QCA Music Quickie: Kazaky’s “LOVE” Involves Beer, High Heels, Onions


Color us orange, but the Ukranian boy band Kazaky is so crazy campy hot that you’d have to be queer NOT to love ’em. We featured their first viral video that had some seriously sweaty hip-hop ballet and the boys all striking dangerous poses in high heels. Well, they’ve dusted off even higher heels and are doing some cray-cray choreography in Mortal Kombat cosutumes. Plus the song has a bunch of delightful East European surprises like the lyrics—”Fuck, money, trent(?), fame, sex, beer, fashion.”—and even some onion-headed dancers… because East European gays love onions… we guess.

24 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 9 Comments

Best Commercial Ever Features Drunken Rugby Makeout

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We have no idea what drunken rugby players making out has to do with a cell phone earpiece, but given how hot the guys are, we don’t even care. But if this commercial was really banned in the USA, it’s probably because of the pervy animated text at the end as much as for the kiss—oh you uptight Americans. A little kiss never hurt anybody (except for Jesus).
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23 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

QCA Music Quickie: A Horrible Gay Porn Parody Of Lady Gaga’s Born This Way


Lady Gaga’s Express Yourself Born This Way has inspired several videos showing how her song sounds like a bazillion other songs. But this is the first gay porn parody we’ve heard of it and to be honest… it’s pretty horrible. But we are a gay porn site… and since the song is about gay porn, we had to run it… because we’re a gay porn site… you understand, right?

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Porn On YouTube: Action Figures Get Freaky Deaky With Power Tools And Space Dicks


A friend of ours shared this demented video of a GI Joe and Million Dollar Man action figure getting bizzay together in what looks like a Soviet-era stop-motion porno. There’s nudie mags, a naughty repair man, underwear, rimming, dirty talk, and some serious power tool buttsecks. You may find it erotic or disturbing depending on how traumatic your childhood was.

19 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Porn Break: Meet The Crazy, Nasty-Ass Honey Badger!


Honey badger may sound like a cute pet name for your cranky boyfriend, but think again! Real honey badgers are hungry little bastards that just take what they want. Randall the gay narrator knows all about it and he’s here to tell just just how crazy these creatures can be! African killer bees? Deadly cobras? Honey badger don’t give a shit. We bet your boyfriend’s not nearly this badass.
And if you like Randall’s take on honey badgers, see what he has to say about the disgusting American bullfrog after the jump!

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18 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Chip Tanner Rapes Himself, Consensually Fucks Animals

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We already know how many of you use animals for sexual pleasure. Don’t worry… you’re not alone. In fact, you can add Randy Blue’s Chip Tanner to the man-on-animal love train. He’s been thinking about this whole “consent” thing and he’s not even sure if he’s mentally competent enough to consent to sex with himself! Does that mean that every time he masturbates he rapes himself?!! Probably, especially considering the fact that he already has cybersex with himself.
We love Chip because he really is a never-ending bowl of crazy in the best way. He juggles on behalf of sexually humiliated teens, jiggles his booty for gender equality, talks directly to God, and he even considered killing and fucking his sister (in that order) for Christmas. So does it surprise us that he wants to let the fur fly with his favorite stuffed animal? Nah… plushies exist and his videos always inspire a jaw-dropping “no you didn’t” response! As long as he keeps having sex with men on camera, he can fuck all the teddy bears he wants—GO CHIP, GO!

15 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

QCrimes?: What Has Steven Daigle Gone And Done Now?



Ex-reality TV cowboy Steven Daigle found himself in a bit of legal trouble late last year/ And though he’s apparently patching that up, he’s apparently embroiled in a sexual mishap abroad involving his WIFE??? Did we miss something here?
Apparently while you were asleep, Daigle started a suit-making empire when he wasn’t busy sucking dick and now he stands accused of using extortion to seal a few deals In the footage above, someone apparently taped Daigle conducting a (ahem) questionable business deal. And while you might think that sort of thing happens all the time in Europe, the paparazzi have been swarming for an answer. Could the rising porn star find himself in legal trouble again?
Check out his first interview since the scandal after the jump!

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08 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Porn Break: The Most Awesome Action Sequence Ever


Watching porn all the time can be quite hard—ha! That’s why we’re giving you this mind-blowingly amazeballs video to give your wood some rest. Don’t mind the German and Indian languages. The action starts at 0:27 and only gets better and Better and BETTER! Rolling balls of death, a wall of guns, and a psycho super snake are only the beginning of what’s been called “the most expensive movie ever made in India.” It’s cray-cray!

06 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

Ricky Gervais Has Cartoon Proof That Homosexuality Is Natural-ish


Remember when actress Isabella Rossellini taught us how dolphins blow each other? Comedian Ricky Gervais has done a little research on gay animal sex as well and he’s discovered skull-fucking dolphins, lesbian hedgehogs, and some monkeys stuck forever in the 69 position. What must run through these creature’s minds before such queer encounters? Probably as little as runs through ours—”Sex? Oh… yes.” Seeing is believing, but do pictures in a biology textbook really count as proof? Ricky is skeptical.

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Porn On YouTube: The Lost Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Sex Scene!


Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this insanely awesome video of two flying ninjas hate-fucking one another. The male ninja has a one-foot-six-inch cock and some incredible moves like the “Invincible Wheel” and “Power Screw.” He can even slam a fuck someone while soaring through the air, balancing on a bamboo stalk, or burrowing underground like Bugs Bunny. And his cum shot? Forget it. You’re not even one-twentieth the sexual superhero that he is. Maybe he gets all his magical penis powers from his mystical mustache and ponytail!

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31 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Are You Straight Enough For The Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge?

Daniel Tosh is the dorky twink host with his own internet meme show Tosh.0. In the show he watches popular web videos and then interviews the people behind them. Occasionally though he makes his own internet fodder like this last week when he and four of his friends downed a viagra to see which one of them would pop a chub to hardcore gay porn. We’re pretty sure that at least one of his pals got hard watching Leather Daddy Fist Party. He probably just adjusted himself to avoid outing himself as bisexual on American cable.
PS. Watching this makes you gay.

27 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Wait… Those Doritos Commercials Weren’t Real??!


Remember those two Dorito’s ads we liked so much? Yeah well Frito-Lay wasn’t behind them.

According to Frito-Lay Director of Public Relations Chris Kuechenmeister, the latter is true. He said the pair of ads in question were two out of 5,600 that were submitted to the company for its “Crash the Super Bowl” contest. Furthermore, the YouTube page on which the ads appear is a fan-made page, and not the official page for the Crash the Super Bowl contest. Kuechenmeister said the ads in question were not among the finalists chosen by a panel of judges, and have no chance of airing during the Super Bowl or otherwise.

Some of our QCommenters said they didn’t like the tired gay stereotype of gays being constantly cock-hungry. But if a guy on a 30-second commercial isn’t somewhat flamboyant or kissing another man, how can the audience possibly identify him as gay? A pink t-shirt? An uninvolved boyfriend nearby? Straight men don’t fare much better in TV ads—they act like ogling turds around infinitely hotter women. Just saying, sometimes gay men are flamboyant and horny.
That being said, it’s too bad that Frito-Lay won’t be running those ads. Oh well, at least we still have the Austrailian Dorito ad for their Mexican-flavor.

25 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Doritos Really Want Us Gays Face Down In Their Chip Bowl

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First came the ad of the two men getting cozy in the sauna. And now Doritos has guys sucking on each other’s fingers, huffing each other’s pants like paint rags, and drooling over pool boys. Which ad exec at Doritos finally realized that queers eat their chips? Will these ads make us eat more food that makes your breath smell like you just at a 3-cheese pizza fiesta nacho special at Applebees? No, probably not. In fact, the real message of the commercials seems to be that Doritos are so good they’ll turn you gay. But either way—we’re for anything that encourages more man love on TV, especially without the immature homophobia and gross-out yuks.

25 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

QCA TV Quickie: Do You Like Dorito’s? You’re Gonna…


A new ad rumored to be a 30-second Dorito’s spot for the Super Bowl includes all the things gay men like: classical music, muscular men sitting next to each other in a steam room, and one of those men going for the other one’s sack. Yeah, Dorito’s will still leave cheese dust on your fingers and the breath of a taco-eating freak, but the unexpected ending of this ad will either have you loving them or feeling more creeped out by them then ever.

24 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments