intimates and briefs lines. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured online.Two winners – selected by American Apparel judges – will be eligible to be our next butt model. The top ten contestants, as voted on by the public, will receive a grab bag of American Apparel items valued at $300.
So they’re soliciting men and women (like yourself) to submit a picture of their backsides clad in their briefs. And you the viewer gets to look and rate each butt on a scale of 1 to 5. We’ve looked through the gallery and there are three types of entrants:
1) Hunky men whose bubble-butts pop in AA’s boner-inducing array of colors,
2) Flat-assed guys who have given themselves wedgies and bent over to simulate the appearance of an actual ass, and
3) Fat-bottomed hipsters who make the rockin’ world go round.
So whose booty-jiggle makes you wriggle? Or better yet, which one of our QC readers will be brave enough to put their buns in the fire? The softcore pornographers at American Apparel need your help. The fate of masturbating art fags and in-store perverts lies in your musty, crotch-smelling hands.
Men Over 30’s latest update starts with Nick Moretti in the shower, much to the delight of the peeping Sebastian Keys. Catching Sebastian in the act, Nick’s takes his towel off as Sebastian’s hands start to explore Nick’s muscular bod. He slurps and gags on Nick’s massive meat as he tries to get as much of it in his mouth. Nick’s not one to wait for what he wants, and is soon pounding that ass with reckless abandon. Sebastian takes every deep plunge with ease. Nick lifts those smooth legs and slides back inside the hairless hole. Sebastian takes that thick cock to the hilt as Nick pounds him harder and harder. Sebastian is soon busting his nut all over his contracting abs. Nick is next as he pulls out and blows his thick load all over Sebastian’s chest and cum-coated abs.
“Gay people are the sweetest, kindest, most artistic, warmest and most thoughtful people in the world. And since the beginning of time all they’ve ever been is kicked.”
“The homosexual community wants me to be gay. The heterosexual community wants me to be straight. Every [writer] thinks, I’m the journalist who’s going to make him talk. I pray for them. I pray that they get a life and stop living mine!”
Rid your mind of the idea that unicorns are peaceful, gentle creatures who drink moonbeams and cry peach soda. Some of them are mega-ripped, bikini brief wearing, stallions of anger just waiting to cut a bitch with samurai swords! This uncorn doesn’t want your wishes, fairy kisses, or sweet dreams. He’s gonna drink your milkshake and then stab your ass, plain and simple. So better watch your step next time you decide to set foot in the enchanted forest, sucka!
We interrupt our regular schedule to bring you something to break the monotony of hot boys on QC – A Walrus Autofellatio!!
I didn’t know they have such long schloooongs! Are their counterparts’ punanis deep enough to accommodate that? Video after the jump!
“In a strange way, playing David (a gay character in the drama, Six Feet Under) during the first season required me to get in touch with my homophobia. He had such internalized loathing for who he was. I certainly have moved forward in my life, in my own relationship to my self-loathing, by having played David.”
