BDSM and wrestling performerDerek da Silva has something that will really light up your holiday spirits. No, it’s not his Christmas tree, silly—it’s his testicular shock device left over from Titan Men’s Shock Therapy. If you don’t remember Shock Treatment, it’s a heartwarming family tale about hairy tattooed studs who get strapped down to tables and have their cajones fried by high-voltage tasers and stun guns. It’s kinda like Miracle on 34th Street, except with more gay sex and nut torture. If you need a quick jolt to your memory by seeing just how they used Derek’s shocking toy, see for yourself after the jump!
Last time we hung out with drag comedianJackie Beat, she explained the joys of Chinese lead poisoning, female genital mutilation, and the KKK to her judgmental friends. Now she’s come out with a disco parody entitled Don’t Tell Me You’re Gay and it’s uproarious! Not only are the lyrics raunchy and bitchy, but the video also features hunky LA party promoter Mario Diaz—hubba hubba!
Even though producing a dance track is the last stop in the Porn Career Pyramid, S&M butcher Brodie Newport has just released his 6th music video entitled, Belial Begins. But before we get to the track itself we wondered, What is a Belial exactly? Good question. Wikipedia suggests that he’s an uncircumcised puke demon:
a demon in the Bible, Christian apocrypha and Jewish apocrypha, and also a term used to characterize the wicked or worthless. In the Book of Jubilees, uncircumcised heathens are called “sons of Belial”…the demon [Belial] is said to have feasted on the poor and feeds the rich with the regurgitated remains.
Delightful! Now about the track, Newport himself says, “It is far from perfect, but the dreaded “sophomore” effort is finally done! Now to record the rest of the tracks for the ‘second album.’ This is just a rough demo, so don’t get all excited and put your critic hats on just yet K?”
The song itself sounds like a video game loop from a bonus level with a vocal track of Newport moaning and saying “fire”, “higher” and “desire.” The attempt places him in the sexy but modestly talented company of other porn musicians like Colton Ford and Dempsey Stearns.
As for the video, Newport flexes in a tight pair of Ralph Lauren briefs around the 2:20, 3:50, 5:49, and 7:22 marks—each time it only lasts for a few seconds, but they’re pretty much the best moments of the entire video. Otherwise, it’s just Newport flexing in a swivel chair and walking up church stairs. Not willing to use the North Entrance like the sign suggests, he walks aimlessly on the landing and communes with the stone lions—looks like Newport could take some video editing tips from our own QClique music star, Kentucky Boy.
Last holiday season, the Gay Pimp Daddy Johnny McGovern gave us all a Dirty Gay Christmas. This holiday, he’s leaving us a different package—one that would much rather receive than give—it’s a bossy bottom! McGovern gives these insatiable manwhores their just due by acknowledging just how demanding and sexy they can be. It’s a nice dirty turn from his usual PG-13 material. But watch out… bossy bottoms are one package that once unwrapped won’t go back in so easily—no refunds or returns, boys!
On this World AIDS Day, Chi Chi LaRue has shown up (without her nose) to remind you that safe sex is hot sex.
And she’s brought along QC lust object Johnny Hazzard to help send the message home. You know how much we like safe sex ads that feature actualporn stars and actualfucking, so we’re happy to spread our buttcheeks the word to help stop the spread of HIV. Whether you’re HIV-positive or negative, it’s our responsibility to make sure that HIV stops with us.
We’ve got a sexy roundup of porn star gossip for you this time around. It’s chock full of stars: Leo Giamani, Brent Everett, Jeremy Bilding, Nick Capra, Pierre Fitch, Bruno Bond, Steve Cruz, and more! We’d let on about all the juicy bits we have on them, but it’s simply too much. Suffice it to say that involves public showering, drugs, booze, pizza, hookers, zombies, Boy Scouts, and copyright infringement! So the porntasticfuzz-couple of Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond are in Melbourne Australia on a talent hunt (hear that, all you Aussie blokes?). In between “auditioning” hot Oz studs on their casting couch, the horny happy couple has still found time to shoot high quality promotional pictures of themselves with local photog David Khan. We’re not so much jealous as envious. We’d never post the naked pictures of ourselves we took in Australia because, ours were taken by a 65-year-old who enslaved us in a coat closet… but that’s another story. You may know that Brent Everett’s running a stable of porn hotties on his site. Well, one of his new models, Kayden Hart, is really hung. We’re talking ridiculously hung… like internal injuries hung. Everett promises that we’ll soon see him Mr. Hart pound some bubble butt as well as take it up his ass—well-hung and vers?!? HAWT.
Just so you know, the advice given is this video isn’t for everyone. For one, it’s so extreme that we contemplated posting this on QCX. And secondly, if you’re not a straight, aging, somewhat unattractive D-list comedian with a nearly non-existent career, then Bobby Cannavale’s advice won’t do you a lick of good. However, it could be the only thing that saves Louis C.K.’s skin. And who knows? Maybe another desperate celebrity will take Mr. Cannavale’s advice when their own career goes flaccid—after watching this, you’ll know what to expect!
Via Sticky.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Sure, Thanksgiving’s an American holiday, but we hope each of you has lots to be thankful for this year, no matter where you’re from. In his video version of CeCe Peniston’s Finally, Adam Joseph makes us feel thankful for loving men. Cece’s heartfelt lyrics of true love and his hot biracial couple finally celebrating their day in marriage makes us feel all warm and gooey inside. But even if marriage isn’t your thing, they show the white guy in his undies early on and he’s packing heat, which is something we can all be grateful for!
Diesel Washington’s on record for calling twinks like Aiden Ash, MJ Taylor, Race Cooper, Cameron Marhsall, and Daniel Cox “little boys” saying,
I see a bunch of little boys fucking up a storm on Vid and they walk around like they are huge stars. No Ur just a Little boy playing Porn star on the Vid or Web… I know these are twink performers but OMG they look like babies!!! Its getting harder and harder to see the performers coming into the game now… these kids should be play X box, or Play Station not playing with Joysticks of another kind!!
But in his most recent blog posting, he wants you to know that he doesn’t hate twinks—he’s merely annoyed by them. So annoyed, in fact, that he’s decided to rape two of them on Twinkscape.
After beating up Krist Cummings I turn my attention to beating up other twinks. I’m tired about hearing about Lady Gaga or Britney Spears bah bah bah. Someone needed to teach the twinks a lesson, so call me Diesel Washington the Twink trainer!!! I don’t want to give anything away about the scene…but lets say I had to teach two twinks how to get fucked like a Man, by a Man!!! The scene is crazy
He filmed the scene in Ft. Lauderdale and said in his post-rape interview that his Twinkscape scene has given him a wHOLE new appreciation for hard-working twinks. He’s happy that he finally got to utter the words “boy pussy”, “boy hole”, and “bitch” on camera (apparently his past employers haven’t allowed it) and he’s grateful that he had the chance to “put some hurt on” by fucking the glimmer out of the twinks’ eyes in the camel clutch position—fun!
We’ll be sure to feature the scene as soon as it cums out—it’ll be rape-tastic! But you better watch your twink ass, Carter Nash, because Diesel’s coming for you next!
So we’re supposed to believe that the lead singer of Valley Lodge just broke up with his girlfriend when all of is home furnishings are constructed entirely of naked men? No wonder they broke up! He hangs his hat on a man’s dong and tweaks a guy’s peen just to turn on the lamp. We’ve seen such nude furniture before and we’re pretty sure that whoeever owns them is gayer than Christmas.
Man furniture might seem badass, but there are a few other practical problems. For one, where does the water come from in his “man-bath”? Isn’t ironing on the back of his studly ironing board cruel? And also, his dining room table… does he really want to eat off of it? How often does he clean it? And does the ketchup bottle ever accidentally slip through one of the table’s many, urm, holes? He ends up sleeping with his lamp on a man bed… so he’s either gay, tripping on some incredibly homosexual acid, or has an intensely homoerotic view of his home furnishings. We wouldn’t mind eating off that table though…
Last time we checked in on Adam Lambert, he got hit by a dildo during a concert. Well, it seems as if he stowed that dildo in his action slacks before hitting the stage at the American Music Awards, because his bulge was so big and glittery that its sparkle blinded several children watching at home.
Before his performance at the AMA, a bit of scandal surrounded the young singer’s appearance on the cover of OUT magazine. Basically, OUT’s editor said Adam’s handlers didn’t want him to appear too gay. Well, no need to worry about that any longer, Mr. Editor, because after Lambert’s tonguing, thrusting, and gyrating at the AMA, no one’s ever gonna look at him and think he’s straight ever again ever.
Thanks to QCommenter Doug for digging up what may be the last YouTube video of Lambert’s performance. Get it while it’s hot because now that we’ve posted it, ol’ Dick Clark will probably hunt it down and squash it soon, the jerk. Adam’s dildo-fueled antics apparently made a few parents simultaneously queasy and horny as well, because 1,500 of them complained to the network about his performance being “tasteless and vulgar.” We agree, but we like tasteless and vulgar things like this.
Sadly, his dry humping and faux-fisting of dancers cost him a gig on the daily dry heave known as Good Morning America where he hoped to camerahump boygirls for millions of bleary-eyed 9-to-5ers. His gayness cost him American Idol and now it’s cost him Chode Mourning America. If we’re not careful, the boy will move to Europe. Amid the media uproar, Lambert responded by saying:
It’s a shame because I think that there’s a double standard going on in the entertainment community right now. Female performers have been doing this for years—pushing the envelope about sexuality—and the minute a man does it, everybody freaks out. We’re in 2009; it’s time to take risks, be a little more brave, time to open people’s eyes and if it offends them, then maybe I’m not for them. My goal was not to piss people off, it was to promote freedom of expression and artistic freedom.” If ABC opts not to broadcast several of the more risqué moments of “For Your Entertainment” in a few moments, “In a roundabout way it’s a form of discrimination because it is a double standard,” Lambert says.
We have posted the original AMA performance for you, but they may soon yank the piece off the web. So instead, you’ll have to yank your piece to the pics above and the video below of the song he sang, For Your Entertainment.
Via Sticky. Thanks to Unzipped for the pics.
You know how much we like safe-sex campaigns that feature actual sex. Like those Hot House posters that show actual fucking, if you wanna get a gay guy’s attention, show him some cock! So we’re loving this new video from the DC FUK!T campaign in which Matthew Rush shows you how to put on a condom using his thick cock to illustrate. Forget mom showing you how to put a raincoat on a cucumber so you don’t impregnate Linda Jean at the middle school dance. Matthew knows you wanna fuck some man ass and shows you how to have a safe ride from start to finish.
There are sometimes when you gotta have comfort and other times when you gotta have style. For Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Brett Favre, the Really Tiny Wrangler Jean Short provides both. Whenever he’s going to drive deep with a bunch of tight ends, there’s nothing he’d rather in the huddle. They’re comfortable, practical, and let your balls really hang out—y’know… like a man! This video shows you just how easy it is to score when you have the right equipment… right, Brett? You could quarterback us anytime.
As we predicted, moose-slaughtering teen hockey dad, Levi Johnston, left his penis in Alaska and won’t be showing it in Playgirl. However, you can check out his first black-and-white armpit pic from the Playgirl shoot here. Or you can check him out barechested in his undies in the behind-the-scenes video above.
Thanks to Pink Is The New Blog.
If singer Pearly Gate’s video is to be believed, Zeb Atlas has several sweet, sweet bitches spread out all over the U.S. just begging for his muscled ass to come back home! Apparently he’s telling all these poor ladies that he’s busy at board meetings.
Um… we hate to burst your Harlequinn Romance, ladies. But when Zeb’s not home, he’s a homo. Oh, it’s all business. After all, he’s gay-for-pay (and straight as our curvy dicks), but while your pining away for him in bed, he’s pining away at some guy’s ass. Having seen his butthole makes this sweet video seem all the more naive. But a girl can dream, can’t she?
Thanks to Unzipped for digging up this butt nugget.
