Twilight‘s vampires walk during the day sucking on men’s necks, masquerading as human, and going on sexy jogs. Luckily Kellan Lutz (aka vampire Emmett Cullen) ditched his cape and pale skin for some revealing workout clothes and a nice healthy bulge glow. If you wanna get a closer look at the vampire’s stake, check out our close-up shots, after the jump!
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Just yesterday we ran the video of 18-year-old Channing Tatum stripping at a Florida ladies’ club in 1999. He’s 28 now and has beefed up by swimming his laps. Lucky us because when he emerged from the pool, his suit decided to stick to his cock. We can’t blame the suit, especially after seeing the outline of his cock’s lickable head. In fact, we should thank the suit’s manufacturer. You may want to as well, especially when you see it up close after the jump!
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When he was 18, G.I. Joe star, Channing Tatum stripped at a Florida ladies’ stripclub called Male Encounter. The year was 1999 and the ladies went wild for his brand of bump and grind—he obliges them with some gryating, crotch grinding, and a bare ass shot. US Weekly released video of his strip routine and we’ve placed it after the jump!
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24-year-old ex-Ambercrombie & Fitch model, Kellan Lutz played vampire stud, Emmett Cullen in the Twilight movie. We’re not sure if he made it to the sequel, New Moon, but he’s certainly showing us some new sun, looking good in that blue a-shirt and those low-hanging Everlast shorts. How temptingly they show off his blue underwear’s grey waistband. And how about that snug bulge between his leg and iPod? Oh and what’s this? A bright blue plastic beeper?! What’s that about? No really… but back to that bulge. Looks like the “head” vampire is staying under his dark cloak until night falls. Then Emmett will rise harder than ever!
For more celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
Ever since we introduced it as a Site We Like, GuysWithiPhones.com has become an unlikely gay flashpoint. Michael Stipe of all people showed up there along with a bunch of queer (and we mean queer) indie rockers. But he’s not the only one. As you’ll see from this round-up, GWiP gets its fair share of porn stars, celeb-alikes, and Z-listers all baring their bods on the hottest phone around. It’s become quite the place to watch because you just never know who’ll show up there.
Early on, we spotted RJ Danvers and Lucas Vick, but GWiP’s positively crawling with other hot porn stars like Turk Mason (showing off his cute, fuckable ass), Vin Marco from Manifest Men (bulging his love muscle), and Tyson Steele from Mike Hancock (who’s just as hot clothed as he is hard and naked).
But then we stumbled across two we wanted to highlight for QCommenter feedback. First, someone called this guy Colton Ford’s boyfriend, but we can’t seem to verify if it’s him. Any takers? Then, we found an amateur porn star of Xtube fame—the super-hung Skinnythick. He’s got a handsome face with bewitching green eyes, a wiry body for worship and a fat uncut cock made just for porn. Not only has he repeatedly shown up on DudeTube and other porn blogs but he’s also apparently 24-years-old, single, and looking for casual 1-on-1 sex in Amsterdam. Oh, if we were there Skinnythick, we’d smoke a J and then smoke your cock all night long.
But porn performers aren’t the only stars on GWiP. Just check out all these Hollywood look alikes that show up there as well!
With so many hot guys posting their pics on GWiP, you’re likely to come across a guy who reminds you of someone else. Heck, a while back we spotted a guy who looked just like WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy. Except, unlike the rest of these celebrity look-alikes, it was really him.
But even still, we found some uncanny resemblances on GWiP. Just check out the chiseled young stud who looks like Hugh Laurie, the salt-and-pepper daddy on the medical drama House. Or how about the hairy and shirtless Milo Ventimiglia look alike; their torsos aren’t so similar, but their faces are close enough to make us call Milo’s name when we cum. We even found a Robert Downey Jr. with some fierce bangs and a beefier version of Ewan McGregor who’s still got Ewan’s dreamy eyes! Whether you think they’re dead-ringers or distant cousins, they’re certainly still a good looking bunch of fellas—we wouldn’t mind giving them the lead role on our casting couch!
Thanks to Squarehippies for the nakey pics of Hugh Laurie.
Some hilarious commenters target two GWiP guys and some slightly-unfamous folks on GWiP after the jump!
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After daring Dustin Lance Black’s lawyers to come after us for posting his bareback sex pics… er, they did. You may have noticed we’ve been forced to take down all of his fuckpics.
But the joke’s on them because they’re only prosecuting people for posting the old sex pics… and your favorite porn blog has got our hands on some new ones! No lie. They show the two fellas barebacking in several positions and let us tell you—they’re WILD!
We’ve slipped through DLB’s legal loophole as easily as Josh Delancey’s cock slipped into his slut-butt. But just to be safe, we’ve posted them after the jump. Enjoy.
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(EDITOR’S NOTE: Images removed at the request of Dustin Lance Black’s legal representation.)
And just when everyone had almost forgotten about the infamous bareback sex pics of Milk screenwriter golden-boy, Dustin Lance Black, has decided to sue his fuckbud and a bunch of others for $3 million, which should totally stop the pictures from being reposted all over the internet just like we’ve done above.
Here’s the kicker though: he’s apparently going after his fuckbud, Josh Delancey, because Black thought he was taking photos only of his face (uh-huh); Michael Lawrence, who the lawsuit claims stole the photos from Delancy’s computer while they were dating; Starzlife.com for posting the photos; and you for reading this.
The crack team at Queerty has more details:
The Oscar-winning screenwriter’s henchmen at Lavely & Singer—the bulldog law firm behind seemingly every celeb’s sex tape lawsuit threats—are going after Starzlife.com and its proprietors, which the lawsuit alleges distributed photos (and supposedly has video) of Black and a one Jeff Delancy having anal sex (without a condom, as everyone has noted!). Something about invasion of privacy and copyright infringement.
But parts of Black’s lawsuit, filed July 23, are pretty ridiculous. Like the part where he denies even knowing illicit pictures were being taken while they were having sex — because, if you’ve seen the pics, it’s clear he knew there was a camera (but claims not to have known it was aimed “down there”). Unless a certain screenwriter was not in a, uh, proper state of mind? Whatever. Black’s lawyers have to say these things.
Instead of suing everyone like a litigious queen, Lance, how about… oh, we dunno… NOT TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF WHILE FUCKING?!! This is the internet age, Mr. Black. Take a picture of your cock and it’ll circle the globe within seconds and for years to cum. This needlessly resurrects an old ghost for you and makes you seem less professional in our opinion, not more.
Don’t get us wrong, we actually like Dustin Lance Black—he’s a handsome articulate spokesperson for gay rights and we’d wager a lot of folks are OK with how he handled the whole sex tape scandal (though we wouldn’t mind actually seeing the tape). It’s in the interest of him moving on with his career that we think he should scrap the lawsuit. It’s doubtful that he’ll win—as a public figure, slander and libel become more problematic to prosecute, especially when it reflects the truth. Fact is, if you shoot your cock, you become fair game.
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The year was 1936. The Depression had taken America by storm, facism was all the rage, and Americans flocked to a little patch of mud called Yankee Stadium to watch Joe Dimaggio play a game called “stickball.”
Joe was quite the slugger! In the summer of ’41 he had a 56-game hitting streak. And he was quite the ladies man too! Tons of dames cried acid when ol’ butter face married Dorothy Arnold, the cheatingest broad in all of Cheatville! After he dumped her, he landed the classiest piece in Hollywood, Ms. Norma Jeane Baker, or as we liked to call her, Lady Lush Marilyn Monroe! Sure, the silly sardine divorced him 274 days after the wedding, but those 9 months were like a little slice of mental cruelty heaven.
Well, the book’s closed on ol’ Joe, but we still have his Louisville Slugger to remember him by. It’s bushy and uncut, and we sure would have liked to smoke it like a Cuban cigar. Except Joe wasn’t so much into pansies. He’d have probably crap the marble palace if he ever knew how many queenies dress up like his ex these days.
Oh well, that’s enough for this old timer. After we gum the rest of our spaghetti puree, we’re gonna skedaddle to the orderlies’ station and demand another sponge bath from Arthur—he’s a bit of a blimp, but he sure knows how to wash an old man’s whang.
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Ever since Michael Stipe dropped in on GuysWithiPhones, we’ve been watching the site like a hawk just to see who’ll pop up. There’s already been a handful of porn stars, possibly a contestant from So You Think You Can Dance, and now (quite possibly) a successful WWE Wrestler… or just his hands anyway.
Jeff Hardy (aka. the Enigma, Wolverine, Galaxion, Gladiator, and The Iceman among others) is the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion and from the look of him, we wouldn’t want to go toe-to-toe against him in a ring either—especially since his finishing move is an inverted facelock neckbreaker slam called the “Reverse of Fate.”
But his hands seem to have possibly ended up on GuysWithiPhones. Now, we’re scratching our heads somewhat because in some photos he’s got that crazy right hand tattoo and in others he seems to not. Also, this arty black-and-white shot doesn’t seem to fall into GWiP’s standard fare of well-hung shirtless jocks. And finally, even if it is Jeff Hardy, it doesn’t mean that he uploaded it.
So it remains a small mystery, but the site continues to be a strange meeting place for all sorts of handsome men. And if it is Hardy, it makes us even more curious what sorts of delightfully horrible things he could do with those hands. In fact, maybe a finishing move of his in bed wouldn’t be so bad after all, eh sports fans?
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You may have heard the term “timed splits” in lap swimming. It refers to the amount of time it takes to swim portions of a race. Well, Olympic relay swimmer, Ricky Berens offered us another sort of timed split this last weekend when his ultra-tight body suit split moments before his race. Here’s the story with our comments in italics.
As Ricky Berens, scheduled to swim third for the U.S. morning swim squad, bent over on the pool deck for a drink of water moments before the race, his suit—a Jaked01 (Jaked?!! Like naked with a J? Hilarious!)—split significantly in the back, exposing his rear end.
There was no time to change the suit, so U.S. anchor leg Cullen Jones urged Berens to forget the gaping hole (his butthole?) and swim.
Berens dived in and contested his third leg (Tee-hee, third leg. We’d contest his third leg too. As in, why is his third leg not in our mouth?) as scheduled, helping the U.S. team to a fourth-place finish in its heat in 3 minutes, 11.64 seconds—and securing a critical slot in the night’s final for Phelps and his teammates (we’d love to score a “critical slot” in the night’s final with Phelps). Phelps did not swim in the qualifying heat, but will lead off the relay in tonight’s final.
“He still swam his heart out,” Jones said. “To see that kind of professionalism in college; I know I didn’t have it.” (As a college swimmer, one of our staff can attest to having the balls and the ass to swim naked, no matter the costs, professionalism be damned)
Berens, the 2009 Big 12 Swimmer of the Year from Texas, was not available to comment on the suit problem. Jones, though, said tears were becoming increasingly common as swimmers sought the tightest-fitting suits possible for the greatest performance-enhancement.
“They’re all splitting,” Jones said. “We’re all having problems. We want to get it as tight as possible as sprinters.” (Lucky us)
We used to love watching swimming because it involved wiry studs swimming in skimpy speedos that show off their equipment. The sport’s gotten so rated PG since they started swimming in steampunk body suits. Thery’re like updated versions of the old-timey “water bathing costumes” of 1911, back when enjoying sex was still unhealthy. Luckily, the organization that regulates all high-level swimming competitions, FINA (Federacion Interationale de Natacion), has voted to ban the body-hiding super suits and force swimmers to go back to the horny Speedo roots!
In an effort to clean up its sport, the international governing body of swimming will require its athletes to show more skin. By an overwhelming vote Friday at its general congress, FINA (Federacion Interationale de Natacion) officials decided to ban the high-tech swimsuits that have been likened to doping on a hanger.
We’re all about forcing swimmers to do things we enjoy.
Via Sticky.
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Between A-Lister Michael Stipe and his gaggle of gay Georgian indie rockers and uncut Z-lister John Byrne (who starred in a Dirty Dancing workout video), GuysWithiPhones seems to be the place for celebs to get their naughties. We’re loving it because you never know who’ll pop up among the other beefy, big-dicked beauties.
Take So You Think You Can Dance’s Ade Obayomi. He’s an energetic 20-year-old dancer who made the SYTYCD finals with his shirtless brand of seductive sensuous dance. We enjoyed watching him get busy on stage, but is he now getting busy on GWiP? Whether it’s him or his hot twin, he’s definitely more than just shirtless—he’s dropped his pants and underwear (as well as a few pounds) to become our private dancer—how much for a lap dance? How about for a grind session on our face?
To be fair, we’re not entirely sure that it’s him. If it is, he’s apparently come a long way since dancing in pink shoelaces and blue spandex at local fairs. The iPhone fella is one sexy guy and definitely turning us on with his big dick and bubblelicious ass—it’s P.H.A.T. (Pretty Hot And Tempting). We’d love to see what other moves he can turn out and dazzle us with. Too bad there’s not a porn-reality show called “So You Think You Can Fuck.” We’d stay glued to the screen for that.
Here’s two videos for comparison. What do you think? Is there a match?
The parents of Entourage star, Adrian Grenier (pronounced Gren-yay) met in a commune and never married. We only mention it because the actor’s humble hippy beginnings may help explain his rumored hygiene habits. According to LA Rag Mag the handsome youngster has smelly unwashed genitals that are uncut and chockfull of smarmy cheese. The star could just peel back his foreskin and wash or not allow his starfuckers to suck his cheesy ding, but instead he just leans back and smiles while his knob slobbers ease down the fromage:
Adrian’s such a ladies man he doesn’t have to shower, we know because we’ve had this danky complaint filed against him by not one of our Star Sluts…but TWO! One described it like this.
“We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he’s uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the…the SMELL. It was like he hadn’t showered in days, and that’s just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn’t take a shower and he’s uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like “Suck it up”.
L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn’t feel good?
HER: No..I …sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!
Case in point.
Last week we was having lunch with another girlfriend and somehow we got on the topic of Entourage and she cut me off to say:
You know my girlfriend gave him a blow job and said he had the worst smelling junk in the WOOOORLD!
Some girls have all the luck. Imagine, after a night of drinking
Boone’swith Adrian, to pull down his leotard and discover a full cheese and meat plate! Any woman who can’t handle the extra chunks of love waiting in his suck-me buffet must be an ingrate or not that hungry to begin with. Just kidding, we think it’s filthy and wonder why the star can’t afford soap. Of course, every actor needs something that makes them unique and maybe this is his signature sexual move, kinda like Diesel Washington’s cannonball or our Dirty Sanchez.26 Jul 09 18 Comments
Remember Luka, the On The Hunt model who hawked cock pills on late night TV? Our friends at the creatively named Gay Porn Blog has found him again on TV, this time on HBO’s True Blood as a resident in a vampire hotel. Maybe they thought him perfect for the role after seeing him get staked in the butt by Patrick “titty mag top” Bateman.
But while we’re at it, there’s been some other porn-TV crossovers recently. For one, Big Brother 11‘s buff, big-dicked Russell who got caught naked on the reality show’s “live feed” camera. What makes it twice as nice is that Russell’s developed a gym bromance with fellow beefcake Jessie.
You may also remember when we mocked d-bag Chris “6-gauge” Kummer who appeared in a Playgirl JO vid. Well, Tabloid Prodigy recently posted some nakey pics from another Daisy of Love “star”, appropriately named Tool Box. We like him much more than Kummer, but they’re nowhere near as cute as the gay couple forming on the UK’s Big Brother 11.
OK, that’s enough reality TV for one year. Now we’re gonna go clean our eyes with bleach.
All-American, golden pothead dolphin boy, Michael Phelps, reportedly deserves a gold medal for marathon fucking—that’s the way it happens in our fantasies, at least. Lucky for us he recently appeared in this low-rise swimsuit, giving us a nice bulge to zero-in on. We had our eyes on him throughout the 2008 Olympics. If he keeps it up, we’ll have our eyes on him throughout 2012 as well.
For more celebrity bulges, check out The Bulge Report.
Via Sticky.
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Not too long ago we announced MenAtPlay.com’s model search. And out of their 10 sizzling semi-finalists, ultra-hot blonde Levi Poulter, emerged as the winner. The 34-year-old professional model has starred in Abercrombie & Fitch and Ralph Lauren ads as well as in porn with big-dicked Marco Blaze (among others).
“With his modeling background Levi will be the ultimate addition to MenAtPlay and the perfect way to launch this new era for us,” said Adrian Wilkie from MenAtPlay.com. According to Wilkie, Levi’s already in London doing his first shoots and will work exclusively with MenAtPlay.com for the forthcoming year alongside some of their best models. Plus, the site’s relaunching in August with high-resolution stream and DRM-free downloads. It’ll also have an expanded community section with member video sharing.
For those of you drooling over Levi (yes, you Editor A), you should know that he has an ideal type when it comes to men. Here’s his response from a Beautiful Mag interview:
It all depends on the attitude for me, so I may see the guy I am about to describe and hate him if I don’t like his personality and attitude. That said, here goes: I like a guy that is not like me. A little shorter than me with darker features and dark hair. Thick and built. Not necessarily muscley. I like muscles but I prefer that he have thick thighs and chest… and maybe even a layer of fat over his abs. I want him to weigh more than me also. I really want to feel it when he lays on top of me or grabs me. Most of all proportionate. Bottom half matches the top. Do you want more details? Should we remove the clothes?
Sadly, he also has a boyfriend, but adds that he doesn’t have a preference over whether he tops or bottoms as long as he gets to lay down. But if you’re still hungry for more, you can check out his personal website or Model Mayhem page.
Earlier last week we shared some hot nakedness from two of Hogwart’s finest. One of those boys, Freddie Stroma (aka Cormac McLaggen) danced around in undies for ACNE Underwear. He’s back with another video for ACNE, this time doing acrobatics in the buff and his magical moves have us spellbound!
But for gay fans of the movie, here are two other treats! First, Gawker had a great rundown of the film’s gay undertones (without any spoilers):
Ron adores Harry, naturally. Ron’s always been uneasy around girls and it was chalked up to the fact that he’s clumsy goof. But in the sixth installment, Ron has become a bit of a strapping butch boy and he starts to get noticed by the girls. He plays along but really only lights up when he is around Harry. His supposed crush on Hermione is as lustful as nursing home bingo game. But when Harry’s in the room, Rupert Grint, who plays Ron, blushes, grins, his shoulders roll back and hips sway forward when he talks to Harry.
Daniel Radcliffe who has always played Harry a little fey, undulates and titters around Ron. At a quidditch tryout Ron needs to impress Harry in order to make the team. Harry’s eyes stayed locked on Ron as he straddles a broom. When Ron succeeds in blocking a score from the opposing team, Ron leans back on his broom, clutches the broom at its base and points it in Harry’s direction. Harry beams. It is a giant phallic broomstick in between his legs! C’mon people!
Also, there is a lot of touching and affection between the male teachers of Hogwartz and the boys. Whether it’s Snape, (Alan Rickman looks like a New Wave lesbian in a cape) who continually pushes his chest into Harry’s face. Or Professor Slughorn who longs for Harry’s attention and who Harry essentially seduces for information. Or Dumbledore, with his feminine affectation is such an obvious old queen.
There’s a whole closed cabinet/closed motiff too! At one point, Dumbledore confronts a young Voldemort about a literal flaming box of secrets in his closet!
And second, our friends over at Queerty posted a gay-porny of the trailer for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire—makes us want to grab an 11″ wand at Olivander’s and cast some ass-spells with a dick magician—say what?!
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