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Spring is here and there's a full-blown epidemic of spring fever spreading faster than a bottom's thighs. Let me tell you, between all the big-dicked twinks, sensuous solos, and cum drenched fuck scenes I spent most of the week hornier than a bull in heat! That's why I picked out only the queerest of the queer this week—a controversial grocery store fuck, a real-life hookup, and a boy that gets tied, beaten, and pissed on. I don't know if it'll leave you horny or just confused, but I promise you'll have lots of fun! So join us for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

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I'm back with a big ol' load just for you. Not only is there sizzling man-sex between two of Randy Blue's hottest stars, but I've also taken a look at some silver daddy action. Also, the incredibly Paddy O'Brien bottoms? Yes! It's true (and I've got a picture of the action). And if you like hairy asses, this week QC paid you in spades! It's true. But what are you waiting for, join me after the jump and let's get to stroking... it's PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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Master Peter is a confident masculine sportsman who demands that his armpits and ass be licked clean before he goes to football practice. He has spent a long day at the office meaning his warm hairy armpits are really sweaty.

More "Face-Sitting Football Thug at Brutal Tops" on QCX.

I couldn't bring myself to cover the new release of bulemic researcher Malachi Marx. I also didn't want to cover the consistently hot fuck scenes of Ricky Sinz because as long as I get a view of his hairy buttcheeks pumping some hot bitch I'll always just give all his scenes a 5 out of 5 rating.

So instead I decided to focus on some hot gems that you might of missed this week and there's even an extended Freaks of the Weeks section that you won't want to miss. One word, my dearies: feces. Oh yes... chocolate delights! I promise, even if you're not into scat (especially if you're not into scat), you'll wanna check out this week's PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

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This has been a hard week and by hard I don't mean difficult, I mean erect! Yes, I've found the best porn bits from this last week for you to enjoy! So let's not waste another second. On to PataPORN With Chinpoko!

Hard Brit Lads: Steven Prior and Drew Brody
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 - HALF-COCKED

Steven and Drew both agree, everybody loves big cocks—especially when they're attached to this skinny punk and his athletic pal. They don't piddle around with kissing or foreplay either. But they still sizzle with dirty desire as they stroke and suck one another to a hot gushing climax.

The two boys used to think their 10-inch cocks were ordinary, but they're extraordinary! And the they'll have your cock straining against your shorts. Steven's not so great at sucking Drew's thick monster—not that I can blame him, Drew's cock is thick as a soda can! But Drew gets Steven's girthy cock all the way down his gullet. I came the second time he swallowed that thing balls deep! PATA! PATA! PATA!

GOOD - The boys were right, everybody does love big dicks.

BAD - Steven and Drew aren't the hottest duo, but Drew still has a great ass and the two devour each other hungrily.

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It's a new year with all sorts of new treats awaiting you! I have missed you all so much, but am glad to be back! Now without further adieu, let's begin PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

Corbin Fisher: Fucking Miles
RATING: 1 OUT OF 5 - FLACCID

Miles and Connor play pool and talk about... yada, yada, yada... NUDITY! Obligatory kissing... Miles acts like he's never sucked a cock before as he lies there mannequin-like while Connor does all the work. Both of these men suck dick like it's a paycheck—the absolute fewest inches required by contract and not a centimeter more!

The high point of this rote exercise in mechanics comes when Miles starts eating Connor's butthole like it's made of oxygen. Connor moans and trembles a single finger in Miles' furry upturned crack—yum! Sadly, Miles' ass turns out to be as stingy as his mouth with only a few inches room. Even though he stays hard throughout, you get the sense Miles kinda hates every second; makes you rethink the fantasy of fucking an actual straight guy.

To Connor's credit he does eventually go deep as Miles backs himself up onto Connor's cock and realizes he's actually in a porn and should, y'know, work. Miles pushes himself back on Connor's pole. But this moment is short lived as the two go onto the final face-to-face position then squirt. Obligatory kissing. End.

WHAT'S OKAY: At least Miles is nice to look at from the neck down. Uncut with abs and pubes. Hawt.

WHAT'S AWFUL: It's boring, predicatable robot sex. And why is Connor in every Corbin Fisher video these days? Sigh...

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We cover many sites and once in a blue moon, we will chance upon one that is different from the pack. This type of occurrence is very rare these days because the gay porn industry has just about any site you can think of that can satisfy your desire. That's true especially when we talk about content or niches.

So what makes our new discovery different and sets it apart? it's all about the execution. The attention to little details which builds sexual tension, brings it up one-two-three notches higher, before Le Grand Reveal, and (sexual) relief.

The Full English (TFE) was originally created as a showcase for a few amateur straight guys in the UK wanting to enter the burgeoning adult industry and is subsequently becoming an entertainment production in its own right.

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Chanukah is over and Christmas is right around the corner! Well ho, ho, hoes because I'm like the Kris Kringle of Kum and the Grinch that stole your butthole all mixed together. And I got lots of fat, nasty packages to cram up your chimney this time around, especially if you've been bad. So get your stockings hung and put your balls on the tree because even though I've already cum several times today, we only get together once a week for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

Chaos Men: Hayden and Heath
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 - AROUSED

The boys waste no time flopping their big dicks out of their pants and getting to sucking. They're both toned, tattooed, and hung, so it's mega hot. Bryan even gives a cam to Heath so he can film Hayden sucking his big cock. The sucking lasts a tad too long for how little the guys move, but then it's on to some hot 69 action where you can really get a sense of how thick their dicks are and how much they love sucking each other.

Then Hayden drops his raw dick in Heath's hairy little hole. There's a bit too much testicle cam. The best shots are from behind and the side when you can really see Hayden's nice ass dipping his dick deep into Heath. Hayden then mounts Heath and starts to ride his monster—it's so big that he can't even stick it all the way in! What's so awesome is that Hayden stays hard throughout.

This is a raw video which isn't everyone's cup of tea, but it does cum with two unexpected bonuses. For one, both guys cum as they're actually fucking the other, creaming right onto their no-no holes. And secondly, they use the cum to slide their dicks back into one another for a few quick post-coital plugs. Safe? No. Hot? Yes. But remember kids: do not try these bareback tricks at home. These men are paid professionals and in this vid they literally work their asses off!

GREAT: Two hung studs with two hairy holes and two uncut poles that stay hard throughout.

NOT SO MUCH: The standing blowjob and fuck scenes aren't very exciting.

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I don't know about you fine folks, but I've been up all night fucking. OK, not all night... maybe just about a couple of hours, but still... I am worn out! Yet because I love all of you (almost) as much as I love plugging boy-poon, I still managed to track down this week's hottest porn finds and this week's round-up includes Civil War sex, old-fashioned handjobs, and Keebler Elves! Wow! So grab your lover and some lube because it's time for another PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

New York Straight Men: Aaron and Tony
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 - FULLY ERECT

Good job, NYSM. Your scenes used to feature an out-of-shape guy sucking a hot guy's dick and those scenes always confused me—should I focus on the hot guy and just ignore his homely friend? Does that make me shallow? Am I just jealous?

All I want in a good scene is hot men and lots of cock. This time, NYSM delivers both. Now, it has its limitations, after all this is more of a mutual jerk-off than the long, sensuous suck scenes NYSM normally puts out. But both Aaron and Tony are furry, sexy, and have bodies that are nice to watch but not overly perfect.

And what's best about is that they genuinely act like twohot guys who just wanted some hug and tug. They kiss, suck some dick, and when they start pumping each other's cocks, you can tell how genuinely turned on they are by the way their bodies convulse with their eyes roll back into their heads.

It all ends with two very satisfying cum shots which just goes to show you don't need a lot of fuss to make a hot jerk-off scene—just get two big-dicked men with a little sexual tension and viola! Cum!

UNIQUE: Furry, sexy, big-dicked guys get hard, throbbing, and leaking while jerking one another to completion. Not since college have mutual handjobs felt this good.

NOT SO CHIC: The guys spend a lot of time awkwardly jerking each other off while facing the camera. NYSM should stick to the floating cam and just let them at one another.

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Did you have a Happy Thanksgiving? And if you're reading this outside of the US, did you have a nice Thursday? I know I did, because after getting a generous helping of food, I helped myself to some cock and balls for dessert—nutritious and delicious! Let's see what I gobbled up on this week's PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

TimTales: CutlerX and David SF
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 - FULLY ERECT

Ever see a man make out with someone he knows has the power to kill him? That's kinda how David SF makes out with CutlerX at the opening of TimTale's latest scene. The kissing is quiet and almost desperate as in "Please don't kill me with your massive dick." He even gets on his knees and deep throats CutlerX's monster with his facecunt. And as CutlerX cockslaps him, you get the sense that he'd happily let David choke to death on his fat hog.

But Cutler is a hot fucker. He's muscular and really enjoys his bottom—taunting David's hole with his dick and eating it—before going to work. As he lubes it up he says "Damn, I want that ass... fuck!" Then they kiss so long and hot that my laptop almost melted. David feeds Cutler's dick right into his hungry hole and then begins making man-sounds like you've never heard. And though sexy David takes it like a trooper for the most part, his anguished expression and that fact that he keeps saying "OK, OK, OK... oh fuck, fuck, oh God... fuck!" shows just how hard, deep and wide he's getting fucked.

I could write an entire epic poem about how mightily Cutler cockwhips David into submission, but save me the similes and just watch it for yourself (extra large dildo not included).

AWESOME - CutlerX's dick could rip a hole through the space-time continuum. And David is fucking sexy, even when he's dying.

NOT SO AWESOME - Poor screaming David gets mighty butt-hurt, which can be a turn on or turn off, depending on who you're rooting for. He doesn't even get a pillow!

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It's been a hot week on QueerClick and with so many great options, your cock might feel confused about what to cum to next. But never fear! Chinpoko is here! And I'll provide the masturbation road map so you don't spend a second stroking off to inferior porn. So join me now for PATAPORN WITH CHIPOKO!!

Rear Stable: Alessio Romero and Antonio Biaggi
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 - FULLY-ERECT

When Antonio Biaggi announced his retirement one year ago I was devastated. It was like losing your favorite dildo. Luckily he was kidding because he's been releasing incredibly hot scenes on a regular basis ever since—nothing like retirement to boost your productivity, eh Antonio?

Take his most recent scene from Raging Stallion. It's so hot that he and Alessio have to keep pouring a jug of water over themselves just to stop from bursting into flames (body hair is quite flammable I'm afraid). Antonio gets down on his knees to suck Alessio's cock, but as always Antonio's cock is the star. It's just so huge, but Alessio takes it no problem. Heck, you can tell he loves riding it, the way he works it. Plus Antonio fucks Alessio in several different positions so he can really work his hole over.

The guys have good chemistry, the dripping water adds a great sensual effect and Antonio keeps rubbing his large strong hands all over Alessio's torso, legs, and ass to let everyone know just how sexy he finds him. It's a sizzling scene that will leave you dripping wet too.

HOT: Two lean fuck machines really deliver a sensuous scene. Plus, I love the Arabic decor—how decadent!

NOT: Some nice full body worship and making out would have added a few degrees of hotness, but oh well...

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Hey kids! Halloween is coming up and the porn's getting so good that it's SCARY!!! Don't believe me? Then walk into my chamber of cocks and get a load or two in your face in this week's PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

Hot House Backroom: Brandon Lewis, Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 - AROUSED

I dunno what it is about Kennedy Carter... the fire crotch, the tattoos, or the neon pink head of his cock, but I love, Love, LOVE this man. No. Y'know what I think it is... his accent. He's a Brit and he starts off the video rocking the sneakers and Addidas shorts while shooting darts with Brandon Lewis. Lucky for us Lewis doesn't play fair and when it looks like Carter's gonna win, Brandon lifts him off the ground and after a short while the men start rimming and sucking one another. Shortly after, Phenix Saint joins in the action.

While I love Kennedy Carter, Brandon Lewis is really the unsung hero of this scene—the boy can down a dick and even though he has the handsome face of a young father (DILF! DILF! DILF!), he's got a handsome body and two hungry holes that can take cocks like a trooper. He's a great vers and so much fun to watch! The only drawback in this scene was all the triple action near the end. I like the idea of railroad fucking, but it seems like only Bel Ami cameramen know how to capture the penetrations and faces of tri-fuckers to make a scene three times as hot. In this case, the dicks, asses, and rhythm get lost in the chain fuck.

Stunts are nice, but not when they detract from the scene. Still, nice slimy cumshots all around.

PROS - Bright orange pubes with purple shiny cocks. Plus tatts and slender tops!

CONS - Phenix Saint's comes off as rigidly gay-for-pay in this scene. Don't hurt yourself, Phenix.

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