Where Will You Stick Your Dick In The Future? – A Look At 21st Century Condoms

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While more porn studios are producing bareback porn, many of us will stick with condoms. However, the condom of the future will look and feel differently than the ones you use now. Some of them will fold like accordions, some of them will come pre-lubricated on the inside, some of them will even go inside of your butt hours before making “the sex.”
Yes, technology is bringing cutting-edge condoms into the marketplace! Let us take you on a Future-world tour of where you may one day be sticking your dick to protect yourself and others from dick-warts and butt-babies. Cum! Follow us!



ORIGAMI CONDOM – No, the origami condom is not made of paper and you cannot fold it into the shape of a dolphin or a crane. It’s an accordion-shaped condom that slips loosely over your cock and is internally lubricated so that when you fuck, the skin of the condom slides against your cock, stimulating it and helping you bust a nudd (yes, a nudd).
The cool thing about this one is also that — once it’s approved by the FDA — it’ll also have an anal version that you can wear inside your butt for whenever you want someone to slide in their tube-steak. No messy lubes or foil packaging to mess with — just plug and play!

HYDROGEL CONDOM – One of the biggest complaints about latex condoms is that no matter how thin they are, they feel like latex (hence the complaint, “It just doesn’t feel as good.” Hydrogel condoms are looking to change that.
As Jezebel explains, “hydrogel is water held together by ‘a very small amount of long molecular chains called polymers.’ Hydrogels are already included in products like contact lenses, toothpaste and shower gels and can feel very squishy, like body parts.” The hydrogel condom’s developers claim that it will provide a sensation closest to skin-on-skin contact.
That’s great, but will increased sensation encourage barebackers to return to prophylactics? Hmmm…

JUST THE TIP CONDOM – The “Galactic Cap” condom (yes, that’s its actual name) is probably the most futuristic one yet.
Here’s how it works: first, you put this ring-shaped polyurethane adhesive film on the head of your cock (which allows you to pee and bathe without coming off). Then, whenever you’re ready to get down, just slip on the “Galactic Cap” securely onto the adhesive and fuck away!
The Galactic Cap leaves the ridge of your cock-head and your entire shaft fully exposed, making it great for real skin-on-skin stimulation. The drawback is that the condom is only marketed as preventing pregnancy, and won’t shield you against other sexually-transmitted infections that can be passed by skin-on-skin contact (like herpes, HPV, syphillis and mollescum).
And before you get all excited and rush out to buy a Galactic Cap, you should know that it’s still under development, so it’ll be a while before any ass-tronauts can enjoy its out-of-this-world pleasure.
Would you be willing to slide into any of these futuristic cock socks? Please share your opinions in the QComments below!

Jun 11, 2014 By paperbagwriter 8 Comments