What Happened To Cody Cummings? – A QC Special Report
When you think of “unreciprocated blowjobs,” one porn star springs to mind — Cody Cummings. Oh, we love the bloke! He’s hot and a tease (who doesn’t love a good tease?). Heck, we even interviewed him. But when we saw his most recent solo scene, we noticed he’d changed quite a bit!
His face had become a wee rounder, his muscles a smidge softer, his balls a tad more pendulous. What had happened to our beloved pillow princess?!! We had to know!
So we hired our crack team of QC scientists to compare his old and new pics and to dig into his personal life, so we could get to the bottom of this renowned top. Have his short “retirement,” custody battle and studio struggles changed his appearance? The answer may shock you!!!
… or it may not; depends how sensitive you are. Anyway, read on and find out…!
(video via The Sword)
You may recall that Cody officially retired back in June 2013. At the time, Cody came out as Kevin Lengyel (his real name) and admitted that his ex had custody of his 15-year-old daughter.
In addition to that, he said that his ex had tried to change his daughter’s last name and that he only got to see his daughter every other Friday twice a month at Carl’s Jr. for only 30 minutes — the saddest part about that is having to meet in a Carl’s Jr; the only thing greasier than their decor is their food.
He also added that his daughter was pretty disappointed by her daddy’s career of getting blow-jays from gay dudes. About his revelatory video, we said:
Kevin/Cody’s reasons feel kinda flimsy. He cites a custody battle for his fifteen year old daughter, which is totally a great retirement reason. But then he suggests that part of the impetus for his retirement was the fact that his fans were getting tired of watching him get blowjob after blowjob without reciprocating, which is as silly as it is insulting. Admittedly, the QC reader reaction to Cody Cummings tends to confirm this diagnosis. I’m just kind of baffled as to why Cody/Kevin’s solution to boring content is to retire instead of trying to release hotter content. Is this a premature throwing-in of the towel?
(video via The Sword)
You may also recall that soon after, Cody/Kevin posted a 16-minute video soon after in which he railed against his employer Next Door Studios for not shooting more bisexual scenes and mentioned a legal battle to win back his stage name, “Cody Cummings.”
The Sword summed the video up nicely:
Miss Cummings goes on to admonish his producers for not filming his contractually-binding single straight scene per month, apologizes to the fan(s?) who was depending on that content, and then reads from a confidential(?) company email…
Finally, Lengyel reveals that he hired an attorney to try and fight for his stage name, but unfortunately he’ll have to go by “Kevin” from now on (“Cody Cummings” and the domain belong to Next Door Studios). Lengyel also goes into detail about what he calls “mismanagement” at Next Door Studios, as models were allegedly brought on set to film before their STD test results had come back, including one female model scheduled to work with Cummings who didn’t “pass” her test…
The Sword also noted that “With the bitter departure of Cody Cummings, Next Door Studios loses its last performer-focused site, having fired Austin Wilde, Marcus Mojo, Rod Daily, and several others (in 2012).”
Which brings us to his recent un-retirement and his latest scene. We guess Cody resolved things with Next Door Studios? It seems so. But he has come back a changed man.
To help explain why, our scientists compared his old pics with his more recent ones, and hypothesized several possible explanations…
Using cutting edge porn-technologies such as a robot with shovels for arms and a spinning wheel full of random guesses, our crack team of QC scientists came up with five possible explanations for Cody’s changed appearance:
1) BAD GENETICS – Not everyone is the child of vampiric beauties who never age. Some of us are ravishingly hot in our younger years and then age like a ragged wheel of cheese because of crappy metabolisms and such. It’s not Cody’s fault! If anything, it might be his great-great grandfather’s fault!
2) LIFE STRESS – Custody battles and legal bouts with old employers aren’t the best things for one’s complexion. In fact, if Cody’s been stressed out, he probably hasn’t been hitting the gym or looking his best. Hey, life gets in the way of working on rock hard abs!
3) EXTRA WEIGHT – Stress can also lead people to eat fatty and carb-rich foods like burgers and beers. Perhaps all that Carl’s Jr. twice a month and some Mad Dog put a few pounds on Mr. Cummings. Personally, we prefer powdered donuts and Boone’s Strawberry Hill, but we digress.
4) TOO MUCH SUN – Tanning all the time can make your skin get all baggy and loose like a scrotum. It’s true. Ultraviolet rays can irrevocably mutate your skin cells, weaken their regenerative skills and cause wrinkles — just look at Judi Dench. Time to pick a higher SPF, mate!
5) NOT ENOUGH GAY SEX – It’s been proven (cough, cough) that the natural proteins and sugars in seminal plasma (ie. man-seed) helps exfoliate the skin. Furthermore, gay sex totally burns more calories than straight sex and keeps gay sluts looking younger and fit. Our scientists didn’t provide any actual studies to back this up, but we believe them because lab coats. If Cody had lots more gay sex, he’d go back to looking and feeling like his old self!
No matter what, we’re glad Cody’s back, and we’ll be watching and jerking off to him all the same. That includes our scientists. They love a good unreciprocated blowie.
