Remember the last time your partner forcibly ejaculated in your eyes and nostrils? You should have thanked him for giving you the skin care treatment that’s the toast of New York City—a sperm facial! Young writer Marty Beckerman had to visit a midtown spa to get one, though his female skin care specialist seemed much too “womanly” to provide him with fresh, high-quality sperm. Whoever’s sperm she spreads on Marty’s face, we would’ve at least ask for a picture of the sperm provider‘s cock.
Then, to prove his “manliness,” Mr. Beckerman swigs some Jack Daniels and talks about the many times he’s tried to convince women to accept his free facials. However, he also likes the smell of sperm, considers drinking cum with his chamomile tea, and thinks facials make a great Father’s Day gift. So excuse us if we don’t entirely believe when him when he answers “When was the last time you had a facial?” with “Never.”
In what’s probably the strangest viral marketing campaign of all time, Taiwanese computer company MSI, advertises its 13-inch X-Series laptop’s slim, lightweight design by tossing one into a guy’s butt—yes, it’s so sleek and light that you can have a pal toss one right into your ass.
Twink-jocks in singlets? A blondie hoisting his butt in the air? Uh… are they trying to market to gay porn lovers? The video’s obviously fake, but then again so is the other slim, lightweight 13-incher we normally slide in between our buttcheeks.
Check out more “art” and comedy quickies at the QCA archives.
When he was 18, G.I. Joe star, Channing Tatum stripped at a Florida ladies’ stripclub called Male Encounter. The year was 1999 and the ladies went wild for his brand of bump and grind—he obliges them with some gryating, crotch grinding, and a bare ass shot. US Weekly released video of his strip routine and we’ve placed it after the jump! Channing Tatum Previously on QC: QC Gallery – Channing Tatum Steppin’ Up! Male Model Moment with Channing Tatum Channing Tatum Frontal Nude
Sure, the weekend’s over in some parts of the world, but it’s till going strong for others. And so the QC Weekender brings a collection of viral video to keep you tuned in and turned on. This Weekender has some very sexy men performing strange feats of talent just for your wanton enjoyment. Bunch of pleasure whores, that’s what you are.Snorting Safely – We’ve recently wondered whether anyone actually uses condoms for oral sex. How about for nasal sex? Dressed in leather at San Francisco’s Dore Alley fair, fearless porn actor Samuel Colt demonstrates his unique talent with a lime green condom. You’ll never see him do it in any porno.
There’s Always Room For – Jello. It’s wiggly, it’s delicious, it’s a lot like nutsack. We like food fights and culinary sex as much as the next lunch lady, but when these two drunken studs get tipsy, strip down to their Speedos, and try to pin one another in cherry-flavored Jello… well, let’s just say we get hungry. (Thanks to The Sword) Brent Corrigan in a musical? And a dog whose bone you’ll want to bite, after the jump!
Hey there, kiddies. It’s been a while since we’ve run a porn gossip round-up. There’s so much to catch up on that instead of cramming it all into one massive and unreadable post, we’ve decided to break it up into parts. Part One has got all sorts of goodies including a porn body comeback, two newcummers, porn star entrepreneurs and The Sisterhood of Perpetual Indulgence. Wanna know what’s going on? Read and see…
Randy Blue has picked up 18-year-old newcummer, Dawson Riley. We’re awaiting his proper porn premiere as scouring the web resulted in absolutely zero cock or decent ass pics. In the meanwhile,
walk (do not run) to this mystery man’s underwhelming personal website where you’ll find one shot of his torso and the above video of him washing his truck—err… didn’t Reese Rideoutalready do that video? But while we’re on the subject of newcummers,Lucas Entertainment just signed a five-year exclusive contract with Matan Shalev, an ex-Israeli military policeman and karate brown belt who has two scenes in Lucas’ newest venture Men of Israel. Lucas says “he’s completely versatile. Everything: his sculpted body, beautiful face, big dick and bubble butt are all five stars.” Would those be five Stars of David? Well, shalom and motzel tov, Shalev! We and Kosher Kitty approve.
One last thing about the globe-trotting porn mogul. Lucas apparently set up shop in Paris as a way to capitalize on his Eurocentric tendencies. “I go to Paris at least twice a year,” he told XBIZ. “I love French culture, French food, and I do love, love, love French men. They have absolutely no limits in bed.” Err… business as usual, Mr. Lucas? Actually, he plans on using the city as a way to import new actors and distribute to a European market. Love him or hate him, Lucas has got style and it’s a smart business move.
Between A-Lister Michael Stipe and his gaggle of gay Georgian indie rockers and uncut Z-lister John Byrne (who starred in a Dirty Dancing workout video), GuysWithiPhones seems to be the place for celebs to get their naughties. We’re loving it because you never know who’ll pop up among the other beefy, big-dicked beauties.
Take So You Think You Can Dance’s Ade Obayomi. He’s an energetic 20-year-old dancer who made the SYTYCD finals with his shirtless brand of seductive sensuous dance. We enjoyed watching him get busy on stage, but is he now getting busy on GWiP? Whether it’s him or his hot twin, he’s definitely more than just shirtless—he’s dropped his pants and underwear (as well as a few pounds) to become our private dancer—how much for a lap dance? How about for a grind session on our face?
To be fair, we’re not entirely sure that it’s him. If it is, he’s apparently come a long way since dancing in pink shoelaces and blue spandex at local fairs. The iPhone fella is one sexy guy and definitely turning us on with his big dick and bubblelicious ass—it’s P.H.A.T. (Pretty Hot And Tempting). We’d love to see what other moves he can turn out and dazzle us with. Too bad there’s not a porn-reality show called “So You Think You Can Fuck.” We’d stay glued to the screen for that.
Here’s two videos for comparison. What do you think? Is there a match?
Earlier last week we shared somehot nakedness from two of Hogwart’s finest. One of those boys, Freddie Stroma (aka Cormac McLaggen) danced around in undies for ACNE Underwear. He’s back with another video for ACNE, this time doing acrobatics in the buff and his magical moves have us spellbound!
But for gay fans of the movie, here are two other treats! First, Gawker had a great rundown of the film’s gay undertones (without any spoilers):
Ron adores Harry, naturally. Ron’s always been uneasy around girls and it was chalked up to the fact that he’s clumsy goof. But in the sixth installment, Ron has become a bit of a strapping butch boy and he starts to get noticed by the girls. He plays along but really only lights up when he is around Harry. His supposed crush on Hermione is as lustful as nursing home bingo game. But when Harry’s in the room, Rupert Grint, who plays Ron, blushes, grins, his shoulders roll back and hips sway forward when he talks to Harry.
Daniel Radcliffe who has always played Harry a little fey, undulates and titters around Ron. At a quidditch tryout Ron needs to impress Harry in order to make the team. Harry’s eyes stayed locked on Ron as he straddles a broom. When Ron succeeds in blocking a score from the opposing team, Ron leans back on his broom, clutches the broom at its base and points it in Harry’s direction. Harry beams. It is a giant phallic broomstick in between his legs! C’mon people!
Also, there is a lot of touching and affection between the male teachers of Hogwartz and the boys. Whether it’s Snape, (Alan Rickman looks like a New Wave lesbian in a cape) who continually pushes his chest into Harry’s face. Or Professor Slughorn who longs for Harry’s attention and who Harry essentially seduces for information. Or Dumbledore, with his feminine affectation is such an obvious old queen.
There’s a whole closed cabinet/closed motiff too! At one point, Dumbledore confronts a young Voldemort about a literal flaming box of secrets in his closet!
Amid all the excitement with Michael Stipe and Georgia’s other gay indie rockers at GuysWithiPhones.com, we found other “celebrity” over there (to use the term loosely)—John Byrne.
According to Gay Porn Blog, “John Byrne, the host of the Dirty Dancing Official Dance Workout (which angry Tween reviewers on Amazon lament for being ‘nothing like the movie’ and ‘very cheesy.’ It sounds totally dumb, but the workout obviously works as Mr. Byrne looks pretty darned hot.
He’s pretty darned cute, eh (even if he does have gay dancer face)? Looks like GuysWithiPhones is the place for gay celebs to get some exposure. We’re big fans and noticed that they just added a Hall of Fame with their hottest men and celebrity shots—fun!
Meet Kent James: he’s an ex-Mormon, his rap persona is “Nick Name,” and he just got done fucking your boyfriend. Now, before you get angry, your boyfriend chose pretty well. We mean, if he was gonna cheat on you, you’d rather he did it with someone attractive, right? Besides, according to Nick, he fucked you too once upon a time, so get off your high horse there, missy. No matter what you think of Nick Name’s boyfriend fucking, we like Nick’s hairy, chest and brazenly confrontational manner. His song’s pretty hilarious too. You can check out his pictures, bio, and other videos at his website. Related QC Features: More Bad Sex Rap With Drag Performer Christeene’s Fix My Dick Where Is All The Mormon Porn? Ask QC: Is Webcam Cheating?
Via Queerty.
Ever since Randy Blue announced the release of their first full-length feature,That 70’s Porn Movie, everyone at QC (even Chinpoko) has been eager to learn more. We loved the poster but now that we’ve got the trailer, we’re even more excited!
Although the sound’s a little uneven and we wanted more afros, medallions, and cock-smoking hippies, the film looks fun, like an ultra-gay version of Dazed And Confused. And just like D&C, it’s got hot jocks paddling each other, students hitting on professors, and drunken partygoers groping and making out at the end. Wait a sec… was Dazed And Confused a soft-core porno? Huh… we’ll have to think about that. But in the meanwhile, we’re looking forward to July 31st release date. If only the 80’s were this hot.
Thanks to Starfucker for the pics!
What’s the deuce is going on at Hogwart’s? First, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) is caught getting naked and blinding horses. Then, Cedric Diggory (Robert Pattinson) starts kissing men after class. Now Cedric’s been caught tucking his junk Buffalo Bill style and his classmate Cormac McLaggen (Freddie Stroma) is dancing in his underwear. They do force the Hogwart’s boys to all sleep in the same tower… Maybe the Weasley Twins cast a gay spell and it’s catching.
Actually, the screenshots above aren’t from a Harry Potter film. They’re from Pattinson’s film,Little Ashes where he plays gay love object, Salvador Dali. We’re not sure what the hell he’s doing in this scene (other than being a total fruit), but if you’re a big Cedric Diggory fan, you can also download the scene and find out.
Meanwhile, Freddie Stroma’s strutting his stuff in men’s skivvies for an ACNE Underwear promotional video. He’s not so great at Muggle dance moves, but it looks like he’s smuggling a pouch full of Floo Powder in that bulge of his. Maybe we can go down to Diagon Alley and he can put his broomstick inside our Leaky Cauldron. We’ve got Harry’s invisibility cloak so no one, not even Filch’s cat, will see. Related Features on QC: Robert Pattinson Is Dreamy… And He Cut His Hair! MenOver 30: Hairy Potter Harry Potter and the Black Leather Cunt Daniel Radcliffe Visible Penis Head
Thanks to OMG Blog for the Pattinson pics.
Unzipped media released this fun behind-the-scenes video of the Margaret Cho/Ricky Sinz Unzipped magazine cover photo shoot and it’s hilariously hot. Not only are the fashions over-the-top, but they also bust out the strap-ons and reins for some feminist pony play. That’s one hell of a strap-on, Margaret… we’re sure Sinz would be down for some fem-dom action as he’s versatile and openly bisexual. Margaret’s not only a good match because she’s a big gay advocate and half-insane (like Sinz) both stars have a “who-the-fuck-cares” attitude and some wicked tatts… what sex-drenched fun! The Unzipped blog got reactions from the two stars:
“I loved doing the shoot for Unzipped,” Margaret Cho said. “It is a tremendous honor to be the first woman on the cover, and I loved meeting Ricky Sinz. He was sweet and sexy–the most adorable porn star ever. I even had to write a song about it!”
For his part, Ricky was just as elated about the shoot. “When Unzipped magazine contacted me about doing a cover, I said, ‘Hell yes!’ I have always wanted to be on the cover of Unzipped, but when I was told it was with Margaret Cho, my jaw dropped to the floor. The shoot was a lot of fun. It was really laid back and everyone on the set was a lot of fun to work with. We had a chance to be really creative and try different styles and looks. I love any chance I get to do something new and different. It was definitely something I will remember forever.”
Umm… creepy. To explain the consequences of his recent break-up with Zack Randall, Derek Rivero delivers a “heartfelt” video press release with all the warmth of the Terminator. He looks like a villain from that old soap opera Dynasty, an impervious ice queen just ready to slap another wealthy bitch and wrestle around with her in a luxurious bedroom.
Or maybe he’s more like the cold veterinarian that explains, “It is for the best interest of Puddles the puppy that we put him to sleep immediately. Although you will no doubt be upset, months of explosive diarrhea have weakened Puddles beyond repair. After this injection however, you will have many more delightful animals from which to choose.”
We got so much spank-mileage from your relationship with piss pup Zack Randall that all the new porn in cyberspace will never be able to take its place, Mr. Rivero. Do you hear us??? NEVER!!!
If you like porn star and hot men with tattoos waxing their pubic hair, this video’s for you! Yes, it’s YouTube, but there’s some hot groin and ass action at the end with plenty of laughs in between.
You may have heard of gay NYC pop-culture interviewer Mike Diamond, but only recently does he seem poised to blow up in big ways. He’s about to get a show on Logo and has just started his own blog and website that he’ll undoubtedly use to promote his talented, hilarious ass—he’s like the fun, gay best friend every girl wants.
In this hilariously naughty clip, Diamond visits the Face-to-face Spa in NYC and runs into some famous gay celebs including Project Runway hottie Jack Mackenrot, hilarious comedienne Robbyne Kaamil, transgender dancer Laverne Cox, and writer-slash-actor Jesse Archer. Now that we’ve just posted them on our international gay porn site, they can add that to their resumes as well.
And talking about gay porn, Mike Diamond even managed to run into mega-cute porn star, Mike Dreyden. He’s only been on QC once for almost catching on fire at Hustlaball but he’s hot stuff, flames or no. And in this great vid, he’s also getting his asshole waxed—fun! If you just can’t get enough of Mike Diamond, you can check out more vids at his YouTube page or his Logo search results page.
Even though it’s chicks… urm… we mean, bricks, this Girls Gone Wild spoof is dead on and manages to sex up our childhood building blocks. Of course, we preferred bath time with our sister’s Ken doll, though we never did tell her where his head went after the (ahem) incident.
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The QC Weekender delivers a dose of gay-porn related viral videos to keep you hard and in the know. This week’s round-up has a dramatic flair to it: a banana-lovin’ boy, dancers and thugs tussling in Time Sqaure, a gay exorcism, and an anal-loving alien.Logan McCree’s in The Alien – Raging Stallion’s latest flick stars the out-of-this-world tattooed stud, Logan McCree exploring the outer reaches of your anus. The Sword provided this awesome trailer and some very hot behind the scenes footage at their site.
Banana Boy – Meet Daveo Falaveo, a naughty boy who loves his potassium. He’s actually a Chi Chi LaRue discovery, according to the Gay Porn Times. But he should be the poster boy for gay nutrition instead. Remember to eat at least 5 servings of fruit a day… and don’t forget to eat your meat. “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!!”
