You may remember the rapping “drag-terrorist” Christeene and her raunchy video for “Fix My Dick”. She’s a mess of a man who calls her ass a pussy and calls her dick a tube steak. Anyhow, she’s back and encouraging folks to drop it in someone’s “buh-ho.” Don’t back down from the brown, cuz’ Christeene is ready to go to pound town. Heck, she’s even willing to crawl up in a colon herself with her two hairy and beefy studs—an insanely dirty scene that you won’t believe!
OK, so it’s not an ad for beer so much as an ad for a boot-shaped beer glass, but it’s still gay as blazes! The techno music, metal-studded shades, and shirtless beefcake in lederhosen got us hooked. Just one problem–apart from the guy drinking mayonnaise that is–we’re almost certainly not their target audience. Oh well… bottoms up!
Late night funnywoman Chelsea Handler mentioned QueerClick on her show for our expose of the porn connection between The King’s Speech-UK Naked Men. We received no actual award for our ace investigative journalism (unless you count the reacharound we gave to ourselves after we hit the publish button), but getting a shout-out on her show is like an award in and of itself—a very tipsy, cursey, vokda-scented award. We’ve put it after the jump for your wonder and envy. Thanks Chelsea!
Yes, Gavin Waters can do the white swan, but can he do the black swan? Whatever happened to our sweet boy? “HE’S GONE!!!!”
For a hilarious Black Swan makeup tutorial, watch the video after the jump!
Honey badger may sound like a cute pet name for your cranky boyfriend, but think again! Real honey badgers are hungry little bastards that just take what they want. Randall the gay narrator knows all about it and he’s here to tell just just how crazy these creatures can be! African killer bees? Deadly cobras? Honey badger don’t give a shit. We bet your boyfriend’s not nearly this badass.
And if you like Randall’s take on honey badgers, see what he has to say about the disgusting American bullfrog after the jump!
We already know how many of youuse animals for sexual pleasure. Don’t worry… you’re not alone. In fact, you can add Randy Blue’s Chip Tanner to the man-on-animal love train. He’s been thinking about this whole “consent” thing and he’s not even sure if he’s mentally competent enough to consent to sex with himself! Does that mean that every time he masturbates he rapes himself?!! Probably, especially considering the fact that he already has cybersex with himself.
We love Chip because he really is a never-ending bowl of crazy in the best way. He juggles on behalf of sexually humiliated teens, jiggles his booty for gender equality, talks directly to God, and he even considered killing and fucking his sister (in that order) for Christmas. So does it surprise us that he wants to let the fur fly with his favorite stuffed animal? Nah… plushies exist and his videos always inspire a jaw-dropping “no you didn’t” response! As long as he keeps having sex with men on camera, he can fuck all the teddy bears he wants—GO CHIP, GO!
Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this insanely awesome video of two flying ninjas hate-fucking one another. The male ninja has a one-foot-six-inch cock and some incredible moves like the “Invincible Wheel” and “Power Screw.” He can even slam a fuck someone while soaring through the air, balancing on a bamboo stalk, or burrowing underground like Bugs Bunny. And his cum shot? Forget it. You’re not even one-twentieth the sexual superhero that he is. Maybe he gets all his magical penis powers from his mystical mustache and ponytail!
Daniel Tosh is the dorky twink host with his own internet meme show Tosh.0. In the show he watches popular web videos and then interviews the people behind them. Occasionally though he makes his own internet fodder like this last week when he and four of his friends downed a viagra to see which one of them would pop a chub to hardcore gay porn. We’re pretty sure that at least one of his pals got hard watching Leather Daddy Fist Party. He probably just adjusted himself to avoid outing himself as bisexual on American cable.
PS. Watching this makes you gay.
A new ad rumored to be a 30-second Dorito’s spot for the Super Bowl includes all the things gay men like: classical music, muscular men sitting next to each other in a steam room, and one of those men going for the other one’s sack. Yeah, Dorito’s will still leave cheese dust on your fingers and the breath of a taco-eating freak, but the unexpected ending of this ad will either have you loving them or feeling more creeped out by them then ever.
We already have a permanent hard-on for outdoor survivalist Bear Grylls, but there have gotta be some tricks that even he doesn’t know—like how to catch a fish with your man-worm. Be warned, this trick is for advanced naturalists… and you may wanna bring a magazine… or a hooker.
Republicans. They conspire on how fuck gays all the time (legislatively speaking), so it’s only fair that we spend time thinking about fucking them too. We already lusted over the GOP electoral candidates in Vanity Fair‘s Red Meat calendar, but now DaddyHunt.com has clad ten red state all-stars in leather for your BDSM dreams. Aaron Shock, Rand Paul. Marc Rubio, and Scott Brown—better watch your asses because we certainly are.
BTW, according to Joe.My.God. the music in the clip is the 1979 leather dance anthem “Walk The Night” by the Skatt Bros, who were like a Canadian version of Village People.
We’ve already given youthe best dating advice we can think of for personal sites and even shown you some of the studs behind those sizzling online ads. But if you’re still striking out in the online dating world, you could always go on Craigslist’s “Missed Connections” section and try to contact that dark handsome stranger you saw yesterday in the park. Just y’know… make sure that they’re actually gay and not a crackhead before you try and reach them.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out in US theaters today, but remix artist Cassetteboy has edited together the trailer you really wanna see—one where the boy wizard comes onto older men, gets a blowjob from Mad Eye Moody, and fondles his 11-inch wand much to Hermione’s disgust. Cassetteboy already created mini-audiobooks forHarry Potter and The Black Leather Cunt and Harry Potter and The Underage Blowjob, but of course, we’ve been pointing out all the gay sex going down at Hogwarts for years now.
