Top 10 QComments – Gay Creeps and Shoco-Love Edition

We love reading your QComments so fucking much that we put the best and worst into a Top 10 so everyone can celebrate and mock the weird wonderful folks who somehow make sodomy even saucier. Join us as we get a quick lesson in butthole maintenance, club gays to death with Jesus’ HUGE COCK, and celebrate one of our best QCommenters of all time, SHOCO! This week alone he provided smart, sexy opinions on three different posts: a Hebrew lesson, a satire about “str8” guys, and an explanation of why black-on-white sex is such a guilty pleasure.

Jesus cums first. DavidZ took one look at the massively hung Jesus painting (whose “dick” is actually a stomach in the Eastern Orthodox style) and decided:

not cool at all. if gay people ask for respect but don’t respect others – just another reason to bash gays. And I’m sorry to say, a good one…

Nevermind that straight Catholics bought and hung the piece in their own church. You heard DavidZ, if anyone hates the hung Jesus, go bash a queer—it’s a good reason.
Is religion really so fragile that it must be protected from humor, sexuality, and badly-drawn art? It’s like the MormonBoyz site—if you wanna be upset about sexy Jesus or wanky Mormons, fine. But quit with the threats.
How about bashing, oh we dunno, the pederasts and electrocutioners currently running the church? Or you could be like DavidZ and the rest of the Catholic/Mormon leadership and smear queers, you know, because we’re evil. Hung Jesus could probably teach them a thing or two about love. There’s nothing wrong with a little carnal pleasure—God invented gay swans after all. KA-KAAAWW!!!
Now that we’ve touched on the sacred and the profane, here’s second creepiest QComment this week. It was from masc4reg about the latest Gay Creeps update. Seeing their gay predator/sleeping prey schtick, reminded him of his own teenage creepiness:

This was me as a teen, I didn’t know I was a gay creep til now. My best friend stayed over, while he was sleeping I started fondling his dick. He didn’t wake up so I went back to cop another feel only this time he woke up and I got kicked in the face. Ouch! Daymn, and he never got hard.

Yeah, um. Two things: A) You JUST NOW realized that you were a gay creep? How did you NOT know?!! Did the well-deserved kick in the face not bother you? What obscenely high-self esteem! 2) Although the gay creeps at Gay Creeps.com are definitely gay and creepy, they’re no less gay or creepy than their supposedly sleeping victims who let the creeps fondle, suck, rim, and fuck them while pretending to snooze. Talk about passive bottoms! Unless they’ve been drugged (which would be hotter), there’s simply no excuse for such laziness. These boys who feign sleep to get cock and then pretend to be scandalized when they wake up mid-thrust are the REAL gay creeps, our friends. And we can’t wait to see more of them get fondled.

And talking about creeps, Sam thinks that one of our QC family members has been acting like one. In our goodbye post to QColumnist Steve Prince,
Sam made sure to send off Mr. Prince with a kiss and a smack:

sooo sad!!! i look forward to reading your column every friday! well, even though i think you suck right now, i suppose i still wish you the best… hah you’ll be missed!!

Yeah, Steve’s been a bit of a mess ever since he broke up with his boyfriend. But surprise is part of what makes A Gay In The Life so worthwhile! Who knows? With 5 columns left, Steve could still end up on top!
And last among the creepy cuties in this week’s Top 10 is British Actor Matthew Leitch who starred in the creepiest JO video of all time. Several QCommenters mentioned that it came from a film called Sabor Tropical. But like us, T didn’t know quite what to make of it:

I don’t get it… I mean, did he just have the best orgasm ever and it sent his emotions flying? Or, was he upset that he just filmed something that the entire would could see? Was it a disappointingly tiny load? I’ve never cried after an orgasm… maybe I’ve just been doing something wrong? lol

We’ve only cried once after sex and it was… well, it was personal. We’ll make a C-grade indie film about it later, but for now let’s discuss Matt’s C-grade JO flick. We applaud such brave ejaculation acting. Maybe his character is crying because he has incredibly sensitive penile skin or an incredibly guilty conscious caused by the Catholic church.
Paging Hung Jesus…
And talking about awe-inspiring genitals, between his genital jewelry and assmazing tattoo, Club Inferno Dungeon’s James Aaron is quite the decorated porn performer. He’s got a Prince Albert and a perineal piercing. Plus his tribal flame tattoo surrounds the ring of fire that is his gas-hole. QCommenter Rob thinks things could get pretty hot for as James Aaron if he’s not careful:

Such a pretty young man, such a tender body, such a gaping asshole which will need an entire roll of toilet paper to plug up should he have the misfortune of eating something which will cause seepage. Kind of a foolish thing to do – wear out that orifice when you’re gonna need it for years to come…

Aaron’s sphincter is pretty loosey-goosey from the looks of it… too many fists? How considerate of Rob though to worry about Aaron James’ anal health. Aaron, also avoid fiber and any Mexican or Indian food—solids are your friends.
QCommenter ogreblood also made a visual love connection this week when he compared our pussy-eating boyfriend to another video crush:

hey, it’s Guile from Street Fighter! I’ve always wondered what happened to him. Sonic boom!

Now you know: after beating M. Bison, Guile regressed about five to ten years in age, kept his dog tags, and became Dr. Steve Rooster, pussy eater MD. If you haven’t seen Rooster Guile’s video DO IT NOW!!! Love might be licking your imaginary pussy right in the face and you might not even know about it.

QCommenter Mo also saw another friendly face from his video past recently—Bel Ami’s Lukas Ridgeston. Lukas popped up literally in the middle of their latest scene, “Cover Boy Orgy” and Mo began reminiscing:

Lukas was my first “porn” experience. The old VHS Bel Ami video that I was almost too scared to buy reminds me of my youth. That VHS tape stayed under my bed throughout High School/College. My best friend found it and that’s how he found out I was gay. It’s great to see Lukas back and looking sexy as ever. Too bad he can’t shoot over his head anymore Steve. No one tells you you can’t do that sort of thing as you get older… Having said all that, why put him in a… Herd of other boys instead of giving him a single partner or even a solo? I didn’t think there was such a thing as too many boys in an orgy, but this mass of boymeat6 here is kind of a mess. I’m sure I would be saying otherwise if I were in Lukas spot. Aah, to be European.

Even though Lukas can’t blind himself with his own cum anymore, he looks just as hot and young as he did in the 90s. Plus his dick is just as big and we’re totally down for the moist mound of manflesh that he’s found himself in. The porn legend deserves it and don’t we all want the same for our golden years? Well, that and a properly functioning anus. Hopefully we’ll see Lukas again in a solo scene of his own.

It wasn’t until we chose our best QComments that we realized three had come from one man—Shoco. Shoco is intelligent, sassy, a bonafide porn lover, and a delightful regular on the QComment boards. We imagine that in real life he’s hot, debonair, and the sort of guy you’d like to have a drink at the bar with and then go home and violate… he’s just that charming and we’re happy to have him as part of our QCommunity. Come see why!
For example, we asked for a Hebrew speaker to translate what Jonathan Agassi and his mom said on Israeli TV. And who should step up but Shoco, a real mensch who translated segments for us, and very well!

The transcript of the interview with his mom is:

Q: You were a little afriad to speak to the camera, am I right?
Yes.

Q: You were afriad of it?
Yes. I don’t usually expose myself, I’m not usually a type of cameras and TV, and these are my concerns. And my concerns are also of opinions and reservations of people, society. Society might not understand it in the proper manner. Then difficulties may ensue.

(After he talks in a seperate interview about asking his mom to give some thought to the idea of him doing porn:)

I thought about it. A lot. I won’t say it was easy, It’s not easy even today and I’m not sure if it’ll ever be. But life isn’t easy and we’re supposed to give the people we love freedom. We only live once. We have to do our own thing, what makes us “us”. That’s my principal in life, beyond that there are many things. It’s difficult in reality, I won’t deny it. But I think I want to grow beyond the difficulty. To accept Jonathan like always.

Q: What do you wish for him?

Happiness. Happiness and success. And for things to always be good for us.

Jonathan: Kiss. Love You.

Their TV clip is really affirming and moving in a sincere way. Shoco’s translation makes it even moreso! Does that mean Shoco’s also Jewish. Is it us or did that just make him at least 8 times hotter?
No wonder Shoco knows Hebrew—he’s a smart guy. He’s a also not afraid to touch multi-culti questions with wit and painful accuracy. For example, Sean Cody recently woke up and started hiring more black actors. Y’know, BECAUSE THEY’RE STEAMIER THAN A CUP OF WET RIMJOB COCK-SWALLOW FLIP-FUCK.
So here cum Landon and Jared, a hot black-on-white couple who just wanna FUCK. Big black Landon fucks Lance the white muscle twink so hard and sweet that it made Chinpoko cum too. Shoco thought about the bi-racial fantasy using his head while we stroked ours too.

@JP – i think this could be explained by a couple of reasons.

A – the myth / cliche has it that black men are hung or at least tend to have bigger dicks. Porn loves to see someone getting nailed by a huge dick. Seeing as how in most cases the black guys in mainstream (and by that i mean – non-ethnic sites) porn are huge or at least bigger than their white co-stars, directors tend to put big dick in the butt.

B – Hystory and Psychology. In our minds, even if we won’t admit it to ourselves, black people would always be associated with past slavery. The white man’s power over the weak black men. Having the roles reversed, well… hot!

C – Racial Profiling. Black is associated in our minds as both the above and as “thug”. You know, “the guy you don’t want to come across in a dark alley one night”. It’s a fanatasy come true. Big hung muscular black guy getting the white guy and roughing him up.

Maybe there’s more. I’m not sure. But I believe these three, while maybe a bit premative (hey, it’s still porn after all), are the reasons for the pairing / fantasies. btw, you can find plenty of white guys fucking black guys porn nonetheless.

America sure does have super-sized pre-occupations about the dark, threatening genitals of ex-slaves and thugs. But Shoco lays the cultural note down with intelligence and flocabulary. Sex is his sweet science. Lay more on us, Professor Shoco.
“OKAYYY!” More than a few hundred of you have complained about so-called “str8” cock and gay-for-pay pricks. Who wants a “straight” guy when you can have a more awesome queer? Queers are MORE fun without the pretense and homophobia, right? Well, Shoco might agree, but he also warns you that if you eliminate the str8 fantasy, you wipe out a lot of other good mainstream porn today:

Yeah, i know, you’re all right. Thank god straight people don’t usually watch gay porn. I mean, think of what will happen when they see that a gay man seduces his “straight” friend when he’s all broken hearted. Gay people suck. If you’re straight and you’re reading this – you are much better off with all the other gay porn out there. you know, the haze him where “straight” men force other “young” straight people to perform “homo-erotic” stuff (erotic my ass… or rather their up theirs). Or you know, all the Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, Chaos Men etc… that pay “straight” men to have sex with other “straight” men for cash. And let’s not forget all those creepy staight guys (sorry, tired of the fake quotation marks) in those Suite703 movies. I mean, jeez, some people are just trying to work when the boss forces them to get fucked.

Bottom line – relax! It’s a fantasy. not your cup of tea (to be honest, not mine either), move to the next one. it’s porn, there’s biliions of them and some like those that others don’t. big effing deal.

A challenging and intelligent opinion! The “I’m str8” “plot” of so many porns virtually disappears in studios offering hot sex scenes (with no plot) and by arty DVD porn studios (especially European ones). There’s something exciting about sex between men without the sexual labelling, right. We’re men, let’s fuck (safely).
And from gay creeps to gay creeps, Shoco brings out latest Top 10 full circle. Farewell from us and love to all our readers and QCommenters… every single one, even you DavidZ. Really. Please keep on QCommenting!