It’s time for you and your penis to have a heart-to-hard on. Things haven’t been working out lately. In the old days all you needed was some porn and lube to get off to a good start. These days he’s gotten rather uncooperative. But maybe it’s your fault. Have you ever thought about how he feels when you go around sticking him in weird places? And what about hygiene?
These two cute fellas did a country song about man’s best friend and getting in touch with your first love. It’s cute and even though there’s audio of some VJs laughing over it, you’ll probably find yourself snickering too and wanting to make nice with the little man in your life.
I Love You Philip Morris is a film about a con-man (Jim Carrey) who gets thrown in jail and falls in love with the titular character (Ewan McGregor). The film hasn’t been released yet—although the trailer’s available—but it has been praised for it’s frank depiction of gay romance and man sex… and that’s something we can all get behind! Viva cinema!
We tracked down this scene of Jim Carrey slamming a muscle daddy and had to share it with you. It’s not as graphic as we’d like of course, but compared to everything else on QC, what is?
Big Brother contestant turned porn pupSteven Daigle was one of the bazillion finalists vying to be Fleshjack’s new spokestud. As we all know Brent Corrigan, Brent Everett, and Pierre Fitch won. But this news—coldly delivered to Steven at the bar before the Grabbys Awards even started sent—sent him into a bit of a drunken meltdown on Twitter.
According to Jason Sechrest:
“[Daigle] essentially told Fleshjack “Fuck you!” and said they would pay for the publicity he sent them via VoteforSteven.com, that they will never get any PR again and that he had thrown his own Fleshjack out of the hotel window at the Hard Rock… because “it was a piece of shit.”
Daigle has since deleted his Tweets (lame) but he did take a second to respond to his other bad behavior at the awards show in full. In fact, we’ll just let him tell you about it:
Now I am new to this whole porn industry and in general I seem to always be trusting and look for the best in everyone, even though so many people in porn seem to have a very jaded attitude and aren’t afraid to tell you about it. While mingling with people prior to the awards beginning I got my first ‘oh shit’ moment when I was told by a fellow porn model, “LOL, you actually think your gonna win, I know who the winners are and you are not one of them, I have known for a while.” I inquired how this could be because Fleshjack had been assuring me that it was a secret and nobody would know until it was announced, at which point I was then told “why do you think so many big names were nominated, they all campaigned and got tons of PR for Fleshjack, they already knew who they wanted the models to be.” Thus began my tailspin! I then began fishing for information and a second porn model informed, in not exactly the same words but close enough, that I was for sure not going to win.
As wrong as it might have been I made the choice to drink myself into a stooper and as the winners were announced I basically lost it ‘literally’ and behaved very badly.
You see, Steve had worked extra hard to win by dressing up in a white speedo and masturbating his unconscious friend in public. All this just so you fans would know how much he loves Fleshjack. And how did you repay him? YOU LET HIM LOSE!!! Gawwwhd!
Daigle made sure to give props to the three winning Fleshjack models and mention that he meant to rail against the contest, not them. But he also acknowledges that his bad behavior that night “probably burned bridges and ruined relationships because of some drunken decisions and hear say.” However, he “would like to go on the record and say to those who decided to personally bash me based on my actions that I really don’t give a shit what you think.”
Nicely done, Steven. He says that as far as the porn industry goes he’s still an “infant learning to walk” which is creepy because that means that Adam Killian has officially fucked an infant. Different strokes, we guess. But before you decide to fly into another mad rage, Mr. Daigle, and throw other sex toys out of your hotel window, the wise Mr. Sechrest has a bit of advice for newcummers:
Never take awards too seriously. We have more of them than ever right now so if you do, you’ll be driven (literally) crazy. There is no longer an awards season in porn. It’s going all year round from companies who have now discovered they can use awards to get porn stars and companies to promote their own sites. If you don’t want to play their game, don’t play into it.
Amen sister. We like you Steven, so take care of yourself. You don’t want to get a reputation as unstable crazy man (like Diesel Washington) do you?*
*Admittedly Diesel’s erratic antics only make us want him more, so crazy away, Steve.
Fleshjack’s new posterboyBrent Corrigan and Matthew Rush have both shown their hard cocks in DC FUK!T’s ads before. And now they’re appearing in the same ad and breaking sodomy and statutory rape laws in the process; but they’re both cute, so shut up.
Coach Rush wants to teach young Corrigan a hard lesson in safe sex, but Corrigan already knows his stuff. Yet when it comes to putting that knowledge in action, the camera cuts away! What the—? We know the 1950s were way uptight, but what cock teases! Oh well, we still get a nice look at Corrigan’s delicious cock and Rush’s tight fuckable ass.
Plus, we also learned a few things along the way: 1) We should have failed a sex ed test to get our high school coach to show us his ass. 2) We gotta stop fucking with motor oil. 3) We uncut boys should pull back our foreskins before putting on condoms.
Wait a second…has anyone else heard of this rule? We’ve never done that and we’ve always gotten our nut off safely. Have we been playing an unwitting game of anal Russian Roulette? Anyone in the know please school us; we’ll show you our asses in return.
Remember Twinklight, the Twilight twink porn parody that we mentioned a bazillion years ago? Well it’s finally getting released and it’s got all sorts of twinks you’ve never heard of like Krys Perez, Skyelr Bleu, Jayden Ellis, Levon Meeks, Ethan Storm, and more. From the look of it the film promises to have lots of fake smoke, plastic fangs, and emo boys fucking in candlelight—oh yeah and gallons upon gallons of dark red corn syrup.
Of course, Twilight didn’t need a gay porn parody to make it any gayer than it already is. The star of the original film is already “allergic to vaginas”, his co-star is a CK underwear model, and the heartthrob in the sequel prefers wolfboys to women. Having boys make out and fuck on screen merely brings the film’s homoerotic encoding to the surface, which is fine by us. We’ll squeal like teenage girls just to see hot vampire manboys sucking and staking each other on screen.
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The popular television series LOST ended last night—turns out it was all a dream—just kidding. But instead of losing their heads, the LOST fans at New York Magazine found a bunch of scenes with shirtless actors from the show and set them in a minute long video with porn music—boom-chicka-wow-wow! Now you can see Matthew Fox, Daniel Dae Kim, Josh Halloway, Dominic Monaghan, Henry Ian Cusick, and more of the show’s hunky multi-racial stars getting shirtless and imagine them getting gay together. You LOST fans might wanna find some lube next.
Beloved QC tipster Kelly recently watched the James Bond movie You Only Live Twice and took this yummy still of Sean Connery as the international man of action relaxed in a warm bath. But Mr. Bond only seems relaxed because if you look closer you can see that he’s actually packing double-o-seven inches and is ready for action. Any dastardly spy who wants to get a piece of Bond better watch his ass because Bond’s cocked, loaded, and shoots to thrill.
Did Connery jerk himself off so he’d be a big man on camera or did the director make Connery spank it for the ladies? Either way, we’re loving Bond’s big golden gun. So much that if we were Pussy Galore or Octopussy, we’d crawl into that bath and start playing with his Thunderballs until he came all over Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix. And for the rest of our lives we’d remember The Spy That Loved Me.
OK, OK… enough with the dumb movie title puns. Connery’s known for being a bit of a blowhard now, but it’s awesome that he’s so well hung. In fact he’s still a sexy wolf and we’d love James Bondage to tie us up like a hostage. So to celebrate we’ve added Pansy Dvision’s James Bondage. If you haven’t heard it or have fantasies of finding your own double agent sending you some cock From Russia with Love, then give the tune a spin while jerking-off to the shots above.
Jake Shears, the openly gay lead singer of Scissor Sisters, posed semi-nude for the French gay pop mag, Tetu… and are we glad he did. Who knew he was such a smoking little hottie? If you’ve ever seen him perform live, then you probably did because he and his bandmates will often strip down naked during their shows. We’re loving his muscular chest, the teasing pubes reaching up from his crotch, and that small ass crack showing the last shot—he certainly knows how to keep his fans wanting more!
That being said, the band’s new album Night Work gets released June 28th. And because you’re so awesome, here’s a video for their first single Fire With Fire. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna go masturbate to printed images of Jake Shears, spank you very much.
Ooooo, Francois Sagat always pops up in all sorts of crazy art projects, but this time a fan’s made a crazy art project about him! Unzipped said the photos are Sagat’s childhood photos with Britney Spears and Madonna magazine covers. The song’s awesome but also a bit dark, but what else did you sexpect from the guy who’s been in twozombie porns, a crucifixion painting and a Saw movie?
You know that Francois Sagat is always down for a quirky art project. So it’s no surprise that a certain “Francois S.” happened to pop up in a French music video for a song called Crocodile Tears. What is surprising however is the horrible wig he put on for it. We mean, he still looks incredibly hot but only because you can still make out his phenomenal body underneath his skimpy t-shirt. We won’t ruin the ending (namely because we don’t understand the French in the song), but it wraps up with some sassy streetwalker giving Mr. S the stink-eye. Walk it off, S, walk it off.
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Ever been told to “man-up and grow a pair?” We have (thanks, grandma). But testicles don’t grow on trees, y’know. That’s where openly bisexual comedian John Leguizamo steps in and has he got a deal for you! He’s gonna give you a pair of brass-hard balls and even throw in the veins and the hair for free. Now you can let your ass slappers and good fellas hang with pride! Now go ask for that raise and start shit with that turd burglar who’s been giving you the fuck-eye at the local—kickass!
The Zac Efron of gay pornBrent Corrigan is back with another message for you would-be barebackers. Your dick is like a magical wand that can cast all sorts of spells! Just replace the words “cast” with “spread” and “spells” with “god-awful diseases” and you’ll understand what we mean.
Corrigan has already done a PSA for DCFUK!T once before, but in this one Corrigan fucks his bizarro twin and injects his ass with a Hepatitis A vaccine. Whether it’s hotter than his last one if up to you, but it’s definitely more informative.
Take one look at this commercial and tell us that The Boy From Oz isn’t gayer than Christmas. If Hugh Jackman gets this excited sipping from a long, hard shaft of dark-colored sweetness, imagine how worked up Wolverine must get when he has a adamantium-strength man-dong in his steely grip. Stop performing, Jack—let out the claws and show us your real animal. No one will hate you for it. In fact, you may end up getting all the teabags you want, something that not even Lipton can provide.
Handsome ginger actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson plays a gay dad on the TV show Modern Family. He’s 34-years-old, has always been openly gay, and has a crush on hunky Winter Olympics ice skater Evan Lysacek. “I’m not hiding it. I hear he lives in L.A. too, so it’s just a matter of time before we meet. Although I don’t know if he’s gay. He’s a brilliant skater, and he’s also really handsome, and he seems like a really sweet guy, so I swoon when I see him…. I need to get out of the 20-year-old age bracket. Like, I have crushes on all of the Jonas Brothers. I assume that’s OK?” It’s OK by us. And whoever this Alejandro character is, he’s lucky to have you screaming his name.
Fuckable hipster Devendra Banhart has always been friendly with the gays: he attended art school in the Castro and played his first show at a gay wedding. Now he’s gone a bit queer himself, falling in love with a harsh master and enjoying every painful minute. Between the nonstop whipping, the leather studded g-string, and the mandatory foot massages, he’s got it made! Now if only we could find the man of our wet dreams… sigh.
