Acrobat Strippers Prove That The Pope’s Much Gayer Than Previously Imagined

Even though the pope’s supposedly a virgin, we know that he enjoys art based on bathhouse scenes and has men regularly strip for him. That’s pretty gay, but this week Papa Razzi proved he’s even gayer than we thought as he invited a handful of hunky acrobats to strip down and perform for him while he and his nuns leered with delight. Geez! Next thing you know, he’ll be putting on a dress, red flats, and a mankini. Oh wait…