Chinpoko Poll: Where’s The Best Place To Have Sex?

Hey everyone! It’s me, Chinpoko and I’m back with an all-new question. If you remember last time, I asked which lube was your favorite. Looks like water-based lube beat out silicone-based lube 35 percent to 30. After that, spit and cum were the two most popular lubes, you cheap bastards!
But it looks like QueerClick’s Editor D prefers to jerk off with Gun Oil. Fun fact: the product Gun Oil was started when a Marine platoon leader noticed many of his fellow servicemen used literal gun oil for masturbating. Apparently the oil lasted longer than other lubes and didn’t dry out so quickly in the sandy deserts of Kuwait.
Anyway, this time around I’ve got a question for you, but before you click over to the poll, take a look at the video above. It’s from a short film called Eloi and Biel by gay director Noel Alexander. The film follows two strangely named twink-boyfriends who fuck each other. There’s probably more plot than that, but c’mon it’s a short film, and a porn film at that — do you really care what the “plot” is? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
What I’m more interested is your opinion about the ski lodge lobby they seem to be schtupping in. Is it your ideal place to fuck, or would you prefer somewhere more low-key, like a metal smelting plant? Hmmm, that’s made me think of a good question!

Here it is: where’s the best place to have sex? Personally, I enjoy getting action in an old-fashioned sex dungeon (yeah, I’m a kinky little dick). I also love spending all day in bed with a hot guy, but not everyone’s like me, or like Eloi and Biel for that matter.
So, tell me: where do you prefer to get it on? And if I didn’t include your favorite place in the poll below, please sound off in the QComments. I’d love to hear about the wildest place you’ve ever had sex! Maybe it’ll give me some new options for the future…