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Swingin’ Balls: Zack Randall and John Powers

Swingin' Balls: Zack Randall and John Powers

Zack Randall invites buddy John Powers over and immediately they start comparing body parts with a biceps muscle posedown. Next they are checking out their six-packs, measuring chests and then settle down to working out. Of course they strip naked and keep sharing and comparing. Reverse pushups against the desk gives them an excuse to wag their weenies and pump their family jewels forward into the camera. And that’s just a warmup.

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09 Apr 19 By Dave 7 Comments

Swingin’ Balls: Zack Randall, Tony Thickdick and Marcus Rivers

Swingin' Balls: Zack Randall, Tony Thickdick and Marcus Rivers

Zack Randall is having two fuckbuds, Tony Thickdick and Marcus Rivers, over for a hot playdate, and things heat up fast! Marcus is stretched out above Zack with his balls and prick dangling into his mouth, while Tony is fucking Marcus face at the other end. When Marcus wriggles down to suck on Tony’s hot meat, Zack strokes his delicious uncut schlong. Tony positions himself to plow Marcus, who grinds his ass back in encouragement and is sporting a rockhard erection that bobs up in front.

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08 Jan 19 By Dave 3 Comments

Handy YouTubers Make Us Wanna Learn Sign Language


We don’t know sign language—we took French in high school… worthless! But after seeing these two sexy men make sweet love to the camera with their hands, we’re dying to learn. First there’s this mega hot kid sporting the rakish beard/ mustache combo with a hairy stripe racing down his bod. He’s gay, American, and can will teach you all the signing you need to know in order to hit on the hot deaf kid or gay guys with a deaf fetish. Because he’s so frikkin’ sexy in this vid, lots of YouTube commenters have offered to marry him, but he issued this following comment:

“THANK YOU everyone, Especially all you boys down there in South America!!!:D for your response to my video [that I made for] my “deaf” boyfriend… I am very flattered by your interests:D However, my baby boi, ANTHONY, has my heart and all my lovin. My body is HIS property….. Love you sweetheart, you are my world. Thanks for being so understanding. *BIG kisses to the love of my life!* XOXOX”

So hands off!
By the way, porn star Zack Randall contracted meningitis at the age of 3 and a half and lost the hearing in his right ear and most of the hearing in my left. He’s worn hearing aids ever since… and he’s hot as fuck.


Then there’s YouTube sensation Michael Chase DiMartino. He may fancy himself as a Womanizer who is into Lovegames, but his love of pop makes us think he might like boys too. At least we hope he does because he’s got a tight little body and a face that makes us want to read his lips with our mouth.

25 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Sigh… Zack Randall Now Does Straight Porn

Sigh... Zack Randall Now Does Straight Porn
What did She Who Must Not Be Named do to our beloved piss pup Zack Randall? Rumors abound that they’ve broken up, but now the 2009 Freshman of the Year Zack has become fresh meat for the queer (namely, a room full of 100 crazy screaming women on Dancing Bear and Bang Bros.
Dancing Bear is like giving the undersexed all-female audience of The View lots of alcohol and cocaine and setting them loose in an X-rated strip club. There’s chubby breasts, panty hose torn apart from aggressive box rubbing, and saliva-slash-cum foaming from the mouths of these rabid cum-hungry whores. The estrogen literally flies off the screen and forces you to lick its cooch.
Bang Bros on the other hand is a more demure and understated website for lonely ladies looking to make the acquaintance of a nice gentleman. In their latest installment, brunette flooze Angelica Lane waits for her partner in “a tug job scene,” but when the stud doesn’t show (can’t imagine why), she blows some dude by the vending machine [QC: who just happens to be Zack Randall].
We’re not so hung up on the straight-for-pay thing. After all, we’ve enjoyed watching Zack Randall drink his own piss and he’s identified as bisexual before, so his getting blown by women is hardly amaing. But even still, why is he on straight sites only now? Have Zack’s gay porn opportunities dried up? Hasn’t he ever heard of escorting? Did What’s-Her-Name leave some sort of weird Nepali curse on our beloved? Why, God, WHY?!!!
Oh Zack, take your cock out of those strange women’s mouths and put it in ours!
Thanks to Just Us Boys for the pics.

25 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 14 Comments

Ten Gold Stars For Phillip Ashton! Zack Randall’s “Husband” Makes Another Scandalous Video


OK, OK, OK… so we swore we would never mention a certain fat-hating drama queen ever again. Except that he’s just created yet another video calling out the editors of QueerClick and Unzipped Media for circulating rumors about his relationship with Zack Randall.
Actually, the person in the video is not he-who-no-longer-deserves-QCoverage but his porn rival, Phillip Ashton. If you recall, Phillip inserted himself in the faux-drama by levying some very serious claims of rape, drug and spouse abuse against Randall and his lover. We initially called Mr. Ashton bonkers and jealous, but with this video he has singlehandedly redeemed himself!
He calls out you-know-who for all his bad behavior and then some, adding a deliciously nasty tone that’s not far from the original. Plus, he throws in the bad trademark Elvis hairdo, some devilish smiles, and an wicked brown-face performance that are truly inspired comedic touches! We were gonna use this column space to join in the abuse, except that Phillip’s said everything about you-know-who far better than we ever could. Bravo, Mr. Ashton—ten gold stars!

01 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Same Empress, New Clothes: Derek Gets Butch And F-Bombs QC For Posting His Lies


In his most butch drag to date, Ice Empress Derek Rivero breaks his own promise made yesterday to never talk about his self-wrought drama of “breaking up” with Zack Randall by swearing his way through 9-minutes of self-promotion masquerading as self-defense.
First, he refutes his own irrelevance (presumably for us calling him a “washed-up porn groupie”) by dusting off 3-porn titles made over 3 years ago and citing 6 website appearances to establish his porn star cred. Keep in mind, he retired immediately after making these scenes and then piggybacked off Zack Randall’s fame to promote Randall/Rivero, a website that would have closed long ago without Zack—Zack has at least 15 porn movies and countless web scenes to Derek’s underwhelming 9 and today remains the far-brighter star.
Nonetheless, the angry kitten continued to defend himself against us and Unzipped Media for our supposedly unfair coverage of him:

“Leave it to the bloggers… to, uh try to spin a personal situation and try to make it more like theirs… I wanna say one last thing and this is all I’m gonna fucking say because quite frankly I’m starting to feel like these people don’t understand because they’re too fucking busy thinking about cock to understand something other than fucking logic…

“Zack and I are not drama queens just because we defended ourselves… We haven’t wasted a minute on this, other than the 15 minutes that we did just trying to clear the fucking air because something like rape is serious.

“And in case you fucking stupid little bloggers like QueerClick and Unzipped Media blog cannot grasp the fact that we are fucking people, we’ve never raped anybody and if anybody says something like that, then we have the right to defend it…”

Sidestepping his murder of grammar and syntax, we’re not buying the tough guy act, princess. What the cum-tarded twink has failed to realize is that we went after Phillip Ashton for writing what he wrote about our precious Zack. We called Phillip “a jealous twink ghost, semi-coherent, accusatory, undoubtedly bonkers, professionally jealous, and catty.” In short, we stood up for Derek and Zack.
For the record, we have never—we repeat NEVER—called Rivero “a drama queen” or insinuated that he didn’t have right to defend himself against Ashton’s serious accusations. We have however called him all of the following things, arranged chronologically from past to present:
1) a hung, uncut barebacker, a devil-dicked stud,
2) the Terminator, an impervious ice queen, and a puppy euthanizer,
3) an ass puppet, an obscure fashion victim, the iciest most metallic cyborg queen of them all, a dillhole, and a fuppet,
3) Guest blogger Oscar Wilde called Rivero, Her Antarctic Highness, a snowlover with an ice-coal steamheart, and an a malfunctioned manbride,
4) a space cadet
5) a terror twink, a sassy queen, and a pot-kettle-black washed-up porn groupie with cum-flavored drivel spilling out of [his] twink mouth.
And we stand by all that, though we’ll happily throw in “hypocrite” and “liar” as well.
Just a small example of what we mean. In yesterday’s video Rivero said he was 20-years-old, but it’s 2009 and if he made his three Channel 1 videos in 2007, he must have been at least 18-years-old at the time, which would make him at least 21 now (though he looks like he’s pushing 28). While he may have pulled a Brent Corrigan and lied about his age to break into porno early, it’s more likely that he told this little white lie about his age yesterday—just another stick on his already blazing bonfire of dishonesty.
UPDATE: QC’s FINAL WORD ON THE MATTER: To go along with Derek’s desire to be left alone, we’ve decided to exclude him and his website from any future QCoverage. In fact, we’ve already removed his site from the blogroll. We’ll still cover Zack because he’s awesome, but this spiteful little twink can keep living out his deluded porn fantasy without us.

17 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 55 Comments

“Ex-Boyfriends” Zack Randall And Derek Rivero Make Video To Explain Derek’s Last Video


The parade of tears that is Zack Randall and Derek Rivero’s “non-breakup” continues. Just to bring you up to speed: First Derek announced their breakup and then followed up the announcement with an ice-cold video press release. Then Zack won 2009 Freshman of the Year (because he’s fucking beautiful) and peed on himself some more.
Then, Zack and Derek revealed that their breakup was actually just a big shadowy conspiracy by the porn world puppeteers, then they showed up at an Unzipped gala arm-in-arm to celebrate Zack’s award. Most recently, catty twink Phillip Ashton created a scathing blog accusing Derek and Zack of spousal abuse, infidelity, possessing drug paraphernalia and child rape.
Yesterday, the terror twinks released a video admitting that their entire break-up was just an ill-conceived publicity stunt for Zack’s career. While they stopped short of naming the devious mastermind behind it, they did implicate Ron Davis (aka Jim Mason), owner of BoysPissing.com. According to sassy queen Derek, Ron supposedly drunk-dialed Derek while he and Zack were in Nepal. In a pink-champagne fueled rage over the phone, Ron vowed to do everything in his power to break Zack and Derek up. Why Zack and Derek would then fake a break-up on this guy’s advice is beyond us. But twinks do strange things sometimes.
As far as Phillip Ashton goes, Derek and Zack admit that they to have to forcibly hold each other down from time to time, but that’s completely normal in a three-year relationship. Err… if you say so, boys. Completely unaware of his own porn standing, Derek then calls Ashton a washed-up porn groupie. Umm… pot-kettle-black, Mr. Rivero? We mean, you are Arsenio Hall to Mr. Randall’s Eddie Murphy, Sonny to his Cher, Ringo to his rest of The Beatles*.
We can spare you the agony of watching their fifteen-minute video by telling you that what we’ve written is infinitely more succinct and entertaining than the endless cum-flavored drivel spilling out of their twink mouths. For most of the video, you wish they’d just shut the fuck up and start making out. In the video’s final half-minute, they do and it’s the best part of the entire vid because after that, it’s thankfully over. Good job, boys. D-minus.
*this joke shamelessly stolen from The Simpsons.

16 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 22 Comments

UPDATE: Cyborg Queen Derek Rivero And Human Urinal Zack Randall Mere Puppets In Shadowy Porn Conspiracy To Break Them Up

Cyborg Queen Derek Rivero And Human Urinal Zack Randall Mere Puppets In Shadowy Porn Conspiracy To Break Them Up
So you may remember the “tragic” break up of hung, uncut porn pups Zack Randall and Derek Rivero (they both run RandallRivero.com). Soon after their split, Mr. Rivero delivered a “heart-rending” video press release in which he recounted the details of their breakup the same way your mother might tell you to pick up the dry cleaning on the way home.
Well, apparently that moronic video WAS ALL LIES!!!!!!1!!!!! and Zack and Derek are but mere ass-puppets in a larger, industry wide conspiracy to market Zack as a “single dude” and force Derek into bottoming on camera! You may wonder what we’re smoking, so let us share some with you. The more adorable of the pair (recent 2009 Freshman of the Year winner Zack Randall) posted a whacked out blog entry in which he gibbers incoherently about “tolerance” before quoting Derek in a interview with no confirmable source. In it, Derek weeps tears of blood over how shadowy porn entities manipulated him into staging a breakup with his piss-drinking pal:

…I was told the video would only be seen by bloggers and industry people for the purpose of it advancing mainly Zacks career with a singles man image. It wasn’t until after we saw how the video was used that we realized the game that these entities were playing with our images…

there are forces in high places involved in this fabrication and it was they who orchestrated the entire “break-up”. Careers were threatened and promises of success were made all in exchange for the public demise of our relationship… it’s scary to think that these forces have so much to gain and receive so much pleasure in causing so much damage to our public image as a couple.

Yes, Derek… it’s scary alright. Scary like a BIG DILDO!!! But there’s more horrors to come, young reader! Derek reads QueerClick and knows that we called him the iciest cyborg queen of them all. And he’d like to explain why he came off as so icy and metallic. Truth is, he was POSSESSED BY A LIE DEMON!!!!1!:

I did look robotic but only because what I was saying was not the truth and it was hurtful to even pretend that what I was saying was even remotely true. If I seemed to be holding back its only because I didn’t actually agree or believe the lies I was fed and conveying. You try memorizing a speech you didnt even write while knowing its all lies. Anyone who knows me can see that I am not being myself in that video and that I was doing something that went against everything I believe in.

And the kicker? The dark mastermind behind Derek’s forced VLOG OF UNTRUTH then set up a fake YouTube account in his name and uploaded the video press release to infect the minds of millions thousands a few gullible porn bloggers!!!!
BEWARE YE PORN COUPLES AND PORN BLOG READERS—your hearts and minds are but playthings in capitalism’s gay claws. Why won’t they let Zack drink his piss in peace and leave his obscure fashion victim boyfriend alone?!! Don’t we all have enough trouble without spreading lies about Zack, forcing Derek to make YouTube videos, or calling them names like “fuppets” or “dillholes”?
But this dark tale has a “happy” ending! The “good” “news” is that she-borg Derek and piss pig Zack are still “together” and “”very much “in love.”” Ugh… and just when we thought we might have a crack at Zack’s crack, we find out that he’s still “married”! Oh, it’s enough to make us slam our bedroom doors shut and cry unicorn tears on our black lace pillows!
“Thanks” to Unzipped for this deformed news nugget.

18 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

Zack Randall Wins 2009 Freshman Of The Year

Zack Randall Wins 2009 Freshman Of The Year
About one month ago, we announced the five finalists for the 2009 Freshman of the Year and of the five studly finalists, heartthrob Zack Randall came out on top.
Congratulations, Zack! We know you just broke up with that Ice Queen, Randall Rivero and so this is truly a golden shower day. Maybe with the award, we’ll see you in some new film action. Your hung, uncut, piss-play, versatility takes our breath away!
Runner-up went to accomplished bottom Kirk Cummings, though you may be interested to know that Zack Randall did not win Freshman of the Year among our readers. He got second. And first? The hung, hairy, and handsome Trent Davis (Zack got second on our poll).

08 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 7 Comments

Freshman Magazine Unveils “2009 Freshman of the Year” Finalists

Freshman Magazine Unveils Freshman of the Year Finalists
Unzipped Media just released its five finalists for the 2009 “Freshman of the Year,” so we wanted to give you a chance to check out the merchandise before the voting begins. We’ve linked each finalist to their QC Fan Club Page and even added a poll at the bottom to see who would win were the voting limited exclusively to QC readers. Fun, eh?
Kirk Cummings
Trent Davis
Marcus Mojo
Dylan McLovin
Zack Randall
The hot, hairy, and well-hung Mario Cazzo won 2008 Freshman of the Year. Who will be this year’s reigning queen? Whoever it is, she’ll grace the September issue of Freshman magazine released on August 18th. Simultaneously, we will release a hot load of jism onto winner’s spread as well.
According to XBIZ, Unzipped Media Managing Editor Winston Gieseke said, “The Freshman of the Year is an exciting star-making opportunity for the model who’s had the biggest impact on our readers over the past 12 months. This year the race has been closer than ever before. The competition has been unusually fierce because each one of the five finalists has genuine star potential.”
We think instead of voting, there should be a royal rumble erotic wrestling match akin to Naked Kombat, Wrestle Hard or Wrestle and Fuck. That way we could see their beautiful bodies in action and get several loads off to boot.

11 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 9 Comments

UPDATE: Cyborg Derek Rivero Releases Video About “Unfortunate” Breakup With Zack Randall


Umm… creepy. To explain the consequences of his recent break-up with Zack Randall, Derek Rivero delivers a “heartfelt” video press release with all the warmth of the Terminator. He looks like a villain from that old soap opera Dynasty, an impervious ice queen just ready to slap another wealthy bitch and wrestle around with her in a luxurious bedroom.
Or maybe he’s more like the cold veterinarian that explains, “It is for the best interest of Puddles the puppy that we put him to sleep immediately. Although you will no doubt be upset, months of explosive diarrhea have weakened Puddles beyond repair. After this injection however, you will have many more delightful animals from which to choose.”
We got so much spank-mileage from your relationship with piss pup Zack Randall that all the new porn in cyberspace will never be able to take its place, Mr. Rivero. Do you hear us??? NEVER!!!

10 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 18 Comments

YES!!! (ahem) SO SAD!!! Zack Randall And Derek Rivero Break Up!


The semi-famous gay porn couple of hung, uncut piss-drinker Zack Randall and hung, uncut barebacker Derek Rivero have just announced their break-up. And we’d be sadder, except that it means that these two both men have just gone back on the market!!! That’s right… IT’S OPEN SEASON, BOYS!!! We’ve got some hot piss ready, just for you, Zacky Poo! And Derek, you devil-dicked stud, come here and, uh… (ahem) put on this condom.
Derek delivered the heart-breaking, boner-inducing news earlier today:

Change is inevitable and most times it occurs for the best of reasons. I have always kept the intimate details of my personal life private and will continue to do so as it brings me such peace of mind. However I find that it is my responsibility to address an issue that will most likely get more attention than it deserves.

Recently it has been mutually decided by myself and Zack Randall that it would be in our best interest to officially separate and end our relationship of two years. This end, however, is not to be analyzed as something of a negative nature for we are still great friends and I wish him much luck and great fortune in any of his future ventures.

I ask that this matter be treated discreetly and positively so that all parties involved may resume their lives in a mature and responsible manner.

We aren’t the first and we wont be the last.

As a result RandallRivero.Com will undergo an entire redesign and will reemerge as BoyBoulevard By Derek Rivero.

Please be assured that the best course of action is to move forward peacefully and not to dwell in the insignificant details of a short lived love affair. It is crucial for this relationship to have a happy conclusion free from rumors, lies and external misinformation. At this time it is best if we simply allow for all this to fade away into the past where it truly belongs.

Which is why they issued a press release, just like all low-key couples wishing to avoid the spotlight do. Why, seems like just yesterday, that they got engaged. Oh well, other porn couples have split up, like Jesse Santana and Guy Parker (whoops) and Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas. Life’s not all wastersports and condomless sex, y’know?
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09 Jul 09 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments

“Safer Sex Is Hotter Sex”


“Un-average Twink,” Andy Kay has started a safe-sex crusade for porn models and studios to regularly HIV-test in addition to using condoms. According to Kay, “Many companies have come to worship the condom as the saving grace. Others have halted certain aspects of scenes like oral cumshots to help curb the issue. Unfortunately, there is one avenue that many of these companies do not take and that is the matter of full panel testing.”
Kay says that many straight porn companies already do this and that although testing still doesn’t make sex 100% safe (because of HIV’s 6-month incubation period), it’s at least a step in the right direction. To emphasize his message, Kay created a message from the models themselves including Phillip Ashton, Jayden Taylor, Krist Cummings, Jacob Wright, Zack Randall, Ryan Conners, and Angel Benton.
Kay raises an important point. It’s everyone’s responsibility to prevent HIV. It makes us wonder what we as porn-lovers can do to help promote safe-sex in pornography. What do you think? A letter writing campaign? Asking studios to pledge their commitment?

24 Mar 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments