PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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June is busting out all over! And likewise, I’ve been busting nuts all over my shorts and apartment, thanks to all the great porn recently. Seriously, I’ve run out of socks and hand towels, and my poor undies and shorts are darned near unwearable; but that’s okay since I prefer nudity. So go grab your crusty love-socks and cum-shorts, QueerClickers, because it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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05 Jun 14 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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Spring is here, but it’s always summer at QueerClick! That explains all the hot men and my sweaty palms. Even if you live south of the equator, bust out your shades and your sluttiest swim trunks because I’m about to turn up the heat with some sizzling sex, a shady porn star giving poolside blowjobs and some incredible bi-racial scenes that are so hot, you’ll need oven mitts just to watch ’em. Now grab the sunblock and a towel because it’s time to jump into PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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29 May 14 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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Welcum back, my horny QueerClickers! I’ve returned with a jam-packed edition of my weekly porn round-up! This week, I have two sizzling sex-gems to share as well as a pocketful of laughs. So turn down the lights and bust out the socks and lube because it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!

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20 May 14 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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It’s been one hell of a week, QueerClickers! And I’m not just talking about bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst winning Eurovision 2014 or the NFL’s first openly gay player getting drafted — I’m talking about all the great porn that I sifted through this week. Don’t get me wrong, it was a pleasure, but I’ve jerked off so much that I almost need a breather. ALMOST! But maybe later because now it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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13 May 14 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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Hey guys and gals, it’s me again! Chinpoko, the dick that rates porno flicks! I have some great finds for you this week. In fact, if you don’t read anything else on QueerClick — in which case, you are a FOOL — at least check out my treasure trove of tricks because it’s got the best sex anywhere on the web. No need to thank me. Just grab some lube and your cock because it’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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01 May 14 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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Hey everyone! It’s me, Chinpoko! And I’m back with another righteous round-up of sexcellent porn. And this week, there’s dark meat all around… that’s right — vegetarians beware! But the great thing about man-meat is that you can eat as much as you want and never gain a pound. In fact, you’re bound to burn off a few calories, especially if you jerk off to these clips as much as I did.
But enough chewing the fat. Get ready for an extra serving of PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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24 Apr 14 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

The Return Of PataPORN With Chinpoko!!!

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Hey all you QueerClickers! It’s your favorite man-sticker — me, Chinpoko! It’s been a long while since we’ve watched porn together, but I’m back and ready to blow my load on this week’s sexy selection… and have I got some good picks for you! There’s blowjobs, toys, fur, jockstraps, military men and even a crazy video that you’ll have to see to believe! But enough talk… grab some lube and get ready for PataPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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13 Apr 14 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!

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I’m back with a big ol’ load just for you. Not only is there sizzling man-sex between two of Randy Blue’s hottest stars, but I’ve also taken a look at some silver daddy action. Also, the incredibly Paddy O’Brien bottoms? Yes! It’s true (and I’ve got a picture of the action). And if you like hairy asses, this week QC paid you in spades! It’s true. But what are you waiting for, join me after the jump and let’s get to stroking… it’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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29 Mar 11 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko!


I couldn’t bring myself to cover the new release of bulemic researcher Malachi Marx. I also didn’t want to cover the consistently hot fuck scenes of Ricky Sinz because as long as I get a view of his hairy buttcheeks pumping some hot bitch I’ll always just give all his scenes a 5 out of 5 rating.
So instead I decided to focus on some hot gems that you might of missed this week and there’s even an extended Freaks of the Weeks section that you won’t want to miss. One word, my dearies: feces. Oh yes… chocolate delights! I promise, even if you’re not into scat (
especially if you’re not into scat), you’ll wanna check out this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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21 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

PataPORN With Chinpoko!

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It’s a new year with all sorts of new treats awaiting you! I have missed you all so much, but am glad to be back! Now without further adieu, let’s begin PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Corbin Fisher: Fucking Miles
Corbin Fisher: Fucking Miles
RATING: 1 OUT OF 5 – FLACCID
Miles and Connor play pool and talk about… yada, yada, yada… NUDITY! Obligatory kissing… Miles acts like he’s never sucked a cock before as he lies there mannequin-like while Connor does all the work. Both of these men suck dick like it’s a paycheck—the absolute fewest inches required by contract and not a centimeter more!
The high point of this rote exercise in mechanics comes when Miles starts eating Connor’s butthole like it’s made of oxygen. Connor moans and trembles a single finger in Miles’ furry upturned crack—yum! Sadly, Miles’ ass turns out to be as stingy as his mouth with only a few inches room. Even though he stays hard throughout, you get the sense Miles kinda hates every second; makes you rethink the fantasy of fucking an actual straight guy.
To Connor’s credit he does eventually go deep as Miles backs himself up onto Connor’s cock and realizes he’s actually in a porn and should, y’know, work. Miles pushes himself back on Connor’s pole. But this moment is short lived as the two go onto the final face-to-face position then squirt. Obligatory kissing. End.
WHAT’S OKAY: At least Miles is nice to look at from the neck down. Uncut with abs and pubes. Hawt.
WHAT’S AWFUL: It’s boring, predicatable robot sex. And why is Connor in every Corbin Fisher video these days? Sigh…

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30 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

PataPORN With Chinpoko

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Chanukah is over and Christmas is right around the corner! Well ho, ho, hoes because I’m like the Kris Kringle of Kum and the Grinch that stole your butthole all mixed together. And I got lots of fat, nasty packages to cram up your chimney this time around, especially if you’ve been bad. So get your stockings hung and put your balls on the tree because even though I’ve already cum several times today, we only get together once a week for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Chaos Men: Hayden and Heathg
Chaos Men: Hayden and Heath
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
The boys waste no time flopping their big dicks out of their pants and getting to sucking. They’re both toned, tattooed, and hung, so it’s mega hot. Bryan even gives a cam to Heath so he can film Hayden sucking his big cock. The sucking lasts a tad too long for how little the guys move, but then it’s on to some hot 69 action where you can really get a sense of how thick their dicks are and how much they love sucking each other.
Then Hayden drops his raw dick in Heath’s hairy little hole. There’s a bit too much testicle cam. The best shots are from behind and the side when you can really see Hayden’s nice ass dipping his dick deep into Heath. Hayden then mounts Heath and starts to ride his monster—it’s so big that he can’t even stick it all the way in! What’s so awesome is that Hayden stays hard throughout.
This is a raw video which isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it does cum with two unexpected bonuses. For one, both guys cum as they’re actually fucking the other, creaming right onto their no-no holes. And secondly, they use the cum to slide their dicks back into one another for a few quick post-coital plugs. Safe? No. Hot? Yes. But remember kids: do not try these bareback tricks at home. These men are paid professionals and in this vid they literally work their asses off!
GREAT: Two hung studs with two hairy holes and two uncut poles that stay hard throughout.
NOT SO MUCH: The standing blowjob and fuck scenes aren’t very exciting.

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13 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

PataPORN With Chinpoko


I don’t know about you fine folks, but I’ve been up all night fucking. OK, not all night… maybe just about a couple of hours, but still… I am worn out! Yet because I love all of you (almost) as much as I love plugging boy-poon, I still managed to track down this week’s hottest porn finds and this week’s round-up includes Civil War sex, old-fashioned handjobs, and Keebler Elves! Wow! So grab your lover and some lube because it’s time for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony
New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Good job, NYSM. Your scenes used to feature an out-of-shape guy sucking a hot guy’s dick and those scenes always confused me—should I focus on the hot guy and just ignore his homely friend? Does that make me shallow? Am I just jealous?
All I want in a good scene is hot men and lots of cock. This time, NYSM delivers both. Now, it has its limitations, after all this is more of a mutual jerk-off than the long, sensuous suck scenes NYSM normally puts out. But both Aaron and Tony are furry, sexy, and have bodies that are nice to watch but not overly perfect.
And what’s best about is that they genuinely act like twohot guys who just wanted some hug and tug. They kiss, suck some dick, and when they start pumping each other’s cocks, you can tell how genuinely turned on they are by the way their bodies convulse with their eyes roll back into their heads.
It all ends with two very satisfying cum shots which just goes to show you don’t need a lot of fuss to make a hot jerk-off scene—just get two big-dicked men with a little sexual tension and viola! Cum!
UNIQUE: Furry, sexy, big-dicked guys get hard, throbbing, and leaking while jerking one another to completion. Not since college have mutual handjobs felt this good.
NOT SO CHIC: The guys spend a lot of time awkwardly jerking each other off while facing the camera. NYSM should stick to the floating cam and just let them at one another.

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05 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

PataPORN With Chinpoko


Did you have a Happy Thanksgiving? And if you’re reading this outside of the US, did you have a nice Thursday? I know I did, because after getting a generous helping of food, I helped myself to some cock and balls for dessert—nutritious and delicious! Let’s see what I gobbled up on this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
TimTales: CutlerX and David SF
TimTales: CutlerX and David SF
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 – FULLY ERECT
Ever see a man make out with someone he knows has the power to kill him? That’s kinda how David SF makes out with CutlerX at the opening of TimTale’s latest scene. The kissing is quiet and almost desperate as in “Please don’t kill me with your massive dick.” He even gets on his knees and deep throats CutlerX’s monster with his facecunt. And as CutlerX cockslaps him, you get the sense that he’d happily let David choke to death on his fat hog.
But Cutler is a hot fucker. He’s muscular and really enjoys his bottom—taunting David’s hole with his dick and eating it—before going to work. As he lubes it up he says “Damn, I want that ass… fuck!” Then they kiss so long and hot that my laptop almost melted. David feeds Cutler’s dick right into his hungry hole and then begins making man-sounds like you’ve never heard. And though sexy David takes it like a trooper for the most part, his anguished expression and that fact that he keeps saying “OK, OK, OK… oh fuck, fuck, oh God… fuck!” shows just how hard, deep and wide he’s getting fucked.
I could write an entire epic poem about how mightily Cutler cockwhips David into submission, but save me the similes and just watch it for yourself (extra large dildo not included).
AWESOME – CutlerX’s dick could rip a hole through the space-time continuum. And David is fucking sexy, even when he’s dying.
NOT SO AWESOME – Poor screaming David gets mighty butt-hurt, which can be a turn on or turn off, depending on who you’re rooting for. He doesn’t even get a pillow!

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29 Nov 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

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Hey kids! Halloween is coming up and the porn’s getting so good that it’s SCARY!!! Don’t believe me? Then walk into my chamber of cocks and get a load or two in your face in this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
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Hot House Backroom: Brandon Lewis, Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
I dunno what it is about Kennedy Carter… the fire crotch, the tattoos, or the neon pink head of his cock, but I love, Love, LOVE this man. No. Y’know what I think it is… his accent. He’s a Brit and he starts off the video rocking the sneakers and Addidas shorts while shooting darts with Brandon Lewis. Lucky for us Lewis doesn’t play fair and when it looks like Carter’s gonna win, Brandon lifts him off the ground and after a short while the men start rimming and sucking one another. Shortly after, Phenix Saint joins in the action.
While I love Kennedy Carter, Brandon Lewis is really the unsung hero of this scene—the boy can down a dick and even though he has the handsome face of a young father (DILF! DILF! DILF!), he’s got a handsome body and two hungry holes that can take cocks like a trooper. He’s a great vers and so much fun to watch! The only drawback in this scene was all the triple action near the end. I like the idea of railroad fucking, but it seems like only Bel Ami cameramen know how to capture the penetrations and faces of tri-fuckers to make a scene three times as hot. In this case, the dicks, asses, and rhythm get lost in the chain fuck.
Stunts are nice, but not when they detract from the scene. Still, nice slimy cumshots all around.
PROS – Bright orange pubes with purple shiny cocks. Plus tatts and slender tops!
CONS – Phenix Saint’s comes off as rigidly gay-for-pay in this scene. Don’t hurt yourself, Phenix.

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19 Oct 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

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Hey you pricks! You didn’t think Chinpoko would just leave you holding your dicks did you? No siree. With so much hot porn this week—a breath-taking biracial fuck, muscle studs tag-teaming a twink, and grandpa feeling up a baby (NO REALLY)—an extra cock cums in handy. Now you can cut through the pubes and find the hard stuff that’ll make you spooooge! Don’t believe me? Justr read on and you’ll blow a load or two all over PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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TimTales: CutlerX and Arthur Rimbal
RATING: 5 OUT OF 5 – CUMWORTHY
You ever see a termite mound? Cutler X’s cock is just like one, it’s bigger and thicker than just about any cock you’ve ever seen. And Arthur Rimbal wastes no time (approximately 10 seconds) going from jerking and sucking to taking every thick uncut dark inch into his delicious hole as Cutler pumps it deep and fast.
One of the hottest scenes comes when Cutler drills Rimbal’s ass so hard from behind. You can Cutler’s sweet black buthole, his huge cock, and Rimbal’s gaping hole as it awaits the next plunge. So fucking intense!
And after that Cutler starts making the sex hurt—he goes in deep, throbbing and grinding his dick upwards as he impales Rimbal upon it. Rimbal’s merely his fucktoy — repositioning and slamming him just as Culter likes. Cutler nearly fucks him off the bed and at one point Rimbal cries out so much that they stop filming and resume later.
The sex is hot like Machofucker and at several points you almost feel sorry for Rimbal as he grimaces and groans in pain… sorry for him, that is, until you blow your load.
PROS: HUUUUUGE FUCKIN’ DICK, Instant penetration, kissing, thighs slapping, painful moaning, amazingmultiple positions, dirty talk.
CONS: Did you see Cutler’s dick? There are no cons. Well, unless you’re the poor bottom leaving buttstains on the bed. Poor fucker doesn’t even get his own cumshot.

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29 Aug 10 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments