QCA Quickie: First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

We take a break from our other stallions to bring you an encouraging story about Ship’s Captain, the first openly gay racehorse to compete in the coveted Breeders Cup. This is a monumental (and fake) new story, especially considering the only openly gay male Olympian, Australian diver Matthew Mitcham’s gold medal win the the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics. Mitcham’s more of an otter or a water pixie… but imagine if Ship’s Captain comes from behind and takes the Breeders. Little ponies and studs everywhere would look up to Ship’s Captain and wanna be his mate. It’d be a proud day for hairy, sweaty beasts everywhere.
SOURCE: The Onion News Network