Is the cold weather getting you down? Does the chill of the winter make your lil’ dick shrivel up like a peanut? Need a new way to get turned on? Have no fear, Chinpoko is here. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!!!! Corbin Fisher: Dawson Fucks Aaron RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
Okay all of you Dawson haters. Yes you know who you are. Some of you think Dawson is over used on Corbin Fisher. And yes, I admit CF does use him a lot.
Well, this video explains why Dawson is truly a force of fucking. (Get it? Instead of force of “nature” he’s a force of “fucking”? Oh, screw you for not getting my comedy!)
This video should have a different name. It should be called “Dawson Makes Love to Aaron like a Motherfuckin’ bandit”, because he does. The chemistry between these two is amazing. I swear you’d think they were lovers. As Dawson slips inside of Aaron, Dawson nibbles at Aaron’s hear and whispers “sweet nothings.” I know… fucking romantic. PATA PATA!
This week should be called Adonis week. I’m telling you the studios were pulling out all the stops. I felt like it was Sweeps Week for porn! PATA PATA! Oh, you missed some of the posts this week? Well, aren’t you glad you have PataPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Colt Studio Group: Danny Drake RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
EEEEEE! Danny Drake is just the manliest lil’ stud I’ve seen in a long time. In fact, I have to admit that he makes me want to live out one of my deepest darkest fantasies…
I imagine him walking up the plantation named Tara steps as the southern sun sets in the background. And there I’ll be waiting for him at the top of the stars, dressed in my finest curtains… and a huge hat. As he walks up to me and shoves his gorgeous thick cock upon me I’ll say, “But I don’t have a mouth or an ass. I’m just a dick.”
And then Danny Drake will look at me and say, “Frankly you prick, I don’t give a damn.” Then he will pick me up, carry me up the stairs, and make a real prick out of me.
Ooohhh I could just come right now! PATA PATA!!!!!
Oh yeah… um… this video is hot too. Watch it. Active Duty: Joey, DJ and Abel RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Is this a new part of bootcamp? I mean if threesomes were required to enter the armed forces I think recruitment would get a spike, right?
Oh Joey, we knew it was only matter of time before you were going to taking some artillery into your trenches. This boy might not make Uncle Sam proud, but his Auntie Chinpoko’s beaming.
And apparently this is Joey’s first time taking it up the ass… yeah and I’m a candy cane. Don’t get me wrong. Joey tries to make us believe it’s his first time. Joey’s face contorts as DJ and Abel pound him, but I’ve seen that face before, Corporal—and that’s ecstasy. No! Not the drug, you addicts. I mean pleasure! Enjoyment! That type of ecstasy.
All in all, if you’re into hot, masculine, inked boys—um, who isn’t? You’ll be into this video again. I can only home Joey comes back for another bootcamp installment! PATA PATA!
So I know you are all wondering if I found a Valentine’s date…weeeelllll????? I’m going to make you wait for it because I’m a tease. First and foremost, it’s PataPORN with Chinpoko! Drake Rock: Brandon Lewis RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
I had planned on making this post about Brandon Lewis a cumworthy. However, when I watched the video again, I realized I had to talk about this.
Apparently you do get more bees with honey, because Brandon Lewis is sweet as pie and I can’t get enough. I’ve heard Southerners have a gift of making people feel like they have known you all their lives. I think they call it “Southern Hospitality.”
Well, Brandon has this gift. As he lies on his back while Drake plays with his hole, you almost feel as if the two are sitting on a front porch in rocking chairs sipping on sweet tea. And then when Brandon actually asks—politely I might add—if Drake can put his cock inside of him… that almost took me over the edge. PATA PATA!
It’s February already? How did this happen? Dear fans—don’t you know you have to remind me of these things? I don’t have a dick for a Valentine’s date. Oh my God! I’m panicking. This is crisis! If only there was one thing that would calm me down? Oh yeah, it’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Club Dean: Josh Griffin RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Watch out Milton Bradley, this ain’t your Momma’s Twister!
I know some people think oiled up men are gross, but I just think those people have just never been oiled up before. This scene made me wetter than a Slip-n-Slide and these boys just have fun with it. In fact, the chemistry between these two men is great as they laugh and play.
It would be ridiculous if they took themselves too seriously. I mean they are playing Twister, naked, and oiled up. That’s like a gay version of Neil Simon play. Thankfully the guys are laughing all the way. Well, until Josh gets the pounding of his life. Then things get serious. Mom, oiled up fun! Hey, where is that tub of Crisco I had? Damn you Toby! Island Studs: Koa RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
Well done Island Studs, well done. In fact, I think for once they actually found a real Island Stud. Don’t get me wrong, the guys on the site are normally cute. However, they do NOT look like they came off an island… maybe Twink Island. I do like the organization of the site; it reminds me of the Tiki Tiki Room at Disneyland. Sexy.
When I think of an island stud, I think exotic. I think of man with wide shoulders, a broad chest, and a thick palm tree—if ya know what I mean. I can just imagine him walking across the sand as the waves crash along the rocks nestled on the beach. I can barely look at him as he approaches, mainly because he’s so gorgeous, but also the ocean spray slapping me across the face. Hopefully his dick will slap me like that later.
Okay, so maybe I have a fantasy.
Enter reality. Enter Koa.
This guy is beyond gorgeous and his relaxed attitude exemplifies what Hawaii is all about. Aloha Koa. If Island Studs ever showcases some man on man island action, I can only hope Koa is on top of that.
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Studios collide and blindfolds abound! Oh yes, things have been getting kinky at the QC. In fact, a certain editor who will remain nameless, cough…Editor D… got onto me for trying to tie Toby up in a bondage sling. What? He likes it! Oh well, at least its time for PATAporn with Chinpoko! Cocky Boys: Skyler Caine and Florian Nemec RATING OF 4 – FULLY ERECT
Skyler Caine is just one hot ass bottom, even though his name sounds like a character from Dynasty. Really, it just borders on silly.
But Bel-Ami could give a shit about Skyler’s name; in fact, all they care about is his tight hole.
Enter Florian.
European guys are just good in bed, and Florian eventually fucks Sky with flying colours. But not too quick—oh there’s foreplay. After Skyler gives Florian some deep-throated head, Bel-Ami’s boy flips Skyler on his back. Soon a jar of Vaseline is out and the real fun begins.
I swear, I didn’t know tongues could fuck a hole so deep. Florian loosens Skyler up and then fingers his hole, until Skyler begs for it. The close up shots of Skyler’s hole are just to die for. He has the perfect amount of hair, the perfect little bubble butt, and his anus looks tighter than my grandma’s purse during the Great Depression. PATA PATA PATA!!!
From celeb crotches to amateur assess, I’ve got you covered this week. Yeah, I’m trying to diversify my porn. I mean, anything has the potential to be sexy, right? Well, not everything (sorry Dick Cheney). Here’s this week PATAporn with Chinpoko! Southern Strokes: Miles and Rusty Fuck Woody RATING 4 – FULLY ERECT
Oh, double trouble!
Things are getting just plain kinky on Southern Strokes. In this video, blindfolded Woody gets put through the ringer and doesn’t know what to expect. All three guys perform just plain charmingly in this video and their cocks look delicious!
There are a lot of highlights to the scene, so I’ll just hit a few so you won’t blow your load. First off, I love the blindfold thing. It’s incredibly hot to see Woody’s mouth longingly search to find that illusive cock that keeps bumping into his cheek.
Also, the double-fucking is just well… hot. I must say I love a double-fuck, but you have to execute it well or else it just gets too hard. Believe me, I know. I once was inside a guy’s ass with a friend of mine and we got our signals crossed. Well, let’s just say it was a shitty situation and leave it at that.
Anyway, the last—but certainly not least—hot point worth mentioning is that Woody takes both boys’ loads and lapsup their man-juice. I have to admit. This video was a double-take for me too; I came twice. PATA PATA PATA!
I’m a hit!!!! Judging from your responses from last week, you—my dear loyal readers—appreciate the new PataPORN. I hope to keep you guessing this year and to make you laugh while you have your dick in your hand! PATA PATA! So grab your lube and let’s PataPORN with Chinpoko! TimTales: Tim Stuffing a Fleshjack RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
You know I’m a fan of TimTales but this video is just too much! It’s my favorite part of TimTales—Tim’s huge cock—in all of it’s glory.
Now I know some of you might scoff when you find out that this video is just Tim stuffing a Fleshjack—au contraire. This video is anything BUT just Tim fucking a Fleshjack.
Watching this, I felt like Tim had made a video guide of how someone should wank to a sex toy. The way he slips that clear hole around his thick head makes me get dickbumps (goosebumps for cocks, in case you didn’t know). I mean, I really just forget sometimes how freaking beautiful this guy’s dick is. Also, he fills that Fleshjack up; he’s almost too big for it. I was impressed. I’m the smallest dick in the world, but there’s still plenty of room in a Fleshjack when I’m stuffed in one.
Oh, and the drippy cum load Tim shoots is to die for! PATA PATA! Corbin Fisher: Josh Fucks Brody RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
The title of this video is “Josh Fucks Brody.” The title should be “Josh Mounts the Living Hell Out of Brody, Takes Him to Plowtown, Then Dumps a Full Load in the Brode Man’s Hot Mouth”.
But I guess that doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
This video’s nothing less that hot. I mean, it is Corbin Fisher so I expect good quality already, but is it me or is Brody way into Josh? Is this a love connection made possible by Miss Fisher?
The two hottest parts of the video are the cumshots. First Brody shoots like a cannon all over himself while Josh is deep inside of him. And then… AND THEN… I’m getting a little hard just talking about it… Brody deep throats Josh’s cock until Josh squirts a massive load on Brody’s tongue…
… wait for it…
… AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!
Ah, man I just got cum all over my keyboard. Not the first time. PATA PATA!
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It’s a new dawn, a new year, and a new dick for 2010’s Pataporn With Chinpoko. You know, dear fans, that I have always strived to give you the best of the best, the cummiest of the cumworthy, the sluttiest of the sluttiness. Well, now I’ve instituted my own rating system. This way, all you lazy asses that won’t read the gilded precious words that I slave over can get your porn review fix quick! I’ve even added a few fun new features that’ll keep you up on everything QC has to offer. So, onward and upward to this year’s New PataPORN with Chinpoko! Sean Cody: Isaac and Matt RATING – 5 of 5: CUMWORTHY!
You know, sometimes I forget about Sean Cody. I mean, I know he’s always there making porn, but I admit—I don’t always watch. But when I saw that Isaac in this week’s video, I had to tune in to see this adorable guy get pounded.
I can gladly report that Matt pleasantly surprised me. First of all, his body looks even more ripped—if that’s possible. And secondly, I forgot what a good lover Matt is. Yes I said “good lover”, like a bohemian from the 1960’s and I don’t care! He is, dammit.
Matt could have just fucked Isaac like it was his day job; but instead I found myself sensing some actual chemistry between these two.
I love it most when Matt slides inside of Isaac in the missionary position. Isaac almost inhales Matt when they kiss; you can tell he is so attracted to Matt. And the scene of Isacc cumming while Matt’s still inside him is simply Sean Cody at his sexy best. PATA PATA!
Hottest post of the week! Titan Men: Christopher Saint RATING – 4 of 5: FULLY ERECT
Christopher Saint is just hotter than well… a lot of other guys. Oh my goodness. I’m so smitten by him that I can’t even draw inappropriate comparisons. What’s happening to me?
This guy has it all. The accent, the body, and a hole that can get stretched for over twenty minutes of intense fucking. Call me sentimental, but I totally beat off to the interview of Chris and Tony Buff. Just listening to him talk made me start getting hard.
I can’t wait to see what Titan does with this precious and sexy gem.
I’ve seen a lot of dick this year, and I’ve penetrated a lot of ass. 2009 was good year for me, but is it wrong that in 2010 I think I can get even more ass? Hey, a dick has to have goals. Well, sadly this week’s post didn’t help to turn me on at all. In fact, you are about to read this year’s top 5 WORST posts from this year. I know it may be hard, but you must read on; it’s important to know our history. And learning from our mistakes enables us to make better porn. So let’s trod on dear fans, because it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!!!! Maximo Latino: Nico
You all know how I feel about bad hair. Over the year, I have cited several instances of where hot boys went wrong with bad hair.
Coming in at numero cinco—that’s Spanish for five, people—for this year’s worst posts, is Nico from Maximo Latino. He has, in my cocky opinion, the worst hair of all.
What makes Nico the saddest hair tragedy is that he has the most to offer. Look at that face, look at those abs, look at that raging hard-on. It’s like a beautifully wrapped present topped with the most pathetic, shittiest little bow ever. His hair actually looks like one of the models for a Supercuts. Ah, such a waste. I can only hope he read my first post and got a haircut. Bel Ami: Giorgio Carrera
Next on our “bottom five list”(tee hee, I just can’t say “bottom” without giggling) is a Bel Ami post that just made me…wander.
Giorgio is gorgeous. That thick hair, that beautifully tanned skin, those supple-ass lips…yum. In fact, I don’t blame him for this critical lack of judgment at all. In fact, I blame the artistic director—or in the case, the florist.
Yes, the florist! Because for some friggin’ reason someone at Bel Ami thought it would be good to have Giorgio photographed with a huge motherfucking sunflower. I know I said this earlier, but he really does look like a porn version of a Cabbage Patch Kid. It’s just so not right.
Thankfully, Bel Ami listened to my direction and they have now nixed the distasteful photos and have gone with barebacking twins—because that’s classy.
It’s a new year people. Still we cannot begin the year without looking back and seeing what porn of 2009 got me to cum the quickest. It’s PataPORN with Chinpoko!!! Dirty Tony: Fabian and Seth
Coming in 5th for 2009 is Fabian! Fabian! Fabian!
Dirty Tony scored when he got a hold of this guy. So what’s so hot about him? Besides the obvious things like his body, face, cock, ass, and beautiful tan skin—I have to say the passion. This man loves to fuck and this exchange with Seth is a prime example.
Fabian has quite an extensive collection of videos this year that would make your dick pre-cum in about two seconds but this video is a standout. The fellas have one of the hottest make out sessions of the year. I was stroking before they even got their dicks out. I can only hope there will be more Fabian in the 2010. Pata Pata! Randy Blue: Colby and James
What? Did you really think I wasn’t going to have Colby Keller somewhere in my top 5? It’s no secret I love this boy, but this scene with James Hawk put me over the top to make this my 4th hottest pick for the year.
If you remember dear fans, this scene began a bit bumpy; I was pissed that James wasn’t taking all of Colby’s hot cock. I wanted him to go the extra mile, but thank god he did.
By the end of the video, James begs and pleads with Colby to fuck him slow. As Colby slides his thick cock all the way in, James’ face contorts in complete agony and ecstasy. He loves it and so did I!
Also, this video has a hot spoon fucking scene where both guys are kissing and looking at one another while Colby pounds him. Pata Pata! Randy Blue has made some hits and misses this year, but these two could hit me in the face and then watch it run down my shaft. Yeah, I went there.
Only two posts left this year. Holy Semen Shooting Batman, have we got some porn to unload on you this weekend! It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Drake Rock: Damien Rockford – Measuring Up
Finally, someone is putting some attention where attention is due—Damien Rockford’s massive cock.
I’ll be honest and say that I was sold before I even watched this video…sold. It’s no secret that I’m a size queen. And Rockford’s cock is definitely a hall of fame dick begging to be sucked.
Yet while watching this video, I was surprised by how quickly I got turned on. Yes, even for me! Who knew that watching someone measure his cock was so hot? But it was, it was so yummy yum yum! To see Rockford take his time and caress that schlong of his just made me wetter and wetter.
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This week has been hot, disturbing, exciting, juicy, and so many other things. Get ready for a roller coaster ride of porn with this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Titan Men: Eye Contact
Woo! David Anthony is one hell of a find for Titan Men. Not that they needed big names in my book—having Francois Sagat already gives them a boner up from me. (Get it, not thumbs up… because I don’t have thumbs.)
Just the title “Eye Contact” made me hopeful that this wouldn’t be just men fucking, but men connecting, and kissing, and groping… and fucking. And oh it is! There are the usual diverse Daddy types that Titan’s famous for, but I have to tell you what the hottest thing in this video is.
Want to guess?? Okay…I’ll wait…
…
It’s David Anthony. This man… he makes me tingle I get so engorged. His abs are the most ripped thing I’ve seen in a long time. As he fucks those bottoms, you can his stomach muscles engage like soldiers on a mission to pummel some hot ass. PATA PATA PATA!
I’m so full. I ate way too much for Thanksgiving. Seriously, I think I pounded ten different asses this week. What? You didn’t think I eat food do you? Remember—I’m just a dick. Just a dick that LOVES DICK and brings you PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Corbin Fisher: Elijah and Simon Fuck Dru
And the award for Bottom of the Week goes to….
DRU FROM CORBIN FISHER!!!
This video is hot. It was almost the hottest post of the week—but you’ll have to scroll down for that. Corbin says that Dru has never bottomed before on their site. Well, unless it’s a Thanksgiving miracle, this boy has definitely bottomed before. He takes a pounding from Simon and Elijah like he’s been doing it since he was a kid. Okay, I didn’t mean it like that… I meant that he’s been riding dick like a kid who’s been riding a bike…oh wait it minute. I didn’t mean it like that. Oh you know what I mean… I’m not a pedophile dammit!
Anyway, Dru loves getting himself stuffed and this awesome 3-way ends with some glorious cumming. Mmmm. It’s like gravy over a turkey—delicious! PATA PATA!
We’re not begging for votes or anything,but we just thought we’d mention that QueerClick’s up for Best Porn Blog at the Cybersocket Awards. You can vote from now until December 31st and even give some love to our favorite (and sadly miscategorized) Mobile Site: Guys With iPhones.
We still have our Cybersocket Award for Best Porn Blog from last year. It’s too big and heavy to use as jewelry or a sex toy, but we still carry around with us all around West Hollywood. The gents comment on how big it is and we say, “Why yes… yes it is.”
Boo! Did I scare ya? Well, if you’re not scared now, prepare to be terrified with this week’s horrifying Halloween edition of Pataporn with Chinpoko!!!!!!! Mwaah hahahhahahahaha! (That’s my evil laugh, bitches.) Count Cockula FleshJack
Blah! Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your cock! Or rather, Count Cockula vants you to suck your own cock using his vampire-themed Fleshjack.
The boys at Fleshjack have entered the Halloween fray with their own incisor inspired masturbation toy. Call it “weird-looking” or “hokey,” but the style has been selling like crazy!
I must say, the promotional video from the boys at Fleshjack is pretty damn hot too. I mean, real hot. That boy fucks the hell out of that fanged fucker.
Wish I could. Apparently, my own review of the Fleshjack Vibro wasn’t good enough because other members of the QueerClick staff received samples to try. And I did not.
Not that I’m bitter…
But I’m bitter! I LOVE TRUE BLOOD! I LOVE TWILIGHT! WHY CAN’T I STICK MYSELF INTO SOME HOT YUMMY VAMPIRE GOODNESS? LIFE’S NOT FAIR!!!! NOT FAIR!!
Your expert in all things cockulous is here. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Hot House Backroom: Tony Mecelli and Rod Daily
Tony Mecelli has one of the most unoriginal names in the world.
But Goddamn he’s hot. Also, I’m real into Rod Daily right now, or I guess I want to be into him.
L. Allerton, a QC commenter, wasn’t a fan of the fauxhawk or tattoos, but I disagree. The way Mecelli throws Daily around by his hair is so barbaric and hot.
Basically, I think you should definitely see this video. Again Mecelli has a dumb porn name, and sometimes he his stare that makes him look a little dumb, but this man is one passionate fuck. It’s official… I’m on the Mecelli bandwagon! Next Door Buddies: Jake Steel and Rusty Stevens
Okay, so I get it. The scenario is super fake, and Next Door Buddies has a history of trying to make gay porn with super “straight” men, which I think is ridiculous.
So this scene begins with Rusty Stevens lifting weights in blue underwear.
Hold on! Stop the presses! Rusty Stevens looks good in those undies. And I’m talking real good. I couldn’t believe my reaction. As I’m watching him lifts weights, all I could stare at was the huge woody under his blue shorts. It looks delectable. I got hard in a second. I want to suck him off so badly now.
Thank God Jake Steel did it for me. This boy goes to motherfuckin’ town on Rusty’s dick. I mean, you would have thought Jake was on death row and Rusty’s cock was his last meal. Oh, but what a way to go, right?
