The Men of Big Brother Australia Discuss Morning Wood

Life’s not easy on a reality show. In fact, it can be very hard, especially in the morning. Just ask the studs of Big Brother Australia. In the clip above, the five handsome guys discuss some of their strategies for handling morning wood on camera. Some of them sit down rather than (ahem) continue standing. Others slap it against their leg until it behaves. And more than one of them does the infamous “mangina”—the tucking of junk between their legs to take on the appearance of a lady. It may be crude, but it works.
Personally, we tend to do the “12 o’clock maneuver” where we tuck our erect penis under our waistband, but that doesn’t always work, especially when you’ve got a raging hard on. We’d actually prefer that all guys just let their boners hang with pride, especially these guys. From what we can see, they have nothing to hide… on camera or off!