QCA Music: Zeb Atlas And Pearly Gates Cover Diana Ross’ Love Addiction

Once upon a time singer Pearly Gates had a naive romantic fantasy about the star of Berlin Erotic Encounters, Zeb Atlas. In her daydream, she imagined Zeb pumping his delts and pointing to faggy pie charts while away from home when in all likelihood he was probably fucking Adam Killian and getting blown by Jake Cruise. But in her most recent video covering Diana Ross’ Love Hangover, she and Zeb embrace his real-life dick suckery and start acting gay for each other—gay, Gay, GAY!!!
The video begins with Zeb lathering his massive man-boob in a neon-lit bubble bath while Pearly lounges on her bed in a sultry red dress (as women do). But then, watch out bitches! Here comes the sassy club beat! Zeb intensely bites his lip, pouts, and rocks back in forth while two undergraduate dance majors behind him show him up with their 1990s moves. Zeb’s biceps are as big as his head and if he flexes too hard, he’ll explode the recording studio… put the powder kegs away, Zeb!
Then, at 0:47 the insanely ripped muscleman unimpressively rips open his shirt with not one but two tries. TWO??!! C’mon, Zeb! Before this we thought you could rip apart a zebra with your bare hands, but now we’ve seen you bested by a wimpy cotton undershirt and it makes us a little sad. But worry not, because after his flaccid display it’s onto the slow jamz… and Pearly is massaging his pepperoni-sized nipples through his shirt something awful. But Zeb’s not interested in making sweet love to women or men. He’s all about the music betches, so BACK OFF!
Actually, Pearly knows who butters her bread and near the end of the video she delivers what we gay fans actually want… not auto-tuned Diana Ross covers or Zeb dancing in a lavender-colored gay bar. No, what we want is Zeb shirtless in tight jeans and briefs. That way we can still we appreciate he and Pearly’s fake not-gay relationship while also appreciating his furry rock hard body and delicious ass.