When we celebrated our 30,000 Sticky we said that we’d soon make our sexy weblink page even sexier. That means faster loading times and easier searching so you can enjoy each and every Sticky as often as you like. Sticky will be down for most of today, but we’ll let you know as soon as it’s up and running again! Thanks,
Team Orange UPDATE: We’re getting very close to finishing moving all 30,000+ Stickies over to the new platform. Thanks for your patience!
Team Orange is thoroughly pleased to announce the posting of our 30,000th Sticky! It seems like only yesterday that Editor D dreamed up Sticky in a post-orgasmic haze and now it’s grown up and sharing hot porn, sex, videos, gossip, celebs, fun, news and nonsense from all over the web! We could rest on our laurels and congratulate ourselves on a job well done, but that’d be forgetting the best part of Sticky—YOU!
That’s right, without all our awesome Sticky fans clicking and sticking their wonderful web bits all over the place, Sticky wouldn’t be anywhere as awesome, sexy, and fun! And there’s always more! If you haven’t already, join in the fun and contribute, its FREE and easy to register! We post new Stickies round the clock and are working hard on a new version that will help you enjoy the past 30,000 Stickies and the next 30,000 like never before.
So thanks, everyone! You’re the glue that keeps QueerClickers stuck on Sticky! Team Orange
American Bode Miller won bronze yesterday for Men’s Downhill Skiing in the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games. And after securing his place on the podium, he stepped up and proudly showed off his prize-winning medal wiener. That’s what we love about the winter games: all the competitors in the skin-tight outfits are nearly nude. Just adjust the tint on your screen and draw in some pubic hair, and you’re basically watching XXX-treme sports. We’ll keep our eyes open for the bobsledding and speed skating action too… those men move so fast!
For more athletic bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
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Everybody loves semen: making it, eating it, and splattering it into the eyes of our loved ones. Even straight women, hetero men, and the Catholic Church all love semen—it’s the glue of love that sticks us together! So the next time you want to impress someone with your cum, why not also impress them with your knowledge of cum?
Tell whoever just swallowed your load about cum’s nutritional benefits or how your teaspoon of jism is similar to that of a bunny’s. It’ll amaze and amuse them just long enough for them to wash your cum out of their eyes and call you a dick. And you can retort, “You are what you eat. It takes one to blow one, babe.”
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How many times have you seen a guy wearing a tight pair of Wranglers and just wanted to strip and throw him against a wall? Now Wrangler’s giving you the opportunity to do just that. Click on the link above and wait for the model to zip up and put his hands in his pockets and get ready for the stripping fun! Once you undo his zipper, you’ll be delighted by his surprised expression, but that’s only the beginning.
The next few pages let you strip and throw around their model in freeze-frame mode. Meaning that once you have him exactly where you want him, you can just sit back and enjoy his lean tattooed body in various states of undress. Toss him left, toss him right, tear off his shirt, roll him around the ground. Live the fantasy. And if you’re interested in more than just beating up their model, you can also check out the threads from their 2010 spring and summer collection while you’re at it.
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Gerard Butler’s known more for being an action hero hunk than an astronomist. Nevertheless he contributed to our knowledge of orbiting bodies by showing crew of the action film, Gamer, his full-moon. Upon closer inspection we discovered that there are in fact faces on his lunar surface (though no craters or Klingons, thankfully).
Granted, we’ve seen the moons of Gerard before and his two hemispheres definitely extend our telescopes. But we never knew that upon with his round, edible buttcheeks are the portraits of two men’s faces. They appear to be man-made features (lucky stiff). And while we’ve made extra close observations to try and scientifically deduce their identities, we left our high-powered lens at the observatory. So how about you, junior scientists? Think you can pinpoint the origin of the moon’s strange features? It would certainly make our night!
For more celebrity butts and bits, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
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Oh John Edwards, will the parade of tears that is your life ever cease? First with the $400 haircuts, then you lose the “OJ Simpson trial of US Presidential elections” to Yeehaw McStar Wars. Then you lie about cheating on your cancer-ridden wife and deny parenting a love child only to turn around and admit it two years later! Sigh…
Well, at least John Edwards has one thing going for him (if not morality), and that’s a big fuckin’ cock. Gawker has more:
Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”
“Whoa” indeed. We’re hoping this little baby hits at the same time that Tiger Woods’ sex pics hit. We’re wondering if Edwards could give Chad Hunt or Ben Andrews a run for their money. We mean, his political career’s already toast; and with his sex tape looming ahead and a cock the size of North Carolina, there’s no reason for him not to at least try a stint at gay porn.
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We’re sorry to report that Active Duty’s 22-year-old vers model, Randy, passed away earlier this week due to tragic accidental case of carbon monoxide asphyxiation. The model fell asleep in a confined space with poor ventilation and his death has been called NOT a suicide.
The hung and versatile stud appeared in several Active Duty scenes and even appeared with Brent Corrigan in Brent Corrigan’s Working Hard. Unzipped magazine got a hold of this statement from Brent Corrigan on Randy’s death:
“With a mouth full of metal, Randy was easily one of the most adorable models. Braces or not, he never stopped beaming! Like the very glint of silver flashing at you every time he pursed his lips to smile – Randy’s happiness, friendliness & unequivocal acceptance of everyone around him made him absolutely unique in our often overtly judgmental world.
Randy was a soldier of life. Though handsome and sturdy, his personal appeal far exceeded his physical. He was simply that much of a joy to be around! He was goofy and fearless because of it. He spoke with the cutest little affectation: It made you want to grab hold of his head in your hands and plant the most generous kiss on his big, silly mouth. When he revealed to me I was the first boy he had ever kissed in a scene I blushed and worried if I was a worthwhile first time for him.
When we say that everyone loved him and relished being in his company, we really do mean everyone. Randy was more than just a paramour to us. His zeal and vibrancy simply just emanated from him indiscriminately.”
Our hearts go out to Randy’s family and friends. We’ve commemorated his passing by posting all of his greatest shots above and a memorial video and links below.
Therevolving door between reality TV and gay porn keeps turning as Big Brother 10’s gay cowboy, Steven Daigle has decided to go XXX for Chi Chi LaRue and Channel 1 Releasing. TMZ released a photo of him in the shower with Jeremy Bilding, presumably from Daigle’s upcoming flick (which is also rumored to be “mostly in the can”—we’re assuming they mean “mostly finished” rather than “full of toilet trampery”).
Daigle told TMZ, “I didn’t expect my life to take this path, but when I was presented with the opportunity, I dove in head first—literally.” Mmm-hmm. Back when he first popped his head into GuysWithiPhones, we said that we’d like to see his full cock on display rather than just a teasing shot. We’re pretty pleased that he took our advice to heart. Towleroad via Sticky.
If you’re like every member on Team Orange, you’ve dreamed of touching David Beckham’s package; especially after seeing his bulge in those Armani underwear adverts. It seems we’re not alone in that wish.
Elena Di Cioccio, a blonde female reporter for Italy’s best known satirical television show, The Hyenas, recently sexually assaulted the stud on camera to see if his real-life bulge matches up with the package in the adverts. The Telegraph has more:
The stunt was a “test” to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants.
He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene.
As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman.
Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”
The Hyenas is broadcast on Italia1, a channel owned by Mediaset, Silvio Berlusconi’s media empire. The Italian prime minister also owns AC Milan.
Though the video’s obviously going for humor, it’s actually a creepy to watch because sexy Becks seems genuinely freaked out—and who wouldn’t be? We’ve always wanted to touch Becks all right, but not as a premeditated publicity stunt. We’d rather get him drunk first and then start massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. Y’know, like Victoria Beckham does.
And why bother with the yellow gloves? We’re sure that Becks keeps his wiener nice and clean in case Lady Beckham should ever crave it. We’d wanna squeeze his knob with our own hand, and not deny ourselves the hands-on pleasure with rubber gloves. Someone needs to teach this crazy paparazzi lady how to handle a real man with style, grace, and a little lube.
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Goody gumdrops. Word on the street is that 22-year-old singer and ex-Disney channel star, Jesse McCartney, has some nakey pictures floating around the interwebs. And from the sound of it, they’re pretty tasty (especially if you like hard candy):
A picture of Jesse McCartney lying naked on a bed wearing just a “G-string” made of candy has surfaced. Seemingly, the 22-year-old singer’s ex-girlfriend had clicked the picture. “An ex of his took it and has been sending it around,” the New York Post quoted a source as saying.
Also, McCartney’s lawyer added: “Mr. McCartney did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and did not consent to the taking of such a photo. In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software.”
His lawyer’s quite a stand-up fellow. “We’re not saying that the alleged photo is actually of Jesse, but even if it is, it’s probably a Photoshop fake!” We assume that if Jesse looks “small” in the photos, they’ll blame Photoshop and if he looks “big”… well… they’ll say, “Yeah, OK it’s really Jesse. Ladies???”
Needless to say, WE WANT THESE PHOTOS. Any reader who provides them will get the QC Royal Treatment—porn site memberships and blowjobs galore*. In the meanwhile, if you wanna see some nakey celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
*Actual compensation totally speculative.
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Sticky’s a flashpoint for lots of fun and sexy happenings around the web. Pop, politics, and porn… you name it and it’s probably on Sticky. This week, we’re lucky that people had their cameras on because Sticky got some great shots of bulging athletes, celebrity bits, and even some foreskin fun! What do we mean? Just check out Sticky and see! Give His Foreskin The Five-Star Treatment! (3054 clicks) – Sometimes finding an uncut guy is like discovering a unicorn. Treat it right and it can make all your dreams come true. Here’s how to blow an uncut man’s mind. Riding the Pine (2720 clicks) – We love Chris Pine so any chance we get to come closer to his cock is time well spent. In this case, he grabs his crotch to measure the inseam while trying on jeans. Take a peek at his adjustment and drool! Central Park Prick (2434 clicks) – We’ve discovered a hell of a blog chock full of real naked New Yorkers. It’s all the best parts of New York without any of the overpriced taxis and congestion. Plus, one this one stud whips out his cock and gets it hard right in Central Park—what a sexy perv! He’s Gay? You Don’t Say! (2425 clicks) – We enjoy fantasizing about which of our favorite celebrities might pork us hardcore. But finally, The National Enquirer’s done all the hard work in its biggest “Who’s Gay & Who’s Not?” article ever… and we’ve got all the lowdown on who’s on downlow. Zac? Rob Pattinson? Hugh? We Know The Score (2255 clicks) – The best part of watching sports has to be the tight uniforms—the bulges, baskets, and butts often matter to us more than the score. From bodybuilders to swimmers to shirtless football studs, Outsports presents its top sports photos from 2009. Guess The Celebrity Crack (2081 clicks) – They say that crack kills, but this mystery crack has certainly kept our readers pretty lively. Whether you think the celebrity that it belongs to is hot or not, you’ll be surprised which one is the confirmed crack dealer!
While you were busy giving your nephew socks this Christmas, fashion designer Marc Jacobs and his husband Lorenzo Martone took their Louis Vuitton towels and $5000 Birkin bags for some fun and sun in the Caribbean. Don’t the two hunky hubbies look cute in their skin tight bathing suits? While muscle otter Marc adjusted bearish Lorenzo’s silver necklace (because nothing’s more important at a beach than wearing a large silver necklace), your mother won another hand of gin rummy and ate an old dinner roll filled with cold ham.
“Ha ha!” said Lorenzo reclining on his Egyptian cotton towel, “Isn’t this fabulous? It makes me wonder what the common people do during their beloved Christmas holiday.”*
“Plebians,” Marc said, frowning and wiping a single grain of sand from his perfectly elongated man-lashes.
See more of their fabulously opulent Christmas holiday, after the jump!
*EDITOR’S NOTE: This conversation only happened in our writer’s jealous little mind.
Oh, Canada! Sure the plucky country has sexy lumberjacks, socialized medicine, and gay marriage, but it also has a Draconian border law that prevents pornographic and PG-rated gay films from crossing its border. And now Raging Stallion’s fetish film, Piss Off has been told to piss off because Canadian Border Security Agency considers watersports “degrading and dehumanizing, with a risk of substantial harm.”
Getting piss in your eyes runs the risk for infection and being used as a human urinal is somewhat degrading, but Piss Off star, Damien Crosse, loves watersports. In fact, he’s said “that if the afterlife involves reincarnation, he hopes to come back as a urinal.”
So what seems to be the problem over there at the Canadian border, eh? Gay Canadian publication, Xtra, reports:
Piss Off was recently deemed to be “obscene” by Canada’s border censors.
That’s because CBSA says the “ingestion of someone else’s urine… with a sexual purpose” is an indicator of obscenity. Even if it’s consensual.
“Harm”, by CBSA’s terms, isn’t even about whether piss is bad for you. Instead, “Harm in this context means that the material predisposes persons to act in an anti-social manner; in other words, in a manner which society recognizes as incompatible with its proper functioning.”
Anti-social manner? Society’s proper functioning? Why is porn held to Victorian-era morality standards?
With a long snowy winter ahead, you’d think that Canada’s border agents would want its residents to have warm streams of piss to keep warm, but alas! At least Raging Stallion’sPiss Off has some company at the border— Lucas’ Entertainments’ Piss! and Farts! movies got blocked there as well.
Whenever you’re done getting gay with QC’s selection of hot studs, stop by Sticky and get gay with the rest of QC’s readers and staff! Together, we’ve put together a great collection of Sticky web links that’ll give you lots to get gay for! Stop by Sticky and see what sticks. Let One Slip (3821 clicks) – We’re not sure how this photo got past the censors and photo editors, but a hot male student at St. Peter’s accidentally showed his cock during a parade and it ended up in the newspaper! Top Chef (3237 clicks) – Emmanuel from the reality TV cooking show, Chef Academy has a really big dick and a seedy past doing straight porn. His porn name is Jean Val Jean and his XXX-pics will definitely make you come back for seconds. Super Gay Brothers (2303 clicks) – Warning fans of The Amazing Race , this interview contains spoilers. However, with the race over, the show’s gay brothers talk about their time together on the race and the annoying pixelated crotch shots. Aiden Shaw’s Return? (2225 clicks) – Legendary porn star and writer, Aiden Shaw has a big dick. But he also may have plans to return to porn, if this You Tube clip is to be trusted. We want so badly for that to happen that we’ve already got the lube and Kleenex ready! XXX-Factor (2211 clicks) –
Simone Lucioli, the former X-Factor contender is currently starring on the gay erotic site, the Male Form. You can get a closer look at his work as well as a peek at what’s made him so popular! Hanukkah Gifts (2088 clicks) – If you find yourself caught with nothing to give this Hanukkah season, check out any of the 22 hottest Jewish male stars and celebrate! They have lots to give. So much in fact, it may make you feel a little un-kosher!
