FUK!T is probably the best safe-sex organization ever because they feature actual dick in their condom ads. Their latest public service announcement features ex-barebacker Brent Corrigan teaching you how to properly use a condom. And luckily he never calls sex “intercourse”, “lovemaking”, or “copulation.” He calls it “fucking” and it’s fucking hot. In fact, the inly way this PSA could get any hotter is if it showed Brent actually plowing some boy ass, but we’ll have to wait for the bloopers reel to see any of that. More porn stars safely fucking on QC: Chi Chi LaRue and Johnny Hazzard Want You To Wrap It Up! Matthew Rush Teaches You How To Put On A Condom Hot House Safe Sex Posters
Dating’s a bitch, especially when you’re going out with a hot slut. This video for “I Don’t Care” from Spanish pop duo Barb@zul is “based on a true story”, features two incredibly hot jocks kissing and cuddling and also tackles the bigger questions of dating: At what point is your man actually yours and not just some ass you call when you’re bored? And if your man starts feeling up on some other turd, does it give you a right to act like a bitch on the soccer field? In Spain, simply touching another man is apparenly enough to get you dumped… even if that other man is just a dumpy pal you met in a bar. Oh well, you know those hot-blooded Latins… so spicy!
Well bless our robes and wands, fellow muggles! If Hogwarts gets any gayer, it’s gonna need it’s own QC fan club page. First, Daniel Radcliffe shows off his penis (and even considers getting a woody on Broadway). Then Harry faces off against the Black Leather Cunt and the Underage Blowjob. Cedric Diggory and Cormac McLaggen started dancing naked in the boy’s dormitory. Finally, it just got too big for QC alone and the Griffyndor gayness spread into Men Over 30’s Hairy Potter and Dominic Ford’s 3-D Harry Potter Porn Spoof featuring Matthew Rush and Eddie Diaz!
Well now, here’s the latest installment, “Harry Potter And The Outcasts Of Hogwarts.” Apparently Harry’s made some new friends and they’re curiously interested in his wand. We’ve heard it’s 13 inches, but they won’t believe it until they see it for themselves. It’s going to be a magical ride when these two queenie Gryffindors finally get a handle on Harry Potter’s big secret. Not even an invisibility cloak could hide his broomstick.
Of course Jesus had a huge dong; it’s almost blasphemous not to think so. But not all of his followers are so happy with that revelation. A Catholic Church in Oklahoma has the above image of Jesus hung 10-feet tall above its main altar (where people kneel down to orally receive the body of Christ). What appears to be a huge God-cock is in fact sexy Jesus’ chiseled abs, says the church’s reverend. News OK has the story:
“The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.
‘There are a couple people who have left the parish,’ said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. ‘There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.’
Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen ‘showing distension’—not a penis.
Seeton said, ‘I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.’
Janet Jaime, a local iconography artist who designed the crucifix, had no comment.”
We know Catholic churches can be very strict on how and when their congregants are allowed to have sex (only allowing str8 barebacking in the missionary position), so maybe it’s sexually frustrated members have seen Jesus sexually frustrated member hanging there right in front of them. It would make it hard to concentrate on the Good News, plus Latin is so boring sometimes. Maybe the Rev though he’d spice things up a bit with some sexy art! Talk about Idol worship.
Via Sticky.
Maybe you’ve seen handsome, 35-year-old actor Matthew Leitch playing Floyd Talbert in the HBO mini-series, Band of Brothers. He also had a minor role in The Dark Knight. But now he’s landed himself a lead role in his very own JO video! And the acting’s pretty good (no, we mean it).
Most JO videos make horrible shorts: they typically feature a guy shot from the chest down from only one camera angle taking forever to come and showing no real emotion. But this one has it all—Leitch answers the door naked, scares off his camera man, and then jerks off and cums in less than one minute.
If that were it, we’d still have been happy to seen his delicious cock, but THERE’S MORE! After he cums, he cries and gets a bit angry. Why? We have no idea! And if that twist ending weren’t enough, it also gets scarier as a heartbeat accentuates close-ups of all the tacky shit in his room—the old lady lamp, the teddy bear wrapped in cellophane, the Jesus calendar… all of it! It even has him laying naked at a beach on a cloudy day.
We’ve heard of celebrity sex tapes, but never a celebrity JO video. Maybe less known actors get smaller roles . We also don’t know what avant-garde German director he got to edit this, but good job, Leitch. You’ll land that leading role in a big screen production yet (you little weirdo).
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Mom always wanted you to bring home a nice, clean-cut doctor who takes good care of himself and respects women. Well, wait til she meets Dr. Steve Rooster! He’s a video Romeo with an M.D. in Making Dirty! His informative sexual health video called “Pu$$y Eating 101” shows you the finer points of fingering and licking hole. But don’t be put off by the video’s name… he could just as easily men “manpussy”—the finger and mouth-work are about the same. And the guy really gets into it, showing you just how he’s gonna pleasure your man box by forming a go-hole with his fingers and licking all up in it. He even starts convulsing with his eyes-rolling back into his skull, so you know it’s got to be good.
Is it sad that we want him? No. Is it even sadder that we want our mothers to love this man? No.
Thugtastic vers-fucker Ricky Sinz delighted his fans by presenting video proof of a new hands-on campaign that could put them in direct touch with the Sinz-man himself. The deal is simple: if you’re lucky enough to catch Ricky Sinz getting naked in public, simply goose him in the balls. After that, Sinz will personally greet you, manhandle you, and show you his sexy ass as he walks away! It’s that simple!
OK, OK… it’s not actually an offer. Seems like some presumptuous punk popped the penis of our prized porn pup with a punch and the performer got pissed! It was during a performance at Toronto’s Goodhandy’s. And you thought all Canadians were mellow, maple-syrup loving peaceniks—well guess again, eh?
What kind of a dick touches a dancer’s dick without at least bringing a tip? Didn’t his priest teach him the difference between a good touch and a bad touch? A penile punch is muy malo! You can’t just go around smacking the balls of whatever porn stars you like. If you want that, you gotta pay for it, just like everyone else!
And don’t you know that Sinz is a war veteran with PTSD? You’re lucky he didn’t stomp you to death like that stray dog that he kicked into a quivering mound of jelly. And if you dare harm Sinz’s balls and put our future butt-babies in peril, you’re gonna have at least one angry staff full of moderately in-shape men to answer to, bucko. Yes, us.
Scared yet?
We recently featured Jake Lyons getting fucked by Mason Wyler’s thick uncut 9-inch dick. Lyons has also taken some pretty big cocks at Extra Big Dicks, Circle Jerk Boys, and in Jet Set’s amazing new film Pizza Boy Gangbang! But Jake had better prepare his ass for the fucking of his life because he’s about to get it hard from Corbin Fisher.
You see, Jake used to work for Club Jeremy Hall and Corbin Fisher as “Greg” (JO scene!). And when he stopped working for Corbin Fisher, Greg turned around and posted 7 of their shots of him on his escort page for Men4RentNow.com, putting him in copyright violation. Now they want to sue Greg for $150,000.00 per photo (that’s just over a one million dollar settlement). Open wide, Greg. The Sword highlighted this comment from Corbin Fishe’s attorney, Marc Randazza:
That may be the case for other studios [to allow their stills on escort sites], but Corbin Fisher’s contracts specify that its models are not permitted to use CF images for other commercial purposes, and that if a guy wants to be a CF model, he has to give up being an escort for a certain period of time.
Well let’s just say that when I signed the contract, they told me that I could use their pictures but not their videos. Well I used their pictures, and they’re suing me for doing what millions [sic] of other porn stars do. They’re suing because they say that being conencted with me and what I do is a bad thing, and it damages their name, but I looked the other day, and my pictures and videos are still on their site…so I must not be hurting them that bad. At least not for $1.1 million.
Corbin Fisher already sued a pair of Texas porn pirates for $1 million last year, so Lyons may really have his ass in a sling. We hope he starts signing up for a lot more scenes, because at several hundred dollars a pop, they 20-year-old porn star will have to down big dicks to pay off his legal fees well into his retirement age. He’ll give 70-year-old Japanese porn star, Takuda, a run for his money!
Sexy grandpa!
Who knew that Terry Crews from TV’s Everybody Hates Chris was so fucking ripped? He’s like mad crazy shredded and this commercial also makes it seem like he’s on some hardcore crazy pills. He won’t even let the goddamned commercial end. Before you know it, he starts hallucinating in the shower and breaking all sorts of shit. And why are we bitches cussing so much in this post? The Old Spice craziness must be spreading!
Over a year ago we posteda naked picture of WWE wrestling star Jordan Orlando, but when we posted it we had no idea that Jordan’s openly bisexual. Apparently TNA Wrestling got wind of it too and decided to repackage the wrestler as “the bisexual wonder” (or something). Outsports discusses his “coming out” in the most recent edition of TNA’s Monday Night Extreme:
Jordan was lowered from the ceiling wrapped in caution tape that said, “Cross the Line.” He then crawled and rolled around the ring like a cat on the prowl. He left the ring, walked over to a curtain and whipped off his sunglasses to reveal…he was wearing eyeshadow! The curtain raised to reveal a pretty woman and hot guy sitting on a couch with a picture connecting two male symbols and one female symbol. Jordan sat between the two and the camera cut away to a commentator who was nearly left speechless: “Well folks I don’t know what to make of that, but we’ll continue nonetheless.”
We know how many of you hate bisexual action (especially when it comes from your favorite pornstars), but how do you feel about it on mainstream TV? If Jordan starts kissing and humping his competitors, we’ll probably start watching. Especially if the action heats up and becomes a bit more like Naked Kombat or Wrestle and Fuck—though that’s unlikely on Spike TV. But check out the action for yourself below: hot or not?\
The last time we hung with our Sassy Gay Friendhe kept Hamlet’s Ophelia from drowning herself. But a gayngel’s work is never done, sweeties. Billy Shakesqueer wrote lots of damaged women in need of some serious self-esteem, so our Sassy Gay Friend had better shake his ass if he wants to save some bitches.
This time, it’s Juliet and Desdemona. If you recall, Juliet stabs herself in the heart (what a drama queen) and Desdemona gets smothered to death by her jealous lover, Othello (talk about being selfish in bed). Tragic, yes? Not if Sassy Gay Friend has anything to say about it. Put down that knife and get out of bed! These Saketinis aren’t gonna drink themselves!
So you don’t find twinks even remotely threatening? Well how about one that wears manscara, an oversized undershirt, and an unruly collection of drunk tattoos? He’s liable to get all fuzzy black-and-white intense in your face while lip-synching a bad Katy Perry song (hee-hee, “bad Katy Perry song”… that’s redundant). This gay version of the lesbian’t hit “I Kissed A Girl” would be a million times better if the twink in it, y’know… actually kissed a boy. But he doesn’t because that would be too controversial for YouTube… we guess. It’s either that or that he’s not actually gay, making him more like Katy Perry than we thought. FAIL.
UPDATE:The good boys at Queerty dug up this fan video of actor-singer Chris Salvatore’s version of the same song. But unlike the horrible twink one above, his features actually hot men actually kissing. The guys still wear manscara, but when you’ve got bodies like theirs, pretty much anything’s forgivable. SUCCESS!
We’ve fallen in love with the Fully Sick Rapper (aka Christiaan Van Vuuren), especially after showing us around his crib and masticating to porn in front of us. We think he’s gotten wind of his gay following because he just put out this PSA against tuberculosis for World TB Day on March 24th… and he did it shirtless. Whether you dig his Aussie accent, his hairy, muscular pecs, or his health activism, just wait until you see him with balls in his mouth (seriously).
We have a QC reader who keeps up abreast of Van Vuuren’s exploits. According to him, the Fully Sick Rapper’s beginning to get coverage around the globe and will even be interviewed by MuchMusic Canada sometime soon. “He’s the new online singing sensation,” says our reader, “referred to (privately) by his most ardent fans as ‘Susan Boyle, only with testicles!'”
Mmmm… testicles.
