Top 10 QComments
Our Top 10 QComments this time around fall under one of two categories: “I wanna have unicorn babies with this porn star” or “This porn star makes me wanna buttvomit.” Of course, our readers say it all much more eloquently than we ever could, so without further adieu…
We’ll start with the sweetness and light first and then move onto the harder, nastier QComments. First came dantheaussie a 19-year-old QClicker who very much enjoyed seeing Chaos Men’s Bryan suck Dunham:
How can you not be turned on by Brian? Call it my rampant daddy issues, but I’m 19 and I think Brian is fucking stunning. I’d hit that. I’d also hit Cocksure Men’s Jasun Mark.
So not only does this young stud find the whole “daddy sucks you” angle of Chaos Men’s serviced videos hot, but he also shares one of our biggest secret QCrushes of all time. If you haven’t seen Jasun Mark share his cock jewelry with QC, go see it now! He’s funny, handsome, hairy, hung, and uncut—wow!
Fellow QClicker qc took a shine onto Frat Men’s Wally
his profile reminds me of Hades in Hercules the cartoon 🙂 and that’s exactly how Hades’ dick looks like in my imagination when I first watched it (you know, when I was 12) Dayum!
We would say that it’s weird to jerk off to cartoons, but we’ve already jerked off to The Justice League, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man, and Batman. But if you’re into Disney characters, be sure to check out all the Disney heroes in underwear. Now if only someone would draw more of the villains naked…
Another one of our heroes is David Beckham. You may have noticed that just about every other post on QC is about him. Well, Big Joe loved our post of Sexy Becks pranking a masseuse, and not just because it featured Beckham shirtless:
I LOVE how he can’t pronounce TH’s. Thumbs became FUMBS and therapy became ferapy. I just love that accent! And what about that underwear “snap” when he got ready to sit down? : )
Yeah, gotta love him. And while fandom and love come easy for Becks, they don’t always come so easy for lesser known guys. Take our most recent IAOOC with BendyMeaty. A lot of QClickers criticized him for having a “venereal disease dick”, “lurid digs”, and a “beer gut.” The guy’s not a porn god sure, but with a plump ass and a big crooked cock, he wouldn’t kick him out of bed and neither would Fraz:
I agree Christ. These catty comments by people on QC show their ignorance. I’ve had a cock like that before and it’s the easiest to deep throat and such a pleasure. So he’s got a little gut. Big fucking deal. You narrow minded bitches are missing out by setting your ridiculously strict criteria for someone that you’re most likely to fuck once and then move on.
Yes, the QCats can be bitches, but we’ll get to them in just a sec. Talking about moving on, porn fave Derrek Diamond moved on some time ago when he announced his retirement. Apparently NMLAM just caught wind of the news and it has left him somewhat devastated:
It is a tragic loss and yeah it sucks but every man should follow his heart and thats all he is doing and i personally cant blame him for it even though as horrible as it may make me there is a little part of me hoping it doesnt work out so he stays in business but i will never wish that on him because if i was in his shoes i would do the same i mean he has got his somebody and i wish them the best even though i am jelous as hell the world will go on and so will i. My flawless idol that i prolly shouldn’t have known of till after 18 i give you my best of wishes on ur endevers and will miss seeing ur face on the scene
Umm… yeah, it’s kinda sad or whatever, but tragic? Derrek’s leaving porn to get married, it’s not like he died. Just goes to show you how attached some QClickers get to their favorite stars. Hey NMLAM, we feel your pain. But instead of crying, why don’t you celebrate all his hot porn at the Derrek Diamond QC Fan page? He’d want it that way.
Well that’s all for the sugar; now let’s hit the spice! First, QCommenter Alex mentioned his affections for porn star Pierre Fitch; but let’s just say that they come with strings attached:
I like Pierre…as long as he doesn’t talk.
Yes, Pierre is hot as fuck, but he’s not the smoothest dirty talker. That’s OK though because we like the dumb jock aesthetic. We’ve gotten our panties plenty wet lusting over his numerous bottomings to some of porn’s hottest, hung stars. Which reminds us… we had another hung star on QC recently, Kanye West. Despite doubts from some of our readers, the rapper recently confirmed the pics are indeed his. But that doesn’t matter one whit to Conrad:
I dont care if he has a 10 inch deluxe penis that makes ones mouth water and rotate, he’s fugly, inside and out. Fugliness starts from the inside.
Our grandma did always say that fugly is as fugly does. And how nice of Conrad to bring back the word “fugly”, something we haven’t heard since middle school (or Mean Girls). The fugliness didn’t stop with Conrad and Kanye though. In fact, firetiger88 found Active Duty’s Killian pretty unattractive; in fact, that’s putting it lightly:
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome much? He could be really cute, though. He just needs to leave his eyebrows alone. Seriously, gay guys are attracted to men. Why is he trying to fem up his face so much?
Wow. Not only does firetiger88 accuse Killian’s mother of drinking while pregnant and suggest that Killian’s face could only result from in utero deformity, but he also goes for the extra kick in the throat by wondering why Active Duty has bothered tarting him up like a fashion magazine cover model. Although, on second glance Killian’s eyelashes and eyebrows do seem a tad too perfect. Still though, way harsh firetiger88. You earn The QComment Top 10 BURN OF THE WEEK.
Although it did really come down between his QComment and MTL’s QComment about CockyBoys’ Michael Fritz. MTL’s lacks the mean-spiritedness of firetiger88, but it gets up close and personal… very personal:
He’s a stripper in Montreal at a bar called Campus. Often see him dodging in and out of the cheap hotel on St-Andre street as well. A friend of mine paid him to give me a lap dance on my birthday. When he took off his undies he smelled like poo (litteraly). Longest 3 minutes of my life. But it was fun to play connect the dots with his back acne #bacne
Way to add the Twitter hashtag, dork. And we thought all those red bumps on him were just ingrown hairs from shaving. Poo is nothing to sniff at (aha), especially when you’re wearing a nice outfit on your birthday party. All we can say is, we hope that you had a napkin in your lap before he started his no-pants dance.
And last but not least we have perennial favorite Shoco who has long kept up with our bitchfight with a certain scandalous twink. Then, one of our QC Editors had the audacity to end our longstanding feud by posting this! Shoco noticed and did well to call us out:
Where is your integrity, QC? And you swore to never use that name…
One, you cannot keep what you never had. Two, Editor D swears that the post was a sort of bait for the Duchess of Deceit and that we merely put it out there to see if she was still lurking around. Three, it was likely an oversight by another member of Team Orange who had not been properly informed of our intense seething grudge against said twink. And four… what were we talking about again?
That’s all for this installment! Thanks as always to all our great QCommenters. Without you QClick would be QQuiet.
