Levi And His Johnson Arrive in NYC For Playgirl Shoot

Alaskan politi-flunkie Levi Johnston arrived in NYC this weekend to strip down for his long-anticipated nude photo shoot with Playgirl. Not since Brad Pitt’s full frontal paparazzi pic has the arrival of a penis been heralded with such fanfare and participation.
If you recall, the delightfully clueless honkey hockey-playing moose-slayer called Playgirl, a magazine “where a dude poses for women”—which is true, except that most of the “women” who read Playgirl have hairy breasts and big dicks—so we’re unsure if he knows that he’ll actually be getting naked for the shoot.
The big question of course is whether or not Johnston will show his johnson. Beau Breedlove, teenage lover of Portland mayor Sam Adams, appeared in a Playgirl “erotic shoot” in which he just teased us with his fuckable ass. So will Johnston go the same cock-teasing route? Or will he destroy any chance he has at legitimacy by flashing his cock? He says he’s got dirt on the ex-VP candidate, Sarah Palin. But would anyone listen to him with his fat cock hanging in their faces? Probably not.
Then there was a nasty rumor about Levi wanting to keep on his Levis because he’s lacking in the peen department. But Playgirl spokesperson Daniel Nardicio assures us that’s not the case and offers some details about the shoot:

“At first, Nardicio hoped the photographer Terry Richardson (who is known for his oversaturated eroticized pictures) might be available to do the Johnston pictorial, but the assignment went to photographer Greg Weiner instead. Nardicio is particularly pleased with the serendipitous pun. ‘His name is actually Greg Weiner!’ he beams. ‘That’s the funny thing.’

And Nardicio’s already begun scouting locations for Johnston’s shoot at locker rooms and ice hockey rinks, which was leaked to Gawker, earlier this week. Then, on Thursday, The New York Post’s Page Six ran an item suggesting the boy from Alaska might be “worried about how his manhood may look” in such an chilly environment.

Nardicio says the story was ‘total bullshit,’ though he admits he hasn’t actually seen Johnston naked nor has he asked his representatives about the size of the goods. ‘I don’t think it’s appropriate,’ he says. ‘I ask models [for a look], but they’re not famous. When they’re famous, I’m not going to worry about it. We wouldn’t turn away Levi if he had a small penis.'”

We wouldn’t hold his small dick against him either, though we might ask him to hold it against us.

Shaun From Deal Or No Deal Shows Us His Suitcase

Anyone who watches Deal or No Deal knows the nail-biting business of opening suitcases for cash—the anticipation is similar to the moment you unzip a guy’s pants… will it be big bucks or small change?
Though Shaun only won £10,000 as a Deal or No Deal contestant, he’s making some extra cash by showing what else is in his suitcase around Famousmales.uk.net. Based on his butt alone, we’re banking that there’s a killer amount in suitcase #1. But even if he’s not willing to make a deal, we’d gladly call him up and offer to deposit a big load in his account all the same.

Weeds‘Justin Kirk Shows Us His Sack

Actor Justin Kirk plays stoner slacker Andy Botwin in the Showtime dramedy Weeds. Sure he smokes too much and is kinda shiftless in the show, but his character remains good at heart and a tad slutty (which is fine in our book). In fact, in several episodes Andy gets full on naked, much to our delight—seeing his fat sack gives us the munchies.
Plus, his actual dong looks delightfully long. We’ve heard that a lot of male actors will diddle their bits before going nude on camera as to get bigger without sprouting a full-blown boner. Of course, if Andy wanted to plant his seed in our garden and sprout a boner back there, we’d grab our hose and back-hoe and get down and dirty.
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Thanks to Manhunt Daily and OMG Blog for the pics.

David Duchovny’s Butt On Californication

Twice now we’ve shown you David Duchovny’s bulge (and it’s a nice one). He had to keep a loaded piece on him to blast all those space invaders from Uranus in The X-Files. But he left Agent Scully for a bunch of other women in his new show, Californication.
In Californication, he plays a sex addict, which took an unsurprising turn when he announced in real life that he’s a (wait for it…) sex addict. We at QC take sex addiction very seriously. In fact, we regularly post pornography to help men deal with their overwhelming urges and take matters into their own hands.
Anyway, last night’s episode featured his butt. His back is as nice as his front. Check out it for yourself, after the jump!

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