Top 10 QComments

The QCats came out to play this week in a full-tilt case of cat scratch fever. Between outraged QComments on our treatment of Dustin Lance Black and some comic cruelty served out to porn stars, this last week’s QComments crackled with cattiness and wit—so grab your Lee Press-On Nails and join in the fun.
First, as you may have heard Dustin Lance Black (pictured above), and his roving gang of lawyers have threatened everyone associated with his bareback sex pics to remove the pics, or else. We thought the move unnecessary and pointless, but got strong reactions in favor and against our position. First, why asks, uh, why we would criticize Black for standing up for himself:

While I think your argument is valid, I do think your berating someone for trying to stand up for themselves. I think LA is a viper pit. If you rise to certain level of success, people are going to try to pull you back down. I think Dustin is completely right to go ahead with a lawsuit. No ones personal information, or private photos should be published online without the subjects consent. Regardless of the kind of content, either a social security number or private sex acts on film or photos, these are not to be made public unless the individual themselves publish it for public consumption. When did we go so wrong culturally? If Dustin doesn’t want those photos published, he should have every right to prevent them from doing so. We value privacy laws in this country, these photos are not owned by the public, there were created by the two individuals in the photos, and therefore they co-own by each. If they don’t mutually agree on what to do with them, then they cannot be used. These guys never followed up with Dustin, and I’m assuming if they did, after he rightfully declined their request to use them, in which case they went on a smear campaign after they failed to blackmail him! This is essentially blackmail: “purchase these photos, or we will take them to a publisher” — Well, you don’t own the photos, Dustin is in them with his “trick” and therefore automatically co-owns them. I bet you the partner in the photos didn’t have Dustin sign off on a model consent before taking the pictures of them together.

Yes, from our experience most people who photograph themselves fucking you rarely stop to ask about fair use and licensing agreements—it’s more of a second date conversation. QCommenter Phil took the opposite position, throwing in a bit of psychoanalysis to determined what might’ve motivated DLB to pursue a lawsuit:

if DLB wasn’t so full of his Gay Pride, he’d have a sense of self-irony sufficient to recognize the artistic opportunity presented by this farce. But then this 37 year-old Brent Corrigan impersonator is obviously wanting in the ‘insight’ department. DLB is obviously engaging in what shrinks call ‘undoing’, a ‘primitive defense’ — primitive because it’s childish, and lacks insight. A lawsuit will not efface these pictures anymore than it will purge the virus from his body. Being exposed with his knickers down only serves DLB right for presenting to us a white-washed version of Harvey Milk bereft of the bath-houses that were his second home. Instead, Black used the conveniently dead Milk as a as the poster-boy for some white-picket fence monogamous future Never-Never Land Homotopia, and of course Black’s naughty past only demonstrates precisely why that vision is nothing more than a delusion. As Armistead Maupin said ‘when it comes to sex, gay men are like all men — only more so!’ The last thing on earth Harvey would ever do is apologize for being sexual. I mean, that’s what ‘gay liberation’ was supposed to be about, right? Black’s lawsuit only demonstrates just how far away the gay movement gotten has gotten away from anything Harvey Milk would recognize.

Though Phil speculates and speaks for a dead man and blames DLB for singlehandedly white-washing Milk (an unfair assumption), both QCommenters have a point—whoever originally posted the pics had no legal right but, beyond DLB barebacking, most LGBTs didn’t seem to care very much. When we went so far as to post fake sex pics of Dustin and his BB beau, some QCommenters criticized us for beating up a good guy. Though we find DLB’s lawsuit short sighted, we’re not anti-DLB. In fact, we even posted the guy’s Oscar acceptance speech along with a great article about his background. Ultimately we’re a porn blog and we (along with a lot of other “reputable” publications) posted links to the original sex pics. We’ll admit… yeah, we’re sad to see the pics go. But ultimately we support DLB’s career and wish him longevity. The lawsuit may re-establish his partial ownership over the pics, but the scandal’s here to stay. You can be sure we’ll post more on the legal proceedings as they come to light.

Writing for a gay porn is good hard work (ha). There are only so many synonyms for cock and buttfucking (though “chunder plunder” is one of our favorites), so sometimes we lean on puns and poetry to get us by. We made a little rhyme in a caption for our latest In And Out of Clothes post, but Brody refused to tolerate our literary achievement:

“after the club, and a pub, let’s rub, love.”? more like “get a real career and watch me sneer at your lousy poems on queers” seriously, ftw?! anyways, this boy has an amazing ass that i’d fuck anyday

A very nice poetic retort, Mr. Critic, though (not to nitpick, of course) WTF does “FTW” mean? We may have different tastes in poetry, but we can both agree that whiteboi03 on IAOOC has a great ass. We’d fuck it, like a cucumber in a bucket. Talking about poetic dicktion, when QCommenter Brett mindlessly called the uncut penis of Maximo Latino’s Sebastian “un-natural”, James and a bunch of other QCommenters rightfully jumped down his throat:

Brett, that’s the most fucking retarded thing I’ve heard in about six months. How is an UNCUT cock (i.e. the way someone is BORN before they are surgically changed!) unnatural?!? Let me guess, American?

Hey James! Although sometimes those some Americans aren’t not learnding English and other facts too good, no need to lump all American in with Brett’s dumbass. Plenty of American guys love (sucking on) uncut cock and find nothing more natural or pleasing than uncut satisfaction. Sure, foreskin may not be Brett’s flavor, but he wouldn’t be saying that with Sebastian’s cock in his mouth. He’d probably be saying something like “mmmmmmrph, agggggaggggllle.” Talking about big dicks though, if you haven’t checked out the big dick at Latin Boyz’ Paulo and Ruben do yourself a favor and go check it out now. The hilariously named Bigcock4eyesonly sure did and though his eyes went out to Ruben’s cock, his heart went out to Paulo’s bum:

No way! There IS a such thing as too big. But when he’s wearing Depends in old age, he’ll realize that he doesn’t have a vagina.

We’re pretty sure old vaginas wouldn’t fare much better against Ruben’s mighty love hammer either.

Now is the time when we come to QComparisons. Often, QCommenters will use comparisons to help illustrate their point about a porn star. Take rick for example. He seemed to like First Auditions’ Ashton; not only did Ashton remind him of a famous TV celebrity, but of another, err, “celebrity” too:

damn if he does not look like a young stephen collins, the preacher dad from 7th heaven and commander decker from the first star trek movie. although he also looks kinda like a foumous serial killer too.

Huh. Maybe rick is the sort of guy who cruises prison personals. Take it from us rick, Jeffrey Dahmer was lousy in the sack and though we hear Ted Bundy was a real lady killer, we’re pretty sure no one’s going after the serial killer look. In another QComparison, Eric took a look at this week’s TGIF listing and compared sexy beast Josh Harris to another beast:

Issac and Kurt at #9….while Josh Harris is at #2? What are people smoking? I mean, if guys go so ape over a little body hair, why not just go date a gorilla?

We’re simply bananas for Josh Harris, even if he’s just a well-trained gorilla, we’d gladly step into that cage match any day. And lastly, Tilda compared the suckable penis of Corbin Fisher model Kenny to another culinary treat, though one not to appetizing:

He’s very cute, but his penis looks a bit like a hot dog someone left in the microwave too long. Still, with a little mustard, I’d eat it. Mmmm.

There’s nothing more flattering than having your cock compared to a food made from mechanically separated beef, chicken, and pork. You might wanna try Spam, gefilte fish, or Purina dog food next time, Tilda

And finally, two QComments that couldn’t be more different from one another. First, as you know, we love it when a post turns on our readers so much that they begin fantasizing about their own scene. Dillion_McCoy felt inspired when he saw Hot House Backroom’s post featuring Kyle King and Rod Daily. So much in fact, that he directed a new scene starring Kyle and hot top stud, Mike Roberts, entirely in his mind:

I think that Hot House should get Mike Roberts and Kyle King together in a video of their own. They look like twin brother’s and I know that Robert’s has fucked King with another guy last year in a Hot House vid. They could call this video, “My Sexy Gay Brother,” and let the two of them go at it. Robert’s is getting more and more at ease with his kissing guys now….he could up the anti and suck some dick and even take his gay bro’s cock since he let Mr. Cruise do him….and to my knowledge the only person whom has ever fucked Mike on video that is. It could be hot with an after shower scene with them getting it on would be cool to see also.

Sorry Dillion, but Jake Cruise already had the honor of deflowering Mike Roberts. But otherwise, your scene sounds sizzling, especially since Mike Roberts and Kyle King look very much alike (would that mean that Mike is Kyle’s doppelbanger?)! Lastly, we end with a cryptic QComment from Aidens. When a QC reader asked for advice about the risks of penile enlargement, Aidens offered some very weird dietary advice:

You might like to consider change your diet. Mash potato only diet with a 3″ cock is definitely going to highligh your shortcoming. On the other hand, if you learn to eat more rice, 3″ is fairly average! The only thing to bear in mind, most of those who enjoys a diet rich in potato tends to be szie queen !

What in God’s name are you talking about Aidens? We may never know, but your weird and irrational advice made it on the top 10 anyway, just because it was so bizarre— good job.
Thanks again to all our QCommenters! We’ll see you again next week!