Top 10 QComments
Every week, the editors of QueerClick pour through readers QComments to find the ones that make us raise an eyebrow, think, or spit out our coffee and howl with laughter. Last week, we had a bunch of great QComments over our controversial posts, but this week, our QCommentors turned their crosshairs onto our beloved porn stars and the fur flies! Yow! Read on and see what we mean…
Typically, gay men have an eye for beauty and the beautiful pairing of Matt and Jason from Sean Cody certainly captured the eyes of our readers. One even compared them to an erotic David and Goliath (the biblical warriors, not the Christian cartoon characters). But Jarod noticed something a little extra on Jason’s back:
I see that the bottom has had something tattooed on his back for the top to read while he’s plowing him. Little thoughtful things like that are so nice.
Something else in the video also caught the eye of regular QCommentor, Mo:
Jason’s face looking away from Matt’s popshot was kind of humorous. It’s not the ark of the covenant, Jason. It wont melt your face if you look at it.
Tee-hee! Talk about a religious experience! But sometimes it’s not the beauty of the models that catch our readers’ eyes. Sometimes it’s the furnishings (how gay)! Shane, for example, noticed an extra large furnishing on the set of Travis Knight’s scene with Mike Hancock:
i thought look at the size of his butplugg, then realized it was a lamp!
Any self-respecting gay man makes sure that his surroundings match his personality. So while Sean Cody’s hunky model Adrian doesn’t quite fit in with his garish bedroom, Seth thinks it’s gonna be OK:
The only complaint I have is the set decoration. Did the 80’s throw up in that room? Only a model of Adrian’s hunkyness can overcome it.
Now onto the subject of faces. Even with his smile, big dick, and big bod, Chaos Men’s Devin got a whole lot of flack for not fitting the CM’s usual look. Spongey summarized it uniquely:
It’s live bobblehead night at ChaosMen. LOL! Dude needs to relax in front of the camera, he’s “more uptight than a virgin at a prison rodeo!”
Meanwhile, Shoco was less kind and more wordy:
is this like friday the 13th or something? This guy gives the creeps! he looks soooo fake, i was sure this entire set of photos were Bryan with someone vax doll mannequin he stole from the junior miss department. And the way this guy smiles in the first couple of photos – man, i was sure this was the halloween gay porn version of that scary chuck doll. jeez! I mean, even his cock seems fake at first (then it has Bryan’s mouth over it, then it’s back to fake-looking)
Damn! Don’t sweat it, Devin. QCommentors lash out at porn stars from time to time. It goes with the territory—it’s all that pent up sexual energy! But while we’re on the topic, donnie didn’t think much of Randy Blue’s Drew Sawyer:
sorry-but those Zoolander expressions are a big turn-off…dude looks like he is having a major love affair with himself.
Meanwhile, Eric had some advice for Jonnie from Broke and Horny:
He’s got a nice bod and all, but there’s nothing that kills an erection like a face- and butt-full of zits. Especially juicy ones. Yechhh. Seriously, when you’re going on freakin’ camera for the entire world to see, is it really a problem to mix in some Clearasil?
Geez! Yeah, he had some spots, but we were too busy looking at his hung, uncut cock and muscular body to think about skin care.
Non-stop bitchiness prevails this time around, it seems. But one QCommentor, provocatively named whitepower?, made a good point when he saw Playgirl’s muscular black model, Joe Love:
Amazing how most of the time, you only see black men in gay porn outlets when they fall into some extreme, either very bizarre looking, ridiculously hung, preppy, or black but from from a non US country..eg. “blatino”. Where are the everyday average to slightly above average black guys? Where is the range like is seen with the white counterparts? Just goes to show how white-centric gay culture is.
We agree, actually. Though we love diversity and all the beautiful porn stars on QueerClick, it seems like a majority of mainstream models tend to be white-skinned. So we’re not sure why the beautiful spectrum of men gets overlooked (or worse, stereotyped). But while we’re on the subject of skin, donnie (who got two this week in the top 10) had a slap for Brent Corrigan’s twink crew in Dirty Bird’s The Big Easy:
yeah–i’ve been wating to sample the new KFC “grilled chicken.” based on that last pic, it looks way under-cooked though…they really need to let those animals roam around more freely-maybe even get some sun.
Well, that wraps up this week’s top 10 QComments. But we’ll be back next week with another round-up of bitchy, fun, and unbelievable QComments. QCome back and give us your two cents. Who knows, you could see your thoughtful pennies here on the Top 10!
