Your expert in all things cockulous is here. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Hot House Backroom: Tony Mecelli and Rod Daily
Tony Mecelli has one of the most unoriginal names in the world.
But Goddamn he’s hot. Also, I’m real into Rod Daily right now, or I guess I want to be into him.
L. Allerton, a QC commenter, wasn’t a fan of the fauxhawk or tattoos, but I disagree. The way Mecelli throws Daily around by his hair is so barbaric and hot.
Basically, I think you should definitely see this video. Again Mecelli has a dumb porn name, and sometimes he his stare that makes him look a little dumb, but this man is one passionate fuck. It’s official… I’m on the Mecelli bandwagon! Next Door Buddies: Jake Steel and Rusty Stevens
Okay, so I get it. The scenario is super fake, and Next Door Buddies has a history of trying to make gay porn with super “straight” men, which I think is ridiculous.
So this scene begins with Rusty Stevens lifting weights in blue underwear.
Hold on! Stop the presses! Rusty Stevens looks good in those undies. And I’m talking real good. I couldn’t believe my reaction. As I’m watching him lifts weights, all I could stare at was the huge woody under his blue shorts. It looks delectable. I got hard in a second. I want to suck him off so badly now.
Thank God Jake Steel did it for me. This boy goes to motherfuckin’ town on Rusty’s dick. I mean, you would have thought Jake was on death row and Rusty’s cock was his last meal. Oh, but what a way to go, right?
There were some hits and misses this week folks. Yep, I’m going to get rough! Good thing you like it that way. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Island Studs: Barry Returns
Look out! The 70’s are making a comeback! In fact, Barry looks like he’s from another Randy Blue retro porn.
Nope, it’s just a skinny twink with freakishly feathered hair.
Okay, maybe I’m being picky—but it’s my job—however, Barry just didn’t float my boat or set its sails towards Island Studs. Don’t get me wrong; his body is hot, but when you’re a dick watching gay porn, lots of their bodies seem hot.
Like the great gay Steven Sondheim wrote, You gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get some head! Or something like that…
Maybe looking like a twink straight from 1975 is Barry’s gimmick, but I just wasn’t a fan. The grown out pubes are nice, but the hair’s just too much. Although, it looks much better when he’s in the shower. When dry, it’s too big. He looks like the reincarnation of Farah Fawcett, but with a nine-inch dong.
Now I will say, the cock on this boy is magnificent. Honestly, I think Barry’s going to be super hot after 4 years (and a haircut). By then, he’ll be more comfortable with himself and get into the jack-off scenes a little more. I guess only time will tell. Extra Big Dicks: Mario and Devon
Size queens rejoice! Extra big dicks has pulled out all the stops this week.
Mario and Devon are just… exquisite. And I’m not just talking about their cocks. These boys are practically equals in everything they do.
Mostly in porn, only one guy has the huge dick. So it’s like that guy gets all the attention. However, I almost found myself overwhelmed in this video. It’s too much! It’s too stimulating! It’s like watching an incredible tennis match, you’ll hurt your neck looking back and forth and back and forth between the bouncing balls and the big rackets!
First Mario tries to suck Devon, and then Devon gags while trying to inhale Mario’s thick tool.
What makes it super hot is that these boys are quite passionate, and the faces Devon makes while taking in Mario made me hard in a second. And he takes all of it, boys all of it! PATA PATA PATA!
I only wish these two would have flipped. I would have loved to seen Devon take his revenge on Mario’s ass.
Hottest post of the week.
It’s kinky. It’s classy. It’s offensive. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! Cocky Boys: Wolf Hudson and Skyler Caine
Kink is making a cumback at Cocky Boys this week. Wolf Hudson is back, and good God… I forgot how big his dick is. Seriously. As Skyler sucks it, I had to keep telling myself that Wolf’s cock is real—sometimes it almost seems like an oversized dildo.
If you like smooth, pretty bottoms—with a bit of gayface—then Skyler is for you. His face looks sculpted. Watching him get fucked and biting his bottom lip is pretty damn hot.
Maybe that’s why the scenes of him sucking Wolf’s cock are so incredibly hot. It might also help that Skyler loves to deep throat over and over and over. PATA PATA! Maybe Skyler should come see Chinpoko!
The fucking in this video is nice too, but mainly because of the dirty talk. In fact I wish there was more of it because that’s when the scene comes alive. There’s only one problem with dirty talk—you can tell when the editors are replaying a scene from a different angle.
Maybe some people like looking at the same porn from a different view, but I keep thinking, “Hey, I’ve heard that before.” I’m paying good money for fresh porn dammit…I want 20 minutes of all original fucking—no reruns!
Still a great video to check out, lube up, and get off to. PATA PATA PATA!
This is a very eventful week, dear fans. I’ve finally met the man of my dreams! I know you can’t wait to hear who it is, but you’ve got to wait for it. (Or you can just scroll down, if you’re a bitch!). It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! English Lads: Hayden & Liam
Blonde beauties abound at English Lads this week. If you’re into guys playing “straight” then you’ll love this, although I’m not so sure.
These guys love to suck dick. I mean, they adore it. They don’t say it, but I’ve had enough guys suck on me to know. You can see it in their eyes.
Do you remember, the first time you sucked dick? Remember the trepidation, the worry, the fear…but then once you wrapped your lips around some guy’s thick head it was like giving a fat baby Double-stuffed Oreos?
Well, Hayden and Liam have that same look. Make no mistake, these two will be fucking and if English Lads is smart…they’ll pair these two up again—hot chemistry!
P.S. Watch the cumshots. That’s all I’m saying.
Hellooooo my fellow QueerClickers! It’s an exciting week. Not only am I reviewing porn but I also am reviewing a Fleshjack Vibro!!!! I really do have the best job in the world. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Corbin Fisher: Dawson and Dolph
OH MY GOODNESS! Is anyone else as excited about this I as I am?
Dawson and Dolph! Dolph and Dawson! EEEE! I’m pre-cumming now, just from saying their names.
I know this is totally a publicity stunt thought up by Corbin Fisher and BelAmiOnline… and it’s a good one!
This reminds me of those moments when my favorite characters are on another show. Oh, like when Angel would be on Buffy! Or when Steve Urkel was on Full House! It’s always TV magic and this is definitely porn magic.
This video has it all. Passion, a cut cock, an uncut cock, a hot cum shot on Dolph’s ass, and one helluva facial on Dawson’s gorgeous mug.
Not to be missed.
Hello dear Chinpoko fans. This is QueerClick’s Editor D. I just want to take a moment and apologize for Chinpoko. He’s been out of control this week. He’s been running around the office screaming, “IT’S SO HOT THIS WEEK! IT’S SO HOT!” And he’s been cumming on everyone. We try to tell him to keep his work in his cubicle, but he doesn’t care. Just this afternoon while working at my computer, I felt something on my leg and I thought it was just Toby humping my leg again. But it wasn’t. It was Chinpoko, and he ruined my new Diesel jeans. Be prepared… it’s PataPORN With Chinpoko. Hot House: Tony Mecelli
Chinpoko singing: There’s a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s—
Wait a minute! Oops… I’m sorry. The hunky houseman in Who’s The Boss? was Tony Micelli, not Tony Mecelli. But I’ll admit… I did have a crush on Tony Danza.
Can you imagine if this Tony Mecelli showed up at your front door as a housekeeper? Oh My Gawd! I can just imagine myself opening the door with a robe on and my foreskin up in a towel, just like Angela… and there he is—my Tony! PATA PATA! I think I’m going to have my own sitcom!
Oh my God! This week was amazing! Get ready folks; I have so much cum on my head from this week that I look like I’m wearing a Carol Channing wig! So let’s get to your PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Dominic Ford: Blu Kennedy and Jake Steele
Ever since one of my loyal friends suggested in a comment that I should check out Blu Kennedy, I have been a fan. Also, I love fair-skinned, dark-haired boys. Hence, pairing him up with Jake Steele had me getting hard from the beginning! I literally went running to Dominic Ford when I found out about this post.
And then well… I got a bit bored. Don’t get me wrong the first part of the video is hot, mainly because the guys are so hot. Also, as a dick, I must say Blu’s cock is an amazing credit to my species—that thing is just gorgeous.
Still though, as the boys made out and sucked one another, I found myself thinking… AND?
Well, I think Blu is psychic because, boy did this video turn around at the point of entry. No, I mean it. As soon as Jake sits on Blu’s long-ass cock, the chemistry in the scene sky rockets… and so does the dirty talk.
I just love the way Blu fucks. This might seem weird but he’s always so attentive to the guys he’s fucking. Maybe he knows taking a cock like his isn’t always the most comfortable at first. I wish I could do that, but well I’m just a dick. I get too excited and just ram myself in there. Get ready for me ass, cuz I’m a cummin’!
Speaking of, Blu’s cumshot is not to be missed. I won’t give it all away, but I almost thought Jake was going to sit on Blu’s bare cummy dick. I could totally tell he wanted to. Ah, temptation… isn’t it hot?
PATA PATA!!! Hottest post of the week! Hot House: Vince Ferelli and Josh Griffin
Okay this is actual dialogue from this scene…
Josh Griffin: I ought a kick your ass for this.
Vince Ferelli: Settle for a blow job?
I have to say, funny is sexy. It is. Vince Ferelli is already a hot muscle-bound man, but when you add to that him completely make fun of himself in a somewhat campy way—well that’s just double hot in my book.
I have to admit that I want to fuck Vince so bad—his ass is incredible. I love the way he trims his hair really short. It’s just a perfect little bubble butt. And when Josh totally fucks Vince with his tongue… whew! PATA PATA PATA! Ah, I just wanna enter Vince’s ass, dammit!
Thankfully Josh does the job for me. Josh is so ripped that his abs literally ripple as he slides his girthy self in and out of Vince. If you’re into muscle man fucking… grab the lube!
You oughta be in pictures and QCam’s the place to get your start. Whether you like watching or want a starring role, QCam has got handsome actors, bit parts, surprise endings, and everything you’d want in a quality flick! Don’t believe us? Stop by QCam and check out these plotlines for yourself! kingk15 (8 pics) – King K is a regular rajah with a princely body and a beautiful scepter. He’s prepared to let you ride his royal stallion and give you the lay of the land. You never knew how good “the royal treatment” was! Scott (21 pics) – He’s an actor looking for a lead role—but his best part is the one in his pants. Watch Scott grab hold of his destiny and finish hard… the eye-popping special effects will amaze you. They’re completely real with no stunt or body doubles. alfred (127 pics) – This old fighter’s still got plenty of bite… the body of a man and the mind of a master. He’s a quick change artist with lots of undies and jocks to tease you and a hefty body and fat cock to please you. Get in the ring with this slugger and you’ll see, he’s a knockout. QCam has got more hits than Cockthruster Video. Give yourself a hand—instead of going out, stay in with a nice hot pic and you’ll find yourself standing in your seat, coming again and again! And while you’re around, maybe you can make a QCameo yourself—it’s fun, easy, and as personal or anonymous as you like!
It’s been a busy week and Chinpoko has got his game face on… or is that his game dick? Well, either way, grab the lube because it’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Bel Ami: Gil Adams
Okay, I usually don’t go for the twinks, but PATA PATA… Gil’s just drop dead gorgeous. He’s one of those guys that you don’t believe actually exists in real life.
Also, the boy is packing heat. For as skinny as he is, I was surprised by the girth of his cock—yum.
However, it’s not all good in Bel Ami land. It was a bit weird watching the video. I mean, Gil’s just… well, so pretty. It almost seemed weird to see him jack on his cock. His face is so perfect, that you almost forget he’s human. He looks like a mannequin. No really… he does!
And it got even weirder once he came, mainly because his face doesn’t move that much. It always stays smooth and emotionless, maybe he’s had botox. Or maybe a Mannequin sequel is in the works?
One word… DIAMONDS! Uh-oh, now you’re intrigued. So let’s put your curiosity to ease, it’s time for PATAPORN with Chinpoko! Butch Dixon: Dillon Buck & Ulysse
Diamonds are forever!!!
Until you shoot your load at least. I know that I usually review videos… HOWEVER! (Clearing throat importantly) These pictures are incredibly hot. Dillon Buck is just one gorgeous hunk of a man, and the fact that he’s playing private dick with Ulysse makes this scene even better.
I must say these pictures really do tell some type of story… and it was fine, a fine story I told myself. Butch gives you the important details but you’re the one who gets to fill in the cracks with your own imagination.
HAHAHA! I just said, “Fill in the crack.” I’ll fill in your crack, Ulyssee.
Damn, I think Ulyssee was birthed out of the womb already knowing how to ride cock. The man can take a pounding and I’m definitely perusing the rest of Butch Dixon to find some of his videos. PATA PATA PATA! Man Avenue: Girth Brooks (2)
Girth Brooks is quite possibly the cutest man in America. He really, REALLY IS! Man Avenue has hit a home run with this boy. Girth has just the most handsome face that you’ve ever wanted to give a facial to. Ah, and his fuzzy chest, tight body…
AND THAT FAT COCK! PATA PATA PATA!
I know I don’t say this often, but I’m in love, dear fans. Okay, I say I’m in love with different men all the time, but this time I really mean it. If you don’t check this post out, well then, you’re not really gay, are you? In fact, if you’re not in love with Girth, then you’re just as straight as… ?!!
I’d like to have a cute baseball cap just like Girth’s. I only hope under that hat he has good hair. If not, well… that would be unfortunate. But I’d still love him… no, that’s not true. I can’t deal with bad hair. I’m a shallow prick and I’d drop him like it’s hot.
But Girth, I still love you! Hottest post of the week.
I love my job. I really really do and after you get finished reading this… you’ll understand why. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Str8Cam: Messy Creamsicle
I love a man who’s up for experimentation! Str8cam is packing some punches this week from the beefcake, Jeff. Oh! First of all, Jeff is just yummy. His hot face, nice eyes, with his tight bubble up, and a nice thick cock—damn. I’m getting a chubby folks.
Also, I love it when porn actors take the advice of their fans. I mean, I know more than anyone that I’m nothing with out all my adoring fans.
I love that Jeff uses the old-fashioned shaving cream; that was the first lube I ever used. Yep. I remember sneaking into my father’s bathroom and stealing his can. But I must admit, Jeff uses it in a much hotter way than I did. He literally pounds his thick meat with that Fleshlight. I think my favorite is to see his cum mixed together with the shaving cream… PATA PATA!!!
Oh, and who’s wearing QC orange? That’s right. Jeff is!
It’s August people! The year is already more than half over… AND THERE IS STILL SO MUCH PORN! What’s a good cock to do? You’re right—enough with the introductions, it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!
Holy handstands, Batman! This week Dominic Ford showcases Bryan Slater and Luc.
I have to say Dominic is out to claim porn territory. It seems he’s always doing something new or different to make things interesting. I respect that.
However, I’m not a fan of his backgrounds. The curtain looks like the background for an Olan Mills photo shoot for a church directory; however, I will say the plain curtain does put more focus on the actors.
Now Luc is a regular at DF, and I have to say… I HATE HIS HAIRCUT. HATE IT! HATE IT! HATE IT WITH A PASSION! He looks like a little Dutch boy with cancer. It’s not a good look. Thank goodness the little Dutch boy can suck big mancock.
Now, the video begins with Dominic talking to the guys… BORING. Then they start making out, and finally Slater whips out that cock of his.
It should be known that Bryan Slater has a beautifully long curved cock, and thankfully Luc sucks the hell out of it.
But the best part of the video begins around minute 6. Luc is on the floor with his shoulders on the ground. Bryan lifts Luc’s ass straight up and slides his cock in Luc’s tight hole. And when he does Luc’s cock actually pulses up and down.
I almost came right there!!! So hot. And it gets even better. The boys fuck and fuck, until Luc literally goes into a handstand while Luc pounds him.
And who said sex isn’t a workout?
Hottest post of the week.
Get ready. One of this week’s posts actually left Chinpoko speechless… I know. It’s a first. In fact, he’s still so shocked that I—Editor D—have to welcome you to this week’s, PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Extra Big Dicks: Tommy and Krist
Chinpoko trying to speak…
This is all I can say: as a dick, I aspire to Defendi’s dong… I aspire. IAOOC – Army Guys
Atten-hut!!
Even though I think this feature’s name is waaaaay too long and boring. (Come on! In And Out Of Clothes?! Get creative, people!), this week’s post is good.
The military guys this week are smoking hot. Why’re military men so hot? Maybe it’s because homosexuality remains so forbidden for them. True there isn’t any queer hanky panky going on in the pics, but sometimes ones’ imagination does an even better job. Don’t ask, because I’m not tellin’ boys!
That’s not true… I’ll tell everyone. I’m a huge gossip.
I’m so over stimulated right now I can barely stand it. Summer is truly the busiest time for me as a dick. I mean, I’m pretty much out in the open all the time. The air is warm and my swimsuit is little bitty. So you know I’m letting myself hang out and chase some tail all the time! Maybe one day I’ll take a break, but right now it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!! Miami Boyz: Camilo
I’m beginning this week with a bang! Okay, it’s not an actual bang but rather a solo video. Honestly, Miami Boyz usually doesn’t catch my eye—well or in my case dick.
Anyway, as I scrolled down on our beloved QueerClick I was literally stopped by Camilo’s handsome eyes. What I love about this boy is that you can tell he doesn’t spend hours and hours in the gym. Instead his tight smooth body looks like someone who is outside getting rough, active, and tough.
Mmmm, and I bet this boy smells so good once he breaks a sweat. I think that if I saw him in person I would just start chasing him and yelling, “Spread it and let me in there!” That’s subtle…right?
GO TO QCAM! GO IMMEDIATELY TO QCAM! DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! We mean it. It was a HOT fucking week at QCam and if you missed it, turn around and GO THERE NOW!
This week it seemed like all the hottest QCam regulars decided to flood QCam with lots of great pics. London Calling has been working out and it shows in his bulging blue briefs! Hot, hairy nerd bottom kirasakuya is still turning us on by turning it out. Asian twink, dulfdick888 proves yet again the theory that all skinny guys have big dicks. nattaur has got some low-hanging fruit just begging to for a tongue. Cockrise’s curved uncut cock hits all the right spots. sexyrandall teases and pleases with his red-haired man poker. And last, (though certainly not least), the fat dick of chechopaisa continues to look even larger!
But they’re not the only hot guys who claimed some QCam property this week. Here’s three new players to the game who move like pros. gemini26 (9 pics) – This beefy boy’s like Boardwalk—a prime piece of property that anyone would be lucky to land on first! Maybe you could snap up his card and then invite others to spend the night with you and his delicious body. goodcharlie (11 pics) – You can always tell the spirited players by the piece they choose. The boring players pick the iron and the thimble, the sporting players pick the car and the scotty dog. This playful pup picked the dog and is willing to turn out a few tricks of his own to get the game moving! KevinMorgan (4 pics) – Kevin’s got a railroad that’s ready to ride. It’s a big car and he’s the condicktor ready to punch your ticket and take you on a wild ride. And he doesn’t care if you roll doubles or triples—if you wanna get there fast, that’s just fine with him. QCam has got all the action this week with your hot favorites and newcummers showing off their beefy dicks. Don’t be intimidated, join the QCam game today! It’s fun easy and you never know who you’ll meet! The deliciously naughty QCam pics may make you feel like you need a “Get Out of Jail Free” card.
I’m getting married!!!!! I am! Okay, well not really. Just read the damn post and you’ll understand! It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! College Dudes 24/7: Carter Nash & Jake Steel
I’m not usually into twinks. I usually like a dick with a bit of meat behind it. However, Jake Steel gets my blood pumping and my balls throbbing. He’s one helluva bottom and I think I’ve decided where I finally want to take my summer vacation… IN JAKE’S ASS!
Oh my goodness, it looks like a candy store to me. PATA PATA!!!
Also, I think Jake is adorable now, but mark my words fellow cock fans. In five years, Jake Steel’s gonna be a hot, hot man…
Or he’ll end up burned out on porn and lying in a filthy gutter daydreaming of his hot days… or he’ll end up a Southern Baptist minister. Doesn’t seem to be a lot of options for ex-porn stars, huh?
For his and our sakes, let’s hope he stays in porn.
