Poor Soulja Boy. He’s a rapper who’s already been accused of being gay when someone hacked his MySpace and released a totally fake sex tape of “him” getting head. It seems like a hacker may have struck again, this time by posting these hot boner pics on his Twitter page. It seems to be him and though it’s too bad his private pics got posted, at least he has one thing going for him—that fat dick! Man do we want a better look!
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Thanks to Gay Porn Blog for the pic.
Amid all the excitement with Michael Stipe and Georgia’s other gay indie rockers at GuysWithiPhones.com, we found other “celebrity” over there (to use the term loosely)—John Byrne.
According to Gay Porn Blog, “John Byrne, the host of the Dirty Dancing Official Dance Workout (which angry Tween reviewers on Amazon lament for being ‘nothing like the movie’ and ‘very cheesy.’ It sounds totally dumb, but the workout obviously works as Mr. Byrne looks pretty darned hot.
He’s pretty darned cute, eh (even if he does have gay dancer face)? Looks like GuysWithiPhones is the place for gay celebs to get some exposure. We’re big fans and noticed that they just added a Hall of Fame with their hottest men and celebrity shots—fun!
What’s the deuce is going on at Hogwart’s? First, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) is caught getting naked and blinding horses. Then, Cedric Diggory (Robert Pattinson) starts kissing men after class. Now Cedric’s been caught tucking his junk Buffalo Bill style and his classmate Cormac McLaggen (Freddie Stroma) is dancing in his underwear. They do force the Hogwart’s boys to all sleep in the same tower… Maybe the Weasley Twins cast a gay spell and it’s catching.
Actually, the screenshots above aren’t from a Harry Potter film. They’re from Pattinson’s film,Little Ashes where he plays gay love object, Salvador Dali. We’re not sure what the hell he’s doing in this scene (other than being a total fruit), but if you’re a big Cedric Diggory fan, you can also download the scene and find out.
Meanwhile, Freddie Stroma’s strutting his stuff in men’s skivvies for an ACNE Underwear promotional video. He’s not so great at Muggle dance moves, but it looks like he’s smuggling a pouch full of Floo Powder in that bulge of his. Maybe we can go down to Diagon Alley and he can put his broomstick inside our Leaky Cauldron. We’ve got Harry’s invisibility cloak so no one, not even Filch’s cat, will see. Related Features on QC: Robert Pattinson Is Dreamy… And He Cut His Hair! MenOver 30: Hairy Potter Harry Potter and the Black Leather Cunt Daniel Radcliffe Visible Penis Head
Thanks to OMG Blog for the Pattinson pics.
Unzipped media released this fun behind-the-scenes video of the Margaret Cho/Ricky Sinz Unzipped magazine cover photo shoot and it’s hilariously hot. Not only are the fashions over-the-top, but they also bust out the strap-ons and reins for some feminist pony play. That’s one hell of a strap-on, Margaret… we’re sure Sinz would be down for some fem-dom action as he’s versatile and openly bisexual. Margaret’s not only a good match because she’s a big gay advocate and half-insane (like Sinz) both stars have a “who-the-fuck-cares” attitude and some wicked tatts… what sex-drenched fun! The Unzipped blog got reactions from the two stars:
“I loved doing the shoot for Unzipped,” Margaret Cho said. “It is a tremendous honor to be the first woman on the cover, and I loved meeting Ricky Sinz. He was sweet and sexy–the most adorable porn star ever. I even had to write a song about it!”
For his part, Ricky was just as elated about the shoot. “When Unzipped magazine contacted me about doing a cover, I said, ‘Hell yes!’ I have always wanted to be on the cover of Unzipped, but when I was told it was with Margaret Cho, my jaw dropped to the floor. The shoot was a lot of fun. It was really laid back and everyone on the set was a lot of fun to work with. We had a chance to be really creative and try different styles and looks. I love any chance I get to do something new and different. It was definitely something I will remember forever.”
Alright junior detectives… grab Scooby and the gang because the mystery surrounding Michael Stipe’s pics on GuysWithiPhone continues. Last time we checked, Stipe had his boyfriend and a third mystery guest/hooker over in his bathroom for some naughty camera fun. Then, most recently, Perez Hilton took a closer look at twophotos recently posted on the site and found that one of the new pics is in fact Andy LeMaster, the openly gay-singer of the band Now It’s Overhead (and he’s packin’ heat in those Superman underoos… oh yes).
In a second picture, it seems as if Mr. LeMaster and an unidentified second guy took a split pic in the bathroom mirror. The change in hair between the two reflections makes it look like two separate people, but is it just one guy?
But here’s the twist. We discovered a very creepy third picture of a balding and paunchy guy in cowboy boots tucking his junk between his legs in a sort of “Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lambs” kind of way. It’s the sort of boner-killing shot that reminds us of chloroform and clown blowjobs. We thought nothing more until we noticed the weird yellow containers that pop up in all three pics. They seem deliberately placed to connect all the shots together… but what the hell are they?
One commentor on GuysWithiPhones said of the pic, “Oh Matt Nelson of A. Armada you didn’t. I didn’t know it was that kind of party.” But we compared the creepy iPhone pic to a more flattering band photo of A. Armada and couldn’t decide if it was him. The receding hairline and jaw-line match, but since his face is mostly covered, it’s a long shot to call it a match.
Both Now It’s Overhead and A. Armada come from Athens, Georgia (just like R.E.M.) which strengthens the probability that all three bands decided to create some web-buzz with naughty iPhone pics. But is it really Matt Nelson? How many arty fags did Michael Stipe have in his bathroom anyway—4? 5? 6? And what of the yellow containers? But most importantly, did everyone at Stipe’s apartment knock boots after the photo session? Exclude Buffalo Bill there and it’s enough to get our cocks stirring! Related Features on QC: Sites We Like: Guys With iPhones Lucas Vick Spotted On GuysWithiPhones.com RJ Danvers At GuysWithiPhones.com
After severalblogshavementioned that singer Duncan James of the UK boy band, Blue has admitted having “relationships with men as well as women,” we dug up some fruity photos of the poor-man’s Brad Pitt to share with you. No, it’s not like when Ricky Martin kinda sortaadmitted that “his heart could belong to a man or a woman”—Mr. James has definitively came out as bi.
The 31-year-old said: “I was living a secret life. I went through a process of asking what the f*** am I? Am I gay? Am I straight? Am I bi? That’s why I was so frightened about talking. Now, in my early 30s, I know who I am and I’m proud of who I am. I don’t want to hide anymore. Duncan revealed he had his first relationship with a man back in 2001 when Blue were celebrating their first three No1 hits. The dad-of-one explained how up until then he had never been intimate with a man and had been happy having girlfriends.
He said: “But I met a guy. He was my friend at first but we took the friendship to the next level. Up until that point I’d never had those feelings towards a guy before. But this person came into my life and put a spanner in the works. I definitely loved him. It was my first experience like that. I never believed I could have those feelings for a guy. It had been so closed to me being a strict Catholic.”
He continued, ‘I’m sure a lot of gay people would be put off with the thought of having sex with a woman. It’s not like that for me. I still find women attractive. ‘I don’t feel it’s harder to be with a guy. This has been my life now for a long time. It’s not a big deal to me anymore. But I’ve slept with way more women than me.”
One blog in particular has called James, “the man with the biggest knob in pop” and in the interest of journalistic integrity (re: cum), we’d like some photographic proof. Hell, we can say that we’re smuggling the Holy Grail, Jimmy Hoffa, and Bigfoot in our briefs, but without pics it’s just baseless. You just can’t go around saying “such-and-such obscure pop star has a soup can cock” all willy-nilly and cause a rash of distracting boners. That’s irresponsible social journalism. What’re a bunch of cock-starved music lovers with blue balls to do? Oh well, there’s always Pete Wentz’s cock (too bad Pete’s straight…).
We have it on very good authority that openly gay R.E.M. frontman, Michael Stipe, is a ripe bitch when it comes to dating. Lucky for the high-maintenance diva, he’s found love in the arms of Thomas Dozol, a young Francophile photographer who forms one-half of their Isherwood-Bachardyesque coupling. Dozol’s Brooklyn hipster vibe and Stipe’s art daddy style make them an attractive couple.
So while you were preparing to grill cheeseburgers with your mom on the Fourth of July, Stipe and Dozol apparently logged into GuysWithiPhones.com around 10am and posted some cheeky bathroom shots with an unknown third. Did they invite a cute friend over for an impromptu art project or is their “friend,” in fact, A HOOKER!!!!1!!!! brought over for some indoor fireworks? We’d totally fuck Dozol and eat the ass of their furry friend. Plus, below his bush Stipe’s probably packing a thick M60 with lots of bang! Just imagine the show these firecrackers could put on—KA-POW!!
The pics look very much like Stipe and his boy. But ohnotheydidn’t (who gave us a heads up on this story) isn’t so sure:
Would you publicize that you had a 3-way if you were famous? What about admitting that you cruise a sleazy website like GuysWithiPhones?
First off, if we were famous, sure. Why not? R.E.M.’s already a globe-stomping band, it’s not like a couple of dumb iPhone pics are gonna bring Stipe and his sensitive songsmiths to their knees. And secondly, about ohnotheydidn’t calling GuysWithiPhones “a sleazy website”… if it’s so “sleazy” what were you doing on there?
Thanks also to The Selby for the apartment pics.
We’ve given gay sci-fi fanboys lots to celebrate recently. Between Mr. Spock, Zachary Quinto’s massive bulge; James T. Kirk, Chris Pine’s log; and Pine’s naked rendering by Male Ero Painter we’re sure our adorkable sci-fi fans have kept one hand on the mouse and on on their cocks. Today, we add another log onto the dork bonfire with screen caps from last night’s Torchwood, showing openly gay Scottish-American actor, John Barrowman as as Captain Jack Harkness shackled and naked on the Dr. Who spinoff.
He plays an alien leader of the humans task force against alien invasion, but seems to have gotten captured in the process. His punishment? Being tied up and having a long, thick hose pushed into his hole to splatter his body with wet man goo. Sounds like something out of Straight Hell. Sadly, they concealed his fun bits with a cleverly placed X on the surveillance camera and extra grey goo splatter on his thigh, but you can still tell the guy’s packing heat and trims but does not shave.
Of course, Barrowman’s no stranger to nude danger. He’s not only snogged hot male co-stars on-camera, but the married actor has also made out and dropped trou with another co-star in-person at a sci-fi conference. He’s even rumored to get naked regularly on set saying, “I’m a true believer that sex is not dirty, it’s not bad, and that we should all lighten up a bit. We’re all brought up to think that it’s naughty, but it’s not. That’s why I get my balls out on set.”
Margaret Cho is not only the first mainstream celebrity to grace the cover of Unzipped magazine, she’s the first woman ever to appear on the face of an Unzipped Media publication.
“Margaret Cho transcends sexual stereotypes. The energy and sex appeal Margaret and Ricky bring to the article is amazing. The photos are electric, and we’re thrilled to have two iconic sexual adventurers on the cover of our ‘Hot Issue,'” said Dustin Tyner, Group Publisher for Unzipped Media.
Chris Ward, President of Raging Stallion Studios, agrees: “What an exciting cover! Ricky Sinz has finally been put in his place, and it took Margaret Cho to do it. Ricky is a major talent, and he’s going to go very far in the entertainment industry. As for Ms. Cho—we are going to adopt her as our official Raging Stallion Super Bitch. We love her!”
Yes, Shia LaBeouf’s underwhelming bad-boy performances inIndiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and in both Transformers have earned him the nickname of Shia LaDouche, but who gives a damn about his acting? We’re more interested in his tattoos, drunk driving charges, and admission that he’s “not extremely well-endowed.”
We’re not sure if that means he’s packing a Lady’s Special or something smaller, but his bulge above leads us to believe he’s packing a curved cock that would probably fit well into our mouths. He seems annoyed with his friend, but maybe he’s trying to shoo him away because he always gets boners when they touch. Shia’s straight, sadly, but he’s also an actor, so maybe he’s just acting straight. We’d act like fans if it got us any closer to his “not extremely well-endowed” penis. Let us be the judge of that, Shia.
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Thanks to The Sword for the pic.
Between the Neverland Ranch, Bubbles the chimp, and his inexplicable admission that he enjoys having children sleep in his bed, the King of Pop was undeniably queer. But gay? Yes, yes… we know that there’ve already been questions about his alleged drug addiction and botched autopsy, but you can bet there’ll be many more rumors and stories swirling around before the King’s funeral.
An article from The Daily Mail suggests that Michael not only had a prescient sense of his death but also was sleeping with a male construction worker, cross-dressing for trysts in sleazy Las Vegas motels, and taking pictures:
It is clear to me that Michael was homosexual and that his taste was for young men, albeit not as young as Jordan Chandler or Gavin Arvizo [the children Jackson was accused of molesting].
In the course of my investigations, I spoke to two of his gay lovers, one a Hollywood waiter, the other an aspiring actor. The waiter had remained friends, perhaps more, with the singer until his death last week. He had served Jackson at a restaurant, Jackson made his interest plain and the two slept together the following night. According to the waiter, Jackson fell in love.
The actor, who has been given solid but uninspiring film parts, saw Jackson in the middle of 2007. He told me they had spent nearly every night together during their affair – an easy claim to make, you might think. But this lover produced corroboration in the form of photographs of the two of them together, and a witness.
Other witnesses speak of strings of young men visiting his house at all hours, even in the period of his decline. Some stayed overnight.
When Jackson lived in Las Vegas, one of his closest aides told how he would sneak off to a ‘grungy, rat-infested’ motel—often dressed as a woman to disguise his identity—to meet a male construction worker he had fallen in love with.
Keep in mind, we mean no disrespect—we love Michael Jackson! He’s a phenomenal artist whose uncompromising vision has irrevocably effected art, culture, and life in general the world over. His art’s undoubtedly more important than his sexuality. But we’re curious about this photographic evidence. Will gay pics of the moonwalker emerge in the coming days?
And for those still depressed about his death, maybe this should make you smile: he’s gonna be plastinated with his chimp, Bubbles, and the two will spend the rest of their lives together in plastinated paradise! Michael and Bubbles—2GETHER 4EVER!!
Between his awesome interview about racism and porn in MOC blog and the above video mourning the death of Michael Jackson, self-acclaimed “King of Kink,” Wolf Hudson has revealed himself to be a quite an articulate and sensitive guy. Hell, Jackson’s death even shut Diesel Washington up, and that guy never shuts up.
For those also mourning the King of Pop, Queerty posted a small collection of quotes from other gay pop icons about his death and the well-hung gay folk-singer and Margaret Cho groupie, Jay Brannan made a small video saluting Jackson’s Man In The Mirror. You can see Brannan’s video as well as video of Hudson dancing naked to a Jackson song, after the jump!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled porn to bring you an American political scandal! There’s an irresponsible bigited hypocrite who just took a giant dump on his family, state, and career. Meet the GOP 2012 Presidential hopeful, Governor of South Carolina Mark Sanford. A former Eagle Scout who recently went missing for six days without telling anyone his whereabouts (timeline).
His aides thought he might be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but he was in fact (ta-dah!) cheating on his wife—the woman who helped launch his political career and gave birth to his four children—with a corporate businesswoman in Argentina! Over Father’s Day even (sorry, boys)! The State broke the story and even shared the steamy e-mail exchanges between Sanford and his spicy South American mistress. They’re quite romantic… no, really.
First, from Sanford:
Dearest,
You are glorious and I hope you really understand that. You do not need a therapist to help you figure your place in the world. You are special and unique and fabulous in a whole host of ways that are worth a much longer conversation. To be continued …
Then from Maria:
My beloved, (hope you also change the dearest …)
I’am (sic) reading your last two mails sitting outside with a great seaview here in Ilhabela, a beautiful island near Sao Paulo. Have been thinking of you while watching the beautiful blue sea (a) great part of my day and remembering with a great smile on my face, the time we had spent together. As I told you before, you brought happiness and love to my life and (I) will take you forever in my heart. I wasn’t aware till we met last week, the strong feelings I had for you, and believe me, I haven’t felt this since I was in my teen ages, when afterwards I got married. I do love you, I can feel it in my heart, and although I don’t know if we’ll ever be able to meet again this has been the best that has happened to me in a long time You made me realized (sic) how you feel when you realy (sic) love somebody and how much you want to be beside the beloved. Last Friday I would had stayed embrassing (sic) and kissing you forever…
Two weeks ago we shared theBroadway Bares promo pics. We didn’t get a chance to go, but were lucky enough to find some from pics the actual event. It looks Moulin Rouge crazy! Never have we seen so many attractive men wearing so much eyeliner all packed into one place!
if you like what you see here, there’s more pics and videos after the jump!
Thanks to AfterElton, Theatermania, Queerty, and Sticky contributors Boys in the Sun and BoyCulture for the pics.
Via Sticky.
Sooprise, sooprise. Looks like gossip rag, TV Aqui trumped up Ricky Martin’s alleged bisexuality just to create buzz (pot-kettle black?). If you remember, last week we ran TV Aqui’s cover reporting that the Latin man-candy “accepts that his heart could belong to a male or female.” Looks like that conclusion was milked out of a bone dry response basically telling the interviewer that he wouldn’t talk about his sexuality.
Well, the Bisexuality Examiner of examiner.com, Mike Szymanski (yes, quite a stupid job title) chatted with the TV Aqui interviewer Saudy Rivera this weekend and asked her if Ricky used the B-word:
“No, he didn’t say that,” she replied to me. “What he said was: “The heart of Ricky Martin… if it belong to a male or a female… I have never talked about it.” Her question was: “To whom does Ricky Martin’s heart belong?”
We’re not shocked. But adding to the lameness is that the same magazine also ran a poll asking what readers thought of Ricky Martin’s alleged bisexuality and one of the options was “He’s All Man.”
Now we don’t wanna get all butt-sore about a dumb celebrity poll, but even if Ricky Martin was the biggest ass-queen of all time it shouldn’t make him any less of a man. In fact, after seeing some power bottoms swallow parking cones, entire fists, and cinderblocks with their anuses, we consider their asses a million times more manly than ours (our asses are lined with pink silk roses).
After that, we wondered just what the hell else a “bisexuality examiner” examines and found this weird list of headlines: Cockroaches make great bisexual dads Bi penguin couple become parents at German zoo Ted Casablanca talks bisexual shenanigans among ‘Twilight’ cast New book calls Paul Newman a bi guy, confirming secret affair with James Dean
We know bisexuals get a bad rap as dirty hippies who’ll sleep with anything, androgynous glam rockers, timid celebs who still want mass appeal, and self-promoters who see bisexuality as a stylish marketing angle. But maybe the world of bisexuality’s crazier than we thought. Of course, if you want any of that here, it’s QCX for you.
