We depend on our QCommenters to keep QC lively and to point out things that we may have missed. In fact, our readers caught all sorts of interesting tidbits this week like camera tricks used to make dicks look bigger, the medical condition happening with one porn performer’s balls, the correct way to wipe one’s ass, the history of Asians at Sean Cody, and why we shouldn’t judge Chris Brown too harshly. Oh yes! They’re like a pack of porn-watching private eyes. So let’s see what they turned up!
Before we begin this lurid tale of underthing thievery, let us admit this: one member of Team Orange worked as a resident assistant (RA) at his college dormitory. And during winter break he used to master key to break into rooms of boys he liked and to sniff and steal their underwear. His excuse? He’s an underwear fetishist, a freak, and has questionable morals. That being said, he has great empathy with the man in the following story:
A 19-year-old Missouri FedEx worker recently got arrested for second-degree burglary for breaking into a local high school and stealing underwear from the boys’ locker room so he could sniff and jerk off onto them. And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling video cameras. Apparently he entered the school through an unlocked window in the early morning hours on at least 11 different occasions this year. He even once tied a used condom to a boy’s sneaker as a parting gift… or something. He then stashed the cum-encrusted undies in an unused locker. Now the poor turd has a $5,000 bond and faces 7 years in jail.
Poor horny bisexual. He’s just doing in a very creepy way what our co-worker did in a slightly less creepy way. We hope he doesn’t have to do hard time just because of his hard time. But as he awaits his fate, let us all learn a few lessons from this young man. First, if you’re gonna steal underwear, do it after school and in someplace socially acceptable like a frat house or a Wal-Mart. Second, always jerk off at home in a private, non-videotaped place (unless you’re being paid for it on a cam site). And third, never tie used condoms to people’s shoes. It makes them suspicious and makes you look like a grade-A weirdo.
WHOA~! Sean Cody’s Dale definitely stirred up our desires of a tone-fit-cute-flexible ASIAN man. Watching him do all those stretches makes us wonder if there’s any position from kama sutra that he couldn’t perform. And those defined muscles… A great source of inspiration for many of us who were too lethargic to hit the gym. Cocks introduced this week look awesome too (especially for size queens). And as if this week couldn’t get any better, we had a healthy dose of threesomes~! Yummy…
Do check out the special music video we’ve found for you after the jump. Nothing describes it better than this comment:
The “I like this” bar is the size of Justin Bieber’s dick whereas the “I dislike this” bar is the size of Chuck Norris’s dick.
When we shared singer Chris Brown’s big cock we chose not to mention that he’s also the shithead who beat Rihanna because that sure ain’t sexy. But Good Morning America succeeded where we failed and instead of interviewing BrownTown about his new album F.A.M.E. (Forgiving All My Enemies) they asked him about his Rihanna beatdown. He kept his composure for the camera and then went apeshit once he left the studio. Take it away, TMZ:
We’re told after the interview, Brown freaked out, storming into his dressing room and screaming so loud, the people in hair and makeup became alarmed and called security… he smashed a window in his dressing room, and the glass shattered and some shards fell onto 43rd and Broadway. ABC security tells TMZ … the window was shattered with a chair… by the time security rushed the area, Brown had ripped off his shirt and left the building, blowing off another performance he was supposed to do for the ABC website… on his way out of the building, Brown confronted a segment producer, got in his face and stared him down. People from the show got in between Chris and the producer to diffuse the situation.
We were happy to see Simon Dexter (aka Sean Cody’s Harley) make a brief return to paid nudity with some delicious nakey pics taken by the talented Dylan Rosser. But there’s one person who isn’t happy with it—Simon himself!
According to Simon, Dylan took his photos under the pretense of using them in an arty coffee table book, but then posted them on his private porn site. Simon took to his personal blog to explain his side of events:
In 2008, [Rosser and I] spoke of shooting nudes for his website. I quoted him a rate for shooting nudes, not porn. He couldn’t afford and It never happened.
So last summer (over two years later) he contacted me again about shooting a coffee table book. I agreed and we shot for a very low rate because I wanted to be part of an artistic book. In the last few days, I have come to find out that these images (that were allegedly taken for a coffee table book) have been published by Dylan on his membership subscription porn website. This is a clear violation of our agreement and my trust and is HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL. I did some research and was told he has mislead other models in the same exact way!!! His response to me was I could BUY THE IMAGES BACK AT A VERY INFLATED RATE!!!
I contacted him to resolve this issue and he continued to lie to me and manipulate our conversation. Let this be a clear warning to anyone out there, DO NOT WORK WITH DYLAN ROSSER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!
So, to get retribution, Simon posted “his D quality, mediocre photos of me… all here for you for FREE.” He also added the following words on each photo in red capital letters—”WARNING!! SCAM: BEWARE OF DLYAN ROSSER.” One source says that it was all a miscommunication and that Rosser will remove his pics from his site in a few days, but one wonders who to believe: the uncut ex-porn star or the internationally renowned photographer.
Either way, it got us another peek at Simon’s amazing body and big uncut dick and that’s always good news, no matter who’s to blame.
Corbin Fisher continues to cement its reputation as the suing-est sue company this side of Suesville. First they went after Jake Lyons for posting their pics on his “escort” profile and now they’re tracking down 40,000 alleged porn pirates and issuing them $1,900 fines… or else!
Apart from asking people to pay up before they’ve even been formally charged with a crime, they’re also locating folks via BitTorrent IP addresses—a method that may have some problems. IP addresses aren’t the most precise way to locate someone, meaning they could potentially fine the wrong person or find a bunch of dead ends from public WiFi hotspots at Starbucks and other places. Also some LGBT blogs think Corbin Fisher might potentially out closeted teens downloading gay porn on the sly to their parents. We’re not so sure about that, but maybe it’s time for anti-piracy studios to consider a new way forward. Porn magazines and studios already have trouble staying afloat in the digital age. Corbin Fisher isn’t the first studio to hunt down torrent pirates, but they’re probably spending lots of money on these mailed notices and lawyer threats just to risk being countersued by other wrongly targeted folks, having alleged offenders not pay, and leaving them to fight numerous court battles that will continue to garner unsavory press.
Instead of subscriptions could they consider trying an iTunes type store that lets people pay per scene on a controlled media player? That wouldn’t stop all the piracy, but it might get them enough newly interested fans and more money than their continued quest to hunt down thousands of alleged pirates.
Ex-reality TV cowboy Steven Daigle found himself in a bit of legal trouble late last year/ And though he’s apparently patching that up, he’s apparently embroiled in a sexual mishap abroad involving his WIFE??? Did we miss something here?
Apparently while you were asleep, Daigle started a suit-making empire when he wasn’t busy sucking dick and now he stands accused of using extortion to seal a few deals In the footage above, someone apparently taped Daigle conducting a (ahem) questionable business deal. And while you might think that sort of thing happens all the time in Europe, the paparazzi have been swarming for an answer. Could the rising porn star find himself in legal trouble again?
Check out his first interview since the scandal after the jump!
Warning: total boner killer. Carlos Castro a renowned columnist, journalist, and gay activist working in Portugual was found dead in his New York City hotel room this weekend. His head had been bashed and his scrotum cut off. The celebrated writer had spent New Year’s in New York City with Renato Seabra, an underwear model who had competed on the Portuguese modeling reality show “A Procura Do Sonho,” or “Pursuit of a Dream.” Witnesses say that the couple had been loudly arguing in their room on Friday but that nothing between them seemed to suggest grounds for murder. Nevertheless, police discovered Seabra Saturday afternoon at St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital seeking treatment for cuts and scrapes. Police detained Seabra for questioning though no charges have been filed against him.
*Note: Old man pictured is not the one referred to in this story. After an officer noticed an 80-year-old man leering at him outside the bathroom at the National Park Service, the old man followed him into the toilet and proceeded to dangle his junk through the glory hole of the officer’s adjoining stall. The officer having sworn to prevent such public indecency, came into the old guy’s stall where he found G-paw pulling up his jeans. The officer then apprehended the solicitor, forced him to the ground after the old dude resisted arrest and then cuffed him. The old codger said that he was sorry and going through a divorce and when that didn’t work, he offered to do landscaping if the officer let him go.
We don’t know how often 80-year-olds get it up for public sex, but it seems that Old Man Winter might have wasted his one chance this season to get blown at the local park. Doesn’t he know that he should have offered the landscaping up front in order to get his balls sucked? Seal the deal before you take off your pants! In reality though, it is sad that this old man was so lonely that he took to wagging his junk in front of a paid officer instead of just going to the local bingo hall to get his mangy ball sack chewed on. It’s what all the proper ladies do. Better luck next time, Santa.
Remember Jake Lyons? He once did a hot solo scene for Corbin Fisher as Greg. Then Lyons took those photos and posted them on his escort profile. When Corbin Fisher got wind of it, they threatened to sue him for over a million dollars. A Florida federal court judge said Lyons only owed them $54,000, but perhaps they realized that any guy selling his ass on the internet probably doesn’t have that sort of money because they’ve decided to let this whole copyright infringement thing go if Lyons will just donate $5,400 to the non-profit queer rights organization Equality Florida.
This may sounds like a case of Corbin Fisher trying to save itself from looking bad (ie. Industry Goliath versus David the twink). But according to their lawyer Marc Randazza, Lyons brought this upon himself by acting like a total turd burglar:
“All we wanted him to do was tell us how the images wound up on that website (since he insisted that he did not do it) and to promise not to try and impersonate Corbin Fisher ever again. I’d call that a pretty generous deal. Unfortunately, Lyons didn’t want to resolve it that easily, continued to impersonate Corbin Fisher to promote his prostitution services, and we were forced to file suit in order to put a stop to it. We didn’t want to do it that way, but we were left with no choice.”
Randazza added, “Even after we filed the suit, we were willing to drop it if Lyons acted reasonably. But, his behavior only got worse—he kept making appointments to meet with us, and then would flake out on them. He kept agreeing to resolve the thing, and then would change his mind at the last minute.”
Randazza said that Lyons is “a pathological liar” who created the mess the company faces today.
“He would blame and name other individuals, business, producers and industry parties as being responsible for posting the pictures and being behind some conspiracy against him, but then would change his story when we would simply ask for information about how he alleged the images ended up being used improperly.”
The attorney also said Lyons claimed that his escorting was netting him millions of dollars a year, and would re-post images and escort ads we were getting removed and taken down.
“At every opportunity leading up to our filing suit, he had countless opportunities to resolve the issue amicably and easily, yet went out of his way to aggravate things and escalate matters, leaving us with no alternative but to file suit to stop him,” Randazza said.
“First of all, I did not create that men4rentnow profile; that was done by my agent, Bailey,” Lyons explained. “Bailey has a business relationship with men4rentnow, and Bailey also has a business relationship with Corbin Fisher. I believe Corbin Fisher paid Bailey to create the profile, and out of the money they paid Bailey, Bailey paid men4rentnow, in order for Corbin Fisher to sue me.”
… He continued, “Corbin Fisher used a crowbar to break into my house so they could steal my MySpace log in, just so they could change my profile to say I lived in Orlando, when actually I lived in Wilton Manors. They changed it to say Orlando so they could sue me in Orlando federal court.”
Whether or not federal courts use MySpace profiles to determine proof of residency is unclear. Also, why would Corbin Fisher go to such extreme measures, and why would Lyons’ agent betray him? According to Lyons, it all came down to money.
“Every once and a while, Corbin Fisher likes to pick models and make public examples of them. Remember when this story first came out? It hit the top of the blogs. What do you think readers think when they see news about cute models? They think, ‘I should get a membership to that site.’ So it drives up sales. Money talks. Plain and simple.”
Lyons went on to announce that he’ll soon be filing for bankruptcy—which would absolve him of any debt and garnishments—and will be producing his own porn on his own website, JakeLyons.com.
We’re not so sure about Lyons’ story but one wonders whether Corbin Fisher has set out a smear campaign against Lyons or whether are they just telling it like it is. And will Lyons cough up the dough or will Corbin Fisher have to start garnishing his wages from other studios to get the criminal twink to pay up? A judge will decide that early this next year if Lyons doesn’t start compulsively supporting gay rights now.
After a fender bender outside of T & C Food Mart, 34-year-old Terry Lindon Kelley (aka Lindon Hawk) and 27-year-old Terry Jabar Hill got out of their cars to inspect the damage. When Kelley began assessing the impact, Hill punched him in the face and fled the scene. What he didn’t know is that his punch sent Kelley’s head flying into the pavement causing cerebral hemorrhaging. Kelley died two days later Monday afternoon at the nearby Baptist Hospital.
Lindon Hawk had a brief career in porn from 2000 to 2002 as a smooth twink bottom who starred in such Falcon films as The Other Side Of Aspen V and Out Of Athens 2. He co-starred with such big name stars as Nino Bacci, Justin Dragon, Daniel Montes, Chad Hunt, Matthew Rush, Colby Taylor, and Travis Wade. Falcon recently tweeted about Hawk’s death.
The alleged assailant already had four criminal charges against him for various felony drug offenses and has since been booked into jail on a $50,000 bond. Pensacola police Capt. Paul Kelly said the attack was unprovoked. Our thoughts are with Kelley’s friends and family. May he rest in peace.
NOTE: The Sword has a gallery of images from Lindon Hawk’s work.
I don’t know about you fine folks, but I’ve been up all night fucking. OK, not all night… maybe just about a couple of hours, but still… I am worn out! Yet because I love all of you (almost) as much as I love plugging boy-poon, I still managed to track down this week’s hottest porn finds and this week’s round-up includes Civil War sex, old-fashioned handjobs, and Keebler Elves! Wow! So grab your lover and some lube because it’s time for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Good job, NYSM. Your scenes used to feature an out-of-shape guy sucking a hot guy’s dick and those scenes always confused me—should I focus on the hot guy and just ignore his homely friend? Does that make me shallow? Am I just jealous?
All I want in a good scene is hot men and lots of cock. This time, NYSM delivers both. Now, it has its limitations, after all this is more of a mutual jerk-off than the long, sensuous suck scenes NYSM normally puts out. But both Aaron and Tony are furry, sexy, and have bodies that are nice to watch but not overly perfect.
And what’s best about is that they genuinely act like twohot guys who just wanted some hug and tug. They kiss, suck some dick, and when they start pumping each other’s cocks, you can tell how genuinely turned on they are by the way their bodies convulse with their eyes roll back into their heads.
It all ends with two very satisfying cum shots which just goes to show you don’t need a lot of fuss to make a hot jerk-off scene—just get two big-dicked men with a little sexual tension and viola! Cum! UNIQUE: Furry, sexy, big-dicked guys get hard, throbbing, and leaking while jerking one another to completion. Not since college have mutual handjobs felt this good. NOT SO CHIC: The guys spend a lot of time awkwardly jerking each other off while facing the camera. NYSM should stick to the floating cam and just let them at one another.
You may recall that a guy named Robert Randolph recently dished on Travolta’s alleged bathhouse trampery in his self-published book You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again. Among other things he said that Travolta is an oral bottom who prefers men of color. Travolta’s litigious lawyer Marty Singer caught wind of Randolph’s tales and issued a cease and desist letter to Gawker.com, the site that originally published them.
Singer calls Randolph’s stories “blatant defamatory lies” from a “patently unreliable source,” adding that Randolph suffered “permanent brain damage” in 2003, something the author admits on his website. Singer also asks why a married celebrity like Travolta would publicly have sex in Los Angeles (where he doesn’t even live) and why Randolph would sit on these lascivious stories for 15 years before releasing them. You can read the entire letter for yourself.
But in the meanwhile, Randolph has been receiving some other special letters from people who support Travolta—namely death threats . How about this boys? Whether Travolta’s gay or not, how everyone promise not to make things up and not to kill each other. That way, everyone wins.
Find out who is hung in Hollywood at Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
Ugly Betty fans may have found Michael Lucas’ appearance on the show kinda crazy, but shit’s now full-blown insane as one of the show’s smaller stars Michael L. Brea stands accused of slicing off his mother’s head with a 3-foot sword. Ugly Betty fans… it gets uglier.
While most people spend the time before Thanksgiving preparing to see one of their family members, Brea spent his time preparing to dismember one of his family. According to the NY Post around 1 AM Brea chased his mother around her apartment chanting “Repent! Repent! Repent!” [and] asking if she believed in Jesus Christ or God while she yelled ‘Help me! Help me!'” But in New York City you hear crazy crap like that all the time, so no one came.
Another neighbor said Brea kept calling for the “architect of the universe,” a term used by Freemasons to refer to a supreme being. A police source later called the murder weapon a three-foot ceremonial Masonic sword.
Another report said that the cops arrived at the “extremely bloody” scene around 2:20 AM, used a taser to subdue the actor, then escorted him to a nearby hospital.
Brea has since been charged with 2nd degree murder and criminal possession of a weapon. Sadly, the samurai sword seems the weapon of choice for quasi-famous psychopaths. Still no word on why Brea attacked his mother though he is currently undergoing psychological evaluation.
In case you’re wondering why we’re reporting on this to begin with: 1) Ugly Betty‘s big with the homos. 2) We used to think Brea was handsome, well, before all this anyway. 3) We report all things queer and this is about as queer a crime as we’ve heard of in a while. We’ll report more on this story as it develops.
Sadly, we don’t mean fantasy-raped like Diesel Washington does, we mean actually raped. This last weekend, Kevin Burns (aka Kayden Daniels with Lollipop Twinks, Jizzaddiction, Boys Smoking, and Boys Pissing) got attacked by a rapist in South Florida. He got bashed in the head with a rock, had a knife held to his throat, had his clothes cut off, got stabbed multiple times in the back with a syringe and burned with a cigarette, all because some psychopathic freak hiding in the bushes wanted to terrorize a young pedestrian.
It happened Friday night at 9 in the evening on busy Dixie Highway and Northeast 19th Street in Fort Lauderdale. Kevin said a man walked up, asked for a cigarette, then bashed him in the head with a rock. Moments later, he was shoved into some woods, choked with his own shirt, his clothes were cut off with a knife and he was being stabbed in the back with, what appeared to be a syringe.
“I just felt like a shot you’d get at the hospital and it went 5 or 6 times into my back over and over again,” he explained to CBS 4’s Ted Scouten. “When he was getting ready to leave, when he was calling me faggot, he said ‘don’t move or I’ll inject.'”…
Standing at the scene of the attack, Kevin described it as “a place where part of my soul was ripped out.” “I don’t know how else to put it, it was scary. I thought I was dead.”
After being charged and pleading not guilty to quadruple homicide in Hueytown, Alabama 26-year-old Scott Lamar Abbott (aka “Joe” from Southern Strokes) has been found guilty of the stabbing murder of his ex-girlfriend and three of her housemates.
Abbott’s defense attorneys argued that he had a long history of mental illness and was suffering from a mental illness at the time of the killings and therefore was not guilty.
Mental health professionals testified that Abbott had suffered physical, sexual and emotional abuse throughout his formative years and that he had been diagnosed with depression, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, bipolar disorder and post traumatic stress disorder.
One psychologist testified Abbott did not know right from wrong at the time he went into “a killing rage,” but another psychologist said Abbott showed no signs of severe mental illness and could distinguish right from wrong at the time of the killings.
The jury made their decision in just over an hour and if convicted Abbott could get the death penalty or life without parole. We’ll know next Monday at 9 a.m. what will happen next.
