We sure hope you had a fun week of Halloweenthemedupdatesfrom variousstudios, and enjoyed all the scoops we’ve uncovered! So here’re this week’s hottest and most discussed posts of the week. Sorry Zac Efron, you have to give us more than just your bulge to get into our TGIF.
CommentMania is into our third week and let’s take a look at our winners!
[Update: Looks like we already have one extra box set to give away next week. @Quentin: Your email address bounces. đ So for all other commenters interested to win five DVDs from Mark Wolff, be sure to enter a valid email address!]
It has been a great week, hasn’t it? Frat Men’s athlete Marco kicked start the week with his furry succulent butt and breath taking beauty. And we had many QClickers stirred up with the Ask QC column this week. To top it all, we announced CommentMania: a giveaway contest where all QC commenters get a chance to win a five-DVD box set from Mark Wolff.
And here’re the winners for Week 01:
@ted_72 for writing us more than 50 comments for the past 7 days!
@T_dot, whose question was published in Ask QC this week. What got him the prize is the fact that he came back to thank all commenters and provided us with an update of his male escort experience.
Mike is an east coast transplant who is a budding 24-year-old musician. He’s definitely got that rock n’ roll look to him — ears pierced, deep voice, and good looks.
At one point, he managed to get a small group together to play the bars but now he is really focusing on honing his talents and getting a serious band together. What really captured my attention about Mike was how hairy his sexy muscled body was. We’re not talking about a “happy trail” here. This guy is a happy pasture! If you like hair, then there is no part of Mike’s body you won’t like.
Sometimes the happy-go-lucky hijinks of the perpetual after-school special GLEE brightens our day and other times it makes us wanna slam our heads in a car door. But the dreamy smile of show’s newest heartthrob Darren Criss always warms our cockles. And now that we’ve found a picture of him shirtless you can consider our chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Boxers? Happy trail? Armpit hair? Yes, yes, and YES!
Same with Robert Pattison. Yes he helped perpetuate that fangsty Twilight series, but it also introduced us to ultra-hunk wolfboy Taylor Lautner and the twink-porn spin-off Twinklight—so we can’t completely begrudge Mr. Pattison, especially since he’s just a teensy bit gay! And now that we see how willing he is to strip down and go swimming, we like him all the more.
And last but not least there’s occasional drag queen and gay orgy attendee James Franco. He played Harvey’s gay lover in Milk and now he’s on film kissing another guy—himself. We kinda wanted to hear how he hits on a guy and for him to go into a full on make out, but classical music and a peck on the cheek works too… we guess.
Some queer kids get bullied into hopelessness and suicide by tormenting classmates; gay sex columnist Dan Savage started the It Gets Better project to stop that. Create a touching, reassuring video about how queer lives eventually become more fabulous and you could save a life—it’s a worthwhile cause. So no wonder Broadway decided to create an uplifting cheesy pop song out of it.
Just about every actor in New York is gay, even the straight ones. And so a bunch of ’em got together to sing about life’s wonders in optimistic, feel-good, hand-clapping glee. The video moved Z, a regular Sticky contributor from the blog Z Reveals because it hit on his own difficult coming out story:
The song was like a sharp knife and tore apart my pink envelope where I hid my old my bad memories in. I was still amazed I passed those years and kept my sanity. Even my own twin brother didn’t want to hang out with me at school. He told me I was acting very girly—I survived!!! I learned to fight. I learned to find my way. And seriously it got better day by day!!
But the cute talented singers (who exude a “can’t we all just get along” multi-culti feel) also passionately belt out optimistically vague pop lyrics like:
“There are friends yet to meet
 There are songs to be sung
Beautiful sunsets and battles unwon.
There’s more to be found if you just stick around.
“Don’t give up! Your life just has begun! It gets better better better,..”
Cheesy, yes. Are we dicks for critiquing it? Yes. But the song is damned catchy and all the iTunes proceeds go to The Trevor Project a 24-hour queer youth hotline for support. Plus, seeing cute guys sing it to one another always gives us a warm tingling feeling in our happy zone; so overall it’s a win.
Savage said he is thrilled by the volume and diversity of the contributions. But…the writer has been contacted by school administrators, who are hesitant to use the site as a teaching tool because a few videos have a risque tone or contain sexual themes. Among other contributors, transsexual adult film star Buck Angel contributes a very touching (and arguably PG-rated) segment.
“I made it, and you can make it too,” Angel said, choking back tears. “There’s so much help out there today for you guys.”
He is also worried that too many participants are repeating his initial mistake, presenting a laundry list of suffering, ending with a quick “It gets better” and a goodbye.
Savage can’t control submitted videos and he shouldn’t want to in this case. Buck’s video expresses something essential to the project’s spirit. He’s not the only queer kid out there tormented by gender identity. Transsexuals exist—they regularly get laughed at, harassed, and ignored—and so it helps to have a someone speak about gender non-conformity. Buck Angel could be the start of the trans-wave in this video movement; an important step indeed!
Remember Twinklight, the Twilight twink porn parody that we mentioned a bazillion years ago? Well it’s finally getting released and it’s got all sorts of twinks you’ve never heard of like Krys Perez, Skyelr Bleu, Jayden Ellis, Levon Meeks, Ethan Storm, and more. From the look of it the film promises to have lots of fake smoke, plastic fangs, and emo boys fucking in candlelight—oh yeah and gallons upon gallons of dark red corn syrup.
Of course, Twilight didn’t need a gay porn parody to make it any gayer than it already is. The star of the original film is already “allergic to vaginas”, his co-star is a CK underwear model, and the heartthrob in the sequel prefers wolfboys to women. Having boys make out and fuck on screen merely brings the film’s homoerotic encoding to the surface, which is fine by us. We’ll squeal like teenage girls just to see hot vampire manboys sucking and staking each other on screen.
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UPDATE: More details on this strange poster and the stolen model at the bottom! Teenage girls and gay werewolf lovers of the world rejoiced at 18th birthday of New Moon heartthrob, Taylor Lautner. We drooled over Taylor’s latently homosexual portrayal of Jacob Black, the wolfboy who just isn’t that into the film’s heroine Bella Swan. Yeah, Taylor… forget her! We’d rather you run with our pack instead. Let’s all get naked together… you first.
But wait a second, what’s this? Photoshop Disasters recently uncovered this uncanny side-by-side comparison of Lautner from the New Moon movie poster and a hunky underwear model who happens to have the same torso.
Hmmm… did the New Moon star steal the very six-pack that we’ve been drooling over? Ripping your clothes apart, drooling and howling at the moon are one thing, young man… but theft is a crime! Why would Lautner need to steal another man’s body? After all, his is f-f-f-fucking awesome. Maybe the underwear model is just Lautner’s dopplebanger from the neck down.
First Ben Affleck has a body-double and now Mr. Lautner? Geez… it’s getting all Attack of the Gay Body Snatchers up in here. UPDATE: So our eagle-eye Brazilian from QCEspañol realized that the stolen six-pack comes from none other than mega model Edilson Nascimento (in fact, you can see the original pics here and here)
Furthermore, one of the newest members of our team discovered that the New Moon poster is, in fact, fan-made and not an official one from the movie. So we guess we’ll excuse this petty theft… but just this once. Do it again, Lautner and it’s gonna be “hard time” for you! More QC werewolves and vampires getting their suck on: Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Is Allergic To Vaginas, Has Weird Sex, And Misses “Quaint” 1980’s Porn Twilight’s Kellan Lutz Appears in CK Undie Ad New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Prefers Wolves Over Women
You QComment, we post the best ones. This week’s roundup includes a great assortment of anti-war masturbators, cock experts, guys who cum on crucifixes, a porn star with a broken penis, and porn fans with horrible English skills. You’re guaranteed a good time! We promise. So let’s get started!
Our last installment of the Top 10 QComments ended with a bang. If you recall, American Hero’s Poco came on the US Army patch of a military uniform, which offended ex-military QCommenter Thomas. In response, human told Thomas to “shut the fuck up” because Thomas “support[s] an institution created for the sole purpose of killing people.” We retaliated by smacking human with a “fist-sized dildo” for rudeness and pointed out the hypocrisy of masturbating to military porn while considering all military as murderers. But human stepped right back up to defend himself (his QComment is reposted here in full, with our two cents in between):
I’d just like to iterate that I was not ‘getting boned’ on the idea of somebody senseless ending another person’s life. It was a naked dude, jerking off, regardless of what he was wearing previously. I in no way condone the army or it’s aims in that I looked at such pornography. I simply found it absolutely appalling that someone thought the uniform stood for something ‘important’, when all I see is the people who leave orphans in their wake.
Now, it’s hard to take a moral stance when it’s in the view of porn, but the hypocrisy does not lie in my looking at the pornography. Indeed, I think it more so lies in the fact that you say I should respect the opinion Thomas, yet shit on me for voicing mine when it’s in opposition of his. While I did not communicate my point in the most polite way possible, I didn’t deny his right to have an opinion, only that I disagreed with it on a level that evoked rage within me.
For the record , we didn’t “shit on” human for voicing his opinion in opposition to Thomas; we shit on him for being a dick about it. We like it when QCommenters disagree with each other, we just dislike it when they get personally nasty about it. Several other QCommenters found cumming on the uniform offensive another one even told Thomas to “get over himself,” but they were civil. Then human busted out the “shut the fuck up.” And hey, we’re all for free speech (and even some catfight drama from time to time). But it’s in that spirit that we’re disagreeing with human now. Anyway, human’s tirade continues:
It’s also hard to respond in kind to someone who says such things as, “sometimes certain people just need to die”. I’m sorry if I feel justified in my disgust at the mindless killing machines created by the slaughterhouse that is the army. While it once stood for justice and humanitarianism (mainly World War 2) the army and it’s affiliations are nothing but a murderous tool used to ensure that the money and the oil keep on flowing. When you come up with some valid justification for the war in Iraq, then I may sing a different tune. I’m not holding my breath, however.
And murdering people is not a career, it’s a crime. As Einstein said, “It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.” So don’t try to paint me as the ‘bad hippy’, I’m not the one protecting a murderer.
So it becomes apparent that human’s lashing out against war and its warriors moreso than Thomas‘ belief that people shouldn’t cum on uniforms. In fact, considering his anti-war stance, human may even support people cumming on military uniforms, which would explain why he was jerking-off to Poco in the first place. And while war sucks and Einstein’s a genius, we’re not “protecting a murderer”, as human puts it—we’re protecting manners. QC’s a peaceful place (apart from the occasional rape and skull-fucking) and keeping it that way is definitely worth fighting for.
But the military hijinks didn’t end there. Gay Marine Corps member, Dick Ryan Masters, used his military prowess to size up disgraced politician, John Edwards’ cock. He not only QCommented on its size, but also Edwards’ pubes, the angle of his erection, and his “O-face”:
With my years as a gay man in the marine corps and the navy,.. I can pretty much size any guy up to the last hair. Mr. Edwards, for those concern in uncut, about 9 and 3/4 inches. He is thick at the base and has a wel shaped helmet head. His pubic hair is long and runs down from his beely to his penis and then runs over the top of his penis. This man has a very masculine private area. His testicles are lobed. One is far longer than the other and he can pull them to his chest. When he is fully erect,… he salutes at 3:00 O’clock. The best part is his “O-Face” His eyes rull back into his head and he grunts. You should see this tape. This is the guy PlayGirl should have offered money.
Wait a sec! Dick Ryan Masters has seen the rumored John Edward’s sex tape? We appreciate all the deets, Dick (especially that uncut bit… an uncut white guy is a bit like a unicorn in America). But how about spilling your secret and letting us know how we can get a peek? In fact, we’ll go so far as to offer a grand prize to whoever gets us that tape. We’ll not only reward you handsomely, we’ll also share what we find. Oh yes we will…
But Dick isn’t the only one who knows all about cocks. TS Amandah apparently knows a thing or two about genital genetics, a scientific skill that comes in handy when comparing cocks in a father-son jerk-off scene. When we first saw Rhett Jr. and his “real life dad”, Rhett Sr., jerking-off together, we wondered why Jr. had a bigger dick than his dad. TS Amandah knows why—it’s because Jr. has his mother’s father’s dick:
For those of you guys who do not know, you inherited your baldness, and your genitalia from your mothers side of the family. Males do not inherit that from their dads side. Females inherit their genitalia from their dads side of the family. In other words your dick side is approximately the same size as your mothers dads dick. Women breast, clit size would be that other their dads mom, or sisters.
You can look at their faces and see clearly they are related. Don’t know why everyone is making a fuss, its actually hot. I do feel if the dad was more attractive, no one would be making any negative comments. Watch out for the son, he is going to be a gay porn icon one day.
I personally have actually had a 3sum with a hot muscle dad and his real life teen son, before and I am a pre-op transsexual. I’ve also been with brothers too. Both times that was the hottest sex, I’ve ever HAD!!!!!
It’s weirding us out a bit to think that mothers are responsible for large cocks. On one hand chicks with dicks are kinda QCX material, though on the other hand, thanks mom!
If you’re like the rest of us squealing girls here at QCHQ, you’ve been feeling fangst over New Moon heartthrob Taylor Lautner. Rolling Stone recently interviewed him to ask him about rumors that he’s dating some she-twink named Taylor Swift.
[He said,] “We got along great. We instantly clicked. And she’s – she’s an amazing girl,” Taylor said of the singer in a new interview with Rolling Stone. “Aside from being beautiful, she’s extremely funny, charismatic and fun to be around, so we definitely get along. We’re close.”
But, is Taylor dating someone?
“Possibly,” he told the mag.
What a tease! He’s know that he’s infinitely more marketable as an ambiguously single man. All sorts of folks have pulled that routine—right, Zack Randall? Not content to leave ambiguous enough alone, Rolling Stone then pressured the pop-pup to respond to rumors that he’s gay:
“Another possibility is that maybe you’re just sort of discovering yourself,” Rolling Stone asked.
“OK,” Taylor said.
“…As a young person trying to figure out his sexual identity in the world,” the mag continued.
“OK. I see where you’re going,” he said during the interview. “Interesting choice.”
“It is a possibility,” the mag said.
“There’s a lot of rumors out there,” Taylor said.
Well, Mr. Lautner may not or may not be gay, but while playing the character of Jacob Black in the teen vampire/werewolf drama, New Moon, he certainly feels conflicted. At one point Jacob has to choose between running away with the film’s heroine or a pack of beefy wolf-boys. He makes his choice and we stand by it. The TimesOnline.uk reports:
The rest of New Moon concerns Bella’s growing relationship with local beefcake Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner). The latter though, in another telegraphed allegory, is struggling with his sexual orientation and eventually rejects Bella for a foursome of local rowdies in cut-off denim shorts and baby-oiled torsos.: ‘It’s not a lifestyle choice, Bella! I was born this way!’ he says, before fleeing into the woods with the beefy boys—they are also werewolves, but in the movie’s hysterical emotional register, this is of secondary importance.
We’re only half sure this kid isn’t 16, but no matter whether he’s jailbait or not, he’s figured out a way to pay his way through community college with his stripper dance routine to Shakira’s She-Wolf. You got to give it to the twink, he went through a lot of trouble for this fifteen minutes of web fame: he fashioned a full-body leotard, built a wooden prison that can withstand all 98 pounds of his hanging bodyweight, and even learned how to tie a bowtie for that polished Chippendale’s look.
In some shots he looks like David Bowie’s goblin offspring, in others he looks like Brent Corrigan’s half-brother. The boy’s gotta enroll in a Hip Hop I class though to work on those shoulder rolls and slut lunges. But he wears briefs and has hairy pits, so he’s a keeper. And can we just add that we love that he joins his lover at the end in that teeny-weeny twin-sized bed? It’s so undergrad!
Finally! A show for men who love watching men love men on film. For the upcoming show Everything you Wanted To Know About Gay Porn Stars (But Were Afraid To Ask), director John Roecker interviewed sixteen gay porn stars (including Kris Anthony, Brad Benton, Nick Capra, Caleb Carter, Alan Gregory, Jason Hawke, Johnny Hazzard, Jeremy Jordan, Matt Martin, Joey Milano, Nick Piston, Jason Ridge, Marc Sterling, Danny Vox, Bret Wolfe, Harlow Cuadra) to learn what makes them tick. Far from just being racy, reality-show schlock, the mini-series actually sounds interesting and (gasp!) even socially relevant. The episodes tackle coming-out, drug abuse, romantic relationships, HIV awareness, porn star bloopers, and how one star got drawn into murder. The show debuts on here! Network November 14th—heck it out. We’ll see if we can get some video clips of the show posted here for everyone. Get a rundown of the episode topics, after the jump!
