Miles Hastwick is a corporate scientist who heads the Museum of Genital Integrity. But when a young baby boy finds himself in danger of “male genital mutilation” (aka circumcision), Hastwick suddenly changes into FORESKIN MAN! Using his plasma rocket boots and superhuman strength, Foreskin Man fights the likes of mad Dr. Mutilator from stealing the foreskins of young tots.
So why the heck did someone create an anti-circumcision comic? PR Web explains:
Foreskin Man #1 is written and created by Matthew Hess, who is president of MGMbill.org. The group is pushing to enact U.S. legislation that would protect boys from forced circumcision the same way that girls are protected.
“The Foreskin Man comic book uses popular art to shine a spotlight on the practice of infant circumcision,” said Hess. “Over the years there have been a lot of rationalizations and justifications to keep it going, but the bottom line is that forced circumcision violates human rights. I hope this story will help convince some people of that in a way that words alone cannot.”
Although Hess wrote the story in Foreskin Man #1 himself, he had the artwork commissioned to give it a professional comic book feel.
“I’ve been a fan of comic books since before I could even read the words in them, so I wanted the art to be at least as good as the story,” said Hess. “I’m very happy with how it came out, and I hope readers enjoy it.”
The premise begs a few questions: First, will Foreskin Man ever knockout a Jewish moyle for trying to perform a bris? That might make him seem anti-Semitic. Second, we know Foreskin Man digs chicks, but is he bisexual? Just wondering because we spend a lot of time wondering if men are cut or uncut ourselves. And lastly, does Foreskin Man have a foreskin of did he decide to become a superhero because of his own botched circumcision? Hey, it happens… if someone horribly disfigured our wieners during infancy, we’d grab a cape and tights too.
As it is though, cut or uncut, we just like putting them in our mouths. And when we’re done sucking cock we enjoy reading issue #1 of Foreskin Man. Foreskin has never been so fascinating!
If you’re hungry for some mouthwatering treats, you gotta drop by Porn Star In The Kitchen and see what Jeremy Feist is cooking up. The sexy bottom has admittedly ripped off the idea from Johnny Hazzard, but Hazzard does cooking videos where Feist lists his favorite recipes including desserts like Maple Bacon cupcakes, Choco Tacos, and “Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Frosting of Self-Delusion.” The writing is really charming, the recipes sound delicious, and what’s better is that he often takes naked pictures of himself with his creations.
When Feist isn’t busy cooking, the sexy young thing is getting fucked by Jeremy Roddick in a scene forSquirtz, working for Videoboys, or doing screen tests with Dixter and You Love Jack. He also did a good interview with Gay Star Interview where he talks about getting started in porn, who he’d like to perform with, and how he lets out his inner fat girl and eats comfort food when he’s depressed.
Admittedly we’re getting a little sweet on Feist, so we’ll look for his sexy new recipe and think about licking the icing and sprinkles off his body in the meantime.
[Pics removed at the request of Playgirl]
The reality TV-porn rotating door continues spinning, this time with Make Me a Supermodel‘s stud Ronnie Kroell posing for Playgirl. His pics literally just hit web. Get ’em while it’s hot. And here’s a video of some of his nakey moments from the reality show below.
Learning the alphabet in elementary school was mega-boring: A was for apple, B was for bologney, C was for chevaline. But now you’re all grown up and masturbating to gay porn so it’s time for a sexier adult ABCs. The Effing Typeface has got you covered! Now A is for asshole, P is for pubes, Z is for zipper and so on.
It’s a real relief too because after years of watching our e-mail manners we finally have a typeface that’s more offensive than anything we could ever write. We included some of our gay favorites in the image above, but we also included three letters that left us scratching our heads. What the heck do N, R, and Y stand for? Is N for necrophilia? R for rough riding? Y for yank? Fill us in, yo!
Man, looks like the alphabet’s much harder than we remember!
It’s said there are two types of gay men: size queens and liars. If you’re a size queen (like us) you’ve probably seen loads of cockpics on Manhunt or DudesNude. And there’s always those pictures of guys who place their cocks next to other objects so you can see just how big they are. Well now there’s a blog exclusively for pictures like that Hung Like A… and while looking through it we learned a few things more the next time we indulge in cock-photography (or cocktography as we like to call it): 1) Scale matters – We’ve all held things like a bottle of Coke or a big-ass Jamba Juice, so if you wanna show off your size and you can match up, whip out your cack (yes, cack,) and take a pic! Be careful though, if you pick an object that’s a lot bigger than your cock (like a parking cone or a haggis) you might make your schlong appear tiny, dissuading guys from meeting you and persuading them to meet the nearest parking cone instead. 2) Measure with money! – Here are two helpful hints: U.S. quarters are about 1-inch long and U.S. dollars are just above 6 inches long. You can help guys estimate your cock size by using money as a measure. Just put your cash where your cock is and let them work out the rest like a math problem: “If Dave can fit 7 quarters on his cock and wrap a ten-dollar bill around it, what are the length and circumference of his fat hog?”
Unless you’re a die-hard twink lover, chances are you’ve fantasized about going to Pound Town with a beefy, hairy bear. But perhaps there aren’t many ursine men in your community, sp we know a place where you can go bear hunting if you have a craving for man-honey… Las Vegas.
Salon.com recently ran an article about a 40-something-year-old bear prostitute in which he talks about the bear appeal, his clients, and what he’s learned from hooking. You might imagine that a bear prostie would be a sexy daddy, but he sounds like an average schlub that you might see in a Target toilet paper aisle:
At 6-foot-3 and 245 pounds, he’s a pretty big guy, though he “carries it well.” His red hair is cut in a flattop, and he has a closely cropped beard, but he doesn’t look particularly imposing. He’s dressed in a faded sea foam green Banana Republic polo shirt, khaki shorts from Target, and Birkenstock sandals. Over one shoulder is a small messenger bag. He stands in the corner and tries to look like everyone else; he may or may not be checking messages on his PDA, but he’s pushing buttons on it and appears busy.
He then goes on to explain bear appeal (schaw… as if we don’t already understand it). It’s a good primer for those who still think bear lovers are just “chubby chasers.” He also explains the finer points of international bear-culture; apparently Asian bears like to be called “pandas” and Latin bears like to be called “toros” (or bulls). Fun.
But then he gets to the good part, his clientele:
So, yes: I’m a Las Vegas call bear. But don’t be fooled into assuming that all my clients come from the world of the bears. Far from it. The men who hire me run the gamut from 18-year-olds who want their first male-male experience to be with a man who knows what he’s doing to men in their 80s who just want to be held by a lumberjack type for an hour. They might be fat, they might be average, or they might have bodies so perfectly sculpted they should be underwear models.
Among my regular clients are Jaime and Luis, 28-year-old Mexican boyfriends who barely speak enough English to make the appointment and spend the whole session crying “Ay! Papi rico!” Two or three times a year I spend a night with Nicholas, a charming Canadian businessman who discovered his homosexuality later in life and wants to get “caught up” on the basics of sex with men before he puts himself out there. And when I go to San Diego I love getting together with Bobby, a black mechanic with a beautifully muscled body and a smile that could put Tom Cruise to shame. He likes me to put on construction boots and stomp on his chest. Lucky for Bobby I earned a first aid merit badge in the Boy Scouts, so I know exactly where not to step to keep from breaking off his sternum and killing him.
Excellent. Who wouldn’t want to be stomped on by a 245-pound redhead? (raises hand) By the end of the article, you may not be a hardcore bear lover, but you will definitely like this bear. He’s a heck of a lot better than Markus, Las Vegas’ first officially-employed male “straight only” prostitute who compared himself to Rosa Parks… y’know, because he’s an activist or something.
Perhaps you have heard of this list containing the 90 types of bitches… it’s like the Dead Sea Scrolls of our generation:
[A blogger’s] cousin found the list on the floor of the third-grade classroom in a DC charter school. The title is “Types of Bitches.” It’s a taxonomy of 90 different “types of bitches,” in hilarious detail. She scanned it and sent it along.
It’s important that we have a bitch “taxonomy” so we might better understand this majestic creature and study it in its natural habitat. You can view the list for yourself at the link above—it’s even funnier in it’s original penmanship and it’s even better imagining a 3rd grader ignoring his math lesson to write down the 90 types of bitches. But for those of you who hate reading handwriting, we’ve transcribed the list for you below. Which kind of bitch are you?
1) Dirty dumb ass bitches
2) Aint got no ass bitches
3) Dusty trick bitches
4) Fishy bitches
5) Don’t know how to fight bitches
6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches
7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that
8) Can’t keep a man bitch
9) Track wearing bitches
10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man
11) Hoochie looking bitches
12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
13) Stupid bitches that act dumb
14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy
15) Want to be jocking bitches
16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone
17) Bitches who think they better than me
18) Instigating bitches
19) Talking behind your back bitches
20) Loud mouth bitches
21) Pissy bitches
22) Stingy bitches
23) Funky looking bitches
24) Short hair bitches
25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair
26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you
27) Staring in your face bitches
28) Big eyed looking bitches
29) Crazy bitches
30) Nappy tender headed bitches
31) Booty shorts wearing bitches
32) Coast-signing bitches
33) Dick riding bitches
34) Whipped bitches
35) Buck tooth bitches
36) Cheesy teeth bitches
37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches
38) Ghetto bitches
39) Hair dyeing bitches
40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches
41) Bitches who think they hard
42) Bitches that think they get money
43) Bitches that go to a dirty school
Sadly, the page containing 44 – 58 is missing… we assume it’s because it was simply too awesome to leave laying on the floor of a 3rd game classroom. Nevertheless, the parade of bitches continues.
59) Gay bitches
60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
61) Tomboy bitches
62) Stain on your pants bitches
63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches
64) Dirty hair bitches
65) Stealing bitches
66) Stinky feet bitches
67) Big gap bitches
68) Protecting their store bitches
69) Pajamas outside bitches
70) Ragly braid bitches
71) Stanky butt bitches
72) Greedy bitches
73) Slimy grimy bitches
74) Psycho bitches
75) Drug dealing bitches
76) Geekin’ bitches
77) Suntanning bitches
78) Goofy looking bitches
79) Triflin’ bitches
80) Skanky bitches
81) Mugging bitches
82) Sloppy bitches
83) Dirty fingernails bitches
84) Dirty sock wearing bitches
85) Uncreative bitches
86) White bitches that think black people poor
87) Conceited bitches
88) Tall bitches
89) Short bitches
90) Jealous bitches Personally, we like the “stanky fish smelling coochie” bitches and “wearing shoes that be talking bitches” (which refers to bitches who wear shoes where the front sole has come loose or unglued, making it look like a talking mouth). Whoever these third grade kids were, we hope they’re in the talented and gifted program because a list like this deserves a MacArthur genius grant or some shit.
OK, OK, OK… so we’ve all ended up covered in sperm once or thrice from having our own “Adventures in Sex City.” But, has that ever happened as a result of going head-to-head with a man who has penises for hands?! No, probably not… and now’s your chance! Adventures in Sex City is a safe-sex trivia game that pits you against The Sperminator, a giant Mexican wrestler with cum-spurting penises for arms. He used to be a “normal” guy (like you) until he caught a sexually transmitted infection and ended up a giant, penis-handed FREAK. Now, only the Sex Squad can stop him.
Choose between Power Pap, Captain Condom, Wonder Vag, or Willy the Kid and face-off against the Sperminator. Get the trivia questions right and you may just bring the Sperminator back to his senses, but get them wrong and he’ll will blast you in the face with his monster cumshot.
We deliberately lost a game just to see if they’d show our hero covered in hot jism, but you should play for yourself and see. Plus, the game’s chock full of actual, useful safe information such as whether you can get an STI from a toilet seat, whether STIs can leave you sterile, and whether anal sex is safer than vaginal sex. Sure, there are some female-related sex questions too, but you could probably use the info. After all, you never know when you’ll encounter The Sperminator’s female counterpart, Labia Majora! Other gaymes in the QC Sex Arcade: Porn Star or Potato? and Gay Bar or Steakhouse? Cruising Room, Kinky Keeper, and Hunkcraft Keric’s Complex and Kingdom Cum
How many times have you seen a guy wearing a tight pair of Wranglers and just wanted to strip and throw him against a wall? Now Wrangler’s giving you the opportunity to do just that. Click on the link above and wait for the model to zip up and put his hands in his pockets and get ready for the stripping fun! Once you undo his zipper, you’ll be delighted by his surprised expression, but that’s only the beginning.
The next few pages let you strip and throw around their model in freeze-frame mode. Meaning that once you have him exactly where you want him, you can just sit back and enjoy his lean tattooed body in various states of undress. Toss him left, toss him right, tear off his shirt, roll him around the ground. Live the fantasy. And if you’re interested in more than just beating up their model, you can also check out the threads from their 2010 spring and summer collection while you’re at it.
Via Sticky
We’ve seen these promotions before where hot guys will strip their clothes to sell you stuff. Who can forget the Baskit Underwear Swap with porn stars trading their skivvies, or the Puma web index where that hot Latin model stripped down and started throwing clay on a potter’s wheel?
Now Adidas has come up with a jersey swap where you can select two out of five hot soccer rugby players to take off their jerseys and trade. We chose Jimmy Cowan and Ali Williams (because we like ’em big and goofy-lookin’). And while there’s no underwear or pubic hair in sight (darn), the ballers are ripped and most have tatts and happy trails!
And what’s better is after they swap jerseys, they don’t even bother putting them back on because who gives a crap really. If we wanted to see them clothed, we’d actually watch soccer rugby. But they know what we want and that makes us feel much less cheap. Now, if they only didn’t call this feature “A Game For The Ladies.” Sigh…
Ever wonder just how popular porn is? We had a good chuckle earlier this month when a porn study by the University of Montreal couldn’t find men who haven’t been exposed to porn because SUCH MEN DON’T EXIST! That’s right, porn’s so prevalent that finding a guy who hasn’t watched it is like finding a unicorn with a leprechaun riding on it.
But this handy graphic we found at Asylum.com breaks down porn into some delightful stats. It’s cool that one out of three ladies likes porn (we even have some female readers on this site). And while it skeeves us out that there’s 15 new STD cases amongst porn stars every week, it’s even creepier that minors can’t seem to get enough of Google Porn.
Are there any kids out there reading this site? Wait, don’t answer that. Drink some milk, wash behind your ears, and get to bed, you scallawags!
Some sour-grapes QCommenters criticizeJake Cruise for living a dream, but we know he has his share of QC admirers too. And what’s not to envy? He’s a silver-haired sugar daddy with a veiny cock who fucks some of the hottest porn stars of our day. He’s having the sex we want and now he’s offering us the chance to take his place!
The Be Jake For A Day Contest is not only a chance to fuck one of his hot stallions, but maybe even fool around with Jake Cruise himself! Jake says that he’ll make his selection based on your application and not your physical appearance. He’s taking entries from men of all races, body types, and penis sizes, which means that even if you’re not as built or well-hung as Jake (aha), you’ll still have a (cum)shot!
We’ve checked out the entry form and it’s a bit like a college application, except with a lot more questions about eating a man’s cum and letting someone sodomize you with a dildo (you Yale grads know what that’s like). There’s even two essays: one explaining why you want to be Jake Cruise for a day and one explaining why he should pick you. Win and he’ll fly you out to his Miami or LA and pay you for your scene.
Call us crazy, but we’re applying and think you should too. We also have the feeling that the more you stroke Jake’s cock in the essay, the more likely you’ll end up sucking it on camera.
Everyone romanticizes New York—the art! The architecture! The sexy international men! And now thanks to Manhattan Men, you can enjoy the best The Big Apple has to offer without the black snow, crowded subways, and panhandlers. Manhattan Men takes random shots of hot New Yorkers walking, jogging, and flexing in private and then organizes them by area. Hung hotties in Hells Kitchen, athletes sweating it out in Central Park, and Upper East Side studs… they’re all here! And browsing their pics will put your heart back in “I ♥ NY.”
You remember how goddamned angry you made Santa last Christmas? Your ass was on his naughty list written in blood and underlined in coal. But this year, you’ve been doubleplusgood and so Santa wants to reward you with the best gift of all—his cock and wrinkly sack! Merry XXX-Mas has been dicking the halls with sexy picture of Santa for some time now and their sack full of goodies (and quite a few baddies) is just about ready to burst all over your chimney. Grab your cookie and get ready for an extra splash of warm milk before you head to bed you ho, ho, whores. Because once Santa turns it out, you’re gonna spend the rest of the year trying to get your ass up on his North Pole.
Yeah, we all know that the real Santa looks a bit like Jake Cruise, but we bet he’s got a cruved candy cane and a nice sack of goodies in his special pouch—we’d like to jingle his bells… ho, ho, hos.
We stumbled across three bad Santas cruising the web yesterday and wanted to share their tales with you. The two Santas are chock full of Christmas cheer! They’re also a fitness trainer and a gay military man helping raise money for an AIDS charity. Towleroad tells all:
Fitness model and personal trainer Ryan Barry and decorated (and discharged under “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”) Lieutenant Colonel Victor Fehrenbach wore their “Hot Santa” outfits to the AIDS Services Foundation fundraiser last night in Orange County.
Barry and Fehrenbach have been dating for several months, says the tipster who passed along this photo. Last we knew Barry was dating SLDN spokesperson and former Air Force officer Reichen Lehmkuhl.
HAWT! We bet they work those elves extra hard! Some North Pole action for you there… and then here’s one more naughty nugget about Santa. Seems that for the Gay & Lesbian Straight Education Network’s December 8th fundraiser, they’ll put on a play where a gay Santa falls in love with the Pinnochio’s creator, Gepetto. And the Puritans are going nuts! Think of the kids!!! Here’s what the wingnuts have to say:
a theatrical play called Santa Claus is Coming Out! GLSEN’s fundraiser invitation says the play depicts “Santa in his heartfelt struggle to reconcile his romantic relationship with Italian toy maker Giovanni Geppetto.” Pictures on a Web site promoting the production depict Santa in not-so-subtle sexually suggestive situations. The play also mocks those who support [so-called] “traditional” values. It’s sad that GLSEN, which claims that it wants to protect kids, has chosen to use a fundraising tool that perverts the innocence of Christmas and sexualizes the longtime, child-revered icon of Santa Claus.
Can we get a hell yes? And good choice on Geppetto, Old St. Nick, you dirty bastard, you. You want a toymaker who really knows how to handle his wood—lie to me, baby!
