You might not expect an old Jewish lady to know a lot about cock, but Tracey Ullman is not your typical lady. In her sketch comedy show State of the Union Ullman plays an Indian pharmacist who really knows her way around Viagra. In fact, maybe she’s a little too knowledgable. After all, when was the last time your druggist performed a Bollywood dance number while suggesting you stab a pencil into your dong? Probably never, unless you have a real crappy health insurance plan—sorry Americans.
We’d never heard of the Ukrainian groupKazaky but the bumping, grinding, sweat-drenched muscleboys in their video for In The Middle certainly caught our attention; especially since most of the guys in the video are wearing high heels. Get a load of those abs and bulges, boys! And while the fierce choreography almost made us burst into flames, we had a feeling we’d seen it before—namely in “the YES Dance” from the straight comedic dancer Robert James Hoffman III. Looks like hot men and flashy moves are always de la mode!
There’s a bitchy saying that goes, “Women are half the reason I became gay; men are the other half.” It’s true, women are complicated. Sometimes they wanna keep a hot man all to themselves, dressed only in underwear and tied in the basement. Other times they wanna just want a piece of you—no… we mean like a literal piece.
Take Vince Ferelli for instance. He’s found himself the ideal woman. She’s a sexy red head who is good with knives, and can cook. Sadly she wants a piece of Vince Ferelli’s ass. We can empathize, but what she does with it is CRAY-CRAY!!! Hooray for bisexuality and all, but let this be a warning to straight-for-pay porn stars—sometimes hooking up with a woman can literally cost you an arm and a leg.
Actually, it’s just a teaser for a horror flick called Mother’s Blood. But still, we haven’t heard him scream this much since he got fucked by.
Brett Favre’s penis not onlymade it onto QC this week but also onto an animated Taiwanese news segment. Not only did they did they make him look cartoon sexy but they also turned the creepy story of him harassing women with unsolicited cock pics into something amusing, kinda like a Tex Avery cartoon where the insatiable poon-wolf chases down every piece of tail he sees. The only drawback? Favre’s real-life antics could end in a lawsuit.
Now for your enjoyment, here’s a video of Favre getting socked in the dinger with a football—live by the sport, die by the sport.
This week, a muscle cutie named Craigery Morgan lip synched Kristin Wiig’s part in the Saturday Night Live “Surprise Party” sketch and got over 2 millions views in just a few days. We already liked his hot body and crazy facial expressions, but we then we found hispicson GuysWithiPhones and fell heels over head in lust with him!
You can watch the original SNL sketch here or here, but we also have his viral video below as well as his thank you. In his thank you vid, he says that he’ll do his best to satisfy his fans’ requests. Well, we’ve got a few requests, we’d like him to fill… um, we mean fulfill.
Not all of us can be mega-hung like Chad Hunt. So we have to resort to other measures, like taking pills that make us grow extra penises all over our body.
Candy Magazine is “the first transversal style magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” They state that “Never before in history, have men and women had so many opportunities for body modification, or so many ways to change their appearance from head to toe: from the softest options like make up, to permanent transformations courtesy of the surgeons’ knife.” And to celebrate the 1,000 copies of their second ever 337-page issue, they’ve dressed up American actor James Franco in drag… and he looks fierce!
Dodai at Jezebel offered insight into why Franco continues dabbling in gay artwork even though he identifies as heterosexual:
James Franco has been exploring sexuality for sometime — his art show included lots of male genitalia; in his student film he “dashes” through the Louvre wearing a penis on his nose. He did an interview with The Advocate, the world’s leading gay news source. He’s played gay men, and directed movies about gay men. He says he’s not gay, but he certainly seems interested in sexual identity, gender and self-expression through performance art.
We actually found him pretty damned adorable as Harvey Milk’s lover in Milk—swimming naked in a pool with that curly hair and moustache—but any guy comfortable enough to don some serious drag and make it look this good definitely turns us on. You can keep on the dress, leather gloves, and jewels James. Hell, bring the cigarette and mascara too. Just as long as we get to sit in your lap, we’re yours!
Not only can Chip Tannertalk directly to God, have cyber sex with himself, dance for gender equality, and vomit on command, he also has mad-crazy juggling skills and a soft spot for sexually humiliated teens. So while Dan Savage and other celebrities make videos reassuring bullied teens that “It Gets Better”, Chip gets busy showing off his gymnastic skill in a children’s playground and writing cryptic quotes in Sharpee grafitti on his apartment wall—it’s amazing and troubling at the same time, especially since two of the kids end their tales of shame with LOL.
We don’t know whether we feel horny, impressed, confused, or sad watching this video, but we sure ain’t Laughing Out Loud.
You may know Justin Long as “the Mac” from Apple’s I’m A Mac commercials, but we know him as the gay porn star Brandon St. Randy from the 2008 comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Long is appearing in a rom-com called Going the Distance alongside his ex Drew Barrymore. And while the movie looks totally whatever, it does have Long showing lots of skin in a semi-nude spray-tanning scene that looks almost yummy enough to make us wanna shell out eight bucks to see it the. Well… maybe not. Actually, we’d rather pay money to see Brandon St. Randy in his new film:
Scissors Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears spends his shows strutting his stuff in lycra, leather, and fishnet stockings while the hot lights glare and his ass-mazing music blares. It’s no wonder he gets so sweaty that he has to strip down to a G-string in front of his audience—otherwise the sexbot would overheat, malfunction, and there’d be no more albums. So while most fans gladly took in the sight of Shears flaunting his furry ball sack during a live show, one man left absolutely mortified; the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl. He’s now planning on suing everyone for $75 million for pain and mental anguish… everytime he closes his eyes, he has the image of Shears’ balls seered into his mind. Curse or blessing?
For more celebrity bulges, check out Cinemale, Male Celebrities, and The Bulge Report! Jake Shears cuts up on QC: QCA Music Quickie: If You Want It Any Which Way, OMD and Scissor Sisters’ Have You Covered Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Cuts Loose For Tetu Mag Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Has A Rentboy Profile!
Hey guys! It’s your ol’ pal Chinpoko back with a new cheeky question—you know you love ’em. In our last Chinpoko pool I asked if you’d ever pay for sex. 79% of you would never get an “escort” either because you’re too poor, still feel shame, or prefer masturbating the same way you did in high school. That means the other 21% of you will probably visit Rentboy.com as soon as you’re done reading this. Hey if you’re buying, I give a mean cock slap… just sayin’.
Anyway, a little while ago I heard about an arty gay porn featuring young, scruffy New York hipsters called I Want Your Love. I watched the trailer and saw the pictures and let me tell you, it looks hot, Hot, HOT!!! So hot that I started fantasizing about fucking my own hot guy on camera. How great is it to know your sexy ass gets off thousands of men? PATA, PATA!!!
But how about you? Would you ever do porn (either professionally, in an arty movie, or on an amateur pay-cam site like XTube)? Lemme know. And if you wanna see some hot pics from I Want Your Love, just click after the jump! If you like young otters, you’ll enjoy them. PATA!
Porn stars Chris Porter and Kennedy Carter both signed as Raging Stallion exclusives around the same time, so it makes sense that they would dance around together in their undies from time to time. And thank Sweet Baby J that Porter pulled in Alessio Romero to couch dancing to Salt and Pepa’s Push It, because the man is electric sex. We’d love to see him “push it” into Porter’s mouth, but alas YouTube has “standards” (whatever those are).
And just for good measure, we’re also putting this INSANELY HOT VIDEO of Playgirl model Greg McKeon dancing dick slang in West Hollywood to Deadmau5’s Arguru. If you haven’t seen this hot stud naked, DO IT NOW. We swear to fuck this is the hottest video on YouTube right now. Via
Just when you thought that Reese Rideout (aka “Berry”) had shown you the gayest car washing video ever comes an even gayer one. If some over-sexed Latin twink started rubbing his sudsy body all over our Mini, we’d be grateful but would probably have to ask “Who the hell are you again? You know I’m not paying you, right?” And then we’d try to sleep with him because that’s how we roll.
39-year-old American actor Jonathan Daniel Hamm plays the enigmatic advertising executive Don Draper in the AMC drama series Mad Men. In the series, he has a troubled past that he frequently covers up with scotch. But there’s something all the scotch in the world won’t cover up—the pork hiding in Hamm’s pants.
Seriously, that beast leans to the right it only get worse (or better) because Hamm apparently wears boxers. If you don’t watch Mad Men, his bulge might encourage you to start. And if you’re behind, you can catch up by watching the video below (NO SPOILERS, we promise).
We’re pretty sure this video will get pulled from YouTube very soon, so spot the dick while you can kiddies (HINT: it’s on the left side of the stage). via
